“Why is there booking info in your bio?? WHAT ARE THEY BOOKING YOU FOR??”
Is it a wedding if these characters are not present? NO!
The characters in your secondary school class.
We’re clear on the fact that women deserve enjoyment. But on the days their uterus decides to torture them, it needs to be top-notch. So here are nine basic items women need in every period care package.
Summer officially starts tomorrow. If you don’t have your summer body yet, quickly follow the simple steps in this article and you’ll have your summer body by tomorrow morning, latest.
This quiz will separate those that care about their skin from those that don’t. Disclaimer: If you don’t what sunscreen is, you’ll definitely fail.
“I’ve listened to my songs. It’s not like I’m getting heartbroken left and right out here. I’m just a talented songwriter, and an excellent writer as well.”
Marijuana would’ve been the name of a hot girl who loves to turn up at parties, and go out for brunch every Sunday.
Aren’t you tired of eating plain Indomie and boiled egg all the time? Try something different for once in your life, we beg you.
After successfully predicting when y’all are getting married (please, email any complaints to noneofourbusiness@nayousabi.com), we are back to tell you how much is currently in your account. How, you might ask? By using your taste in Nollywood, of course. Shhh. No questions. Just take it already:
Most of us can probably sketch a pretty accurate outline of the Nigerian map, but how many of us can honestly claim to know where all the states are located? Well, this quiz is here to test just how well you know your own country. Try and get at least 18 states:
These days, everyone is always talking about how much sex they’re getting, or how little sex they’re getting, or how disgusting sex is etc. There’s just so much talk about sex, it’s almost impossible to know who’s lying and who’s telling the truth. In anticipation of our new series about the sex lives of young […]
In the past month, we’ve made quizzes that guessed the last time you had sex, how many people you’ve slept with, and just how good you are in bed. For our latest attempt, we will use your taste in Nigerian music from the 2010s to ascertain what you’re like in bed. Take to find out:
Last week, we created a viral quiz that tested your knowledge on the capitals of all 54 African countries and y’all did pretty great. Now, we want to see how well you know the flags of those same countries. Give it a shot:
If you didn’t play one touch, middle man, or O.G.O as a kid, did you even grow up in Nigeria?
Did you really go to a Nigerian primary school if you didn’t start your days screaming, “All things bright and beautiful”?
You might have enjoyed these snacks as a child but if you try eating them now, your organs will shrivel up and die.
Reading these stories as an adult will have you laughing, especially number 1.
Children’s day, a day set apart for kids. Like they don’t win at life already? You’re not paying bills or rent and you have a day to celebrate yourself? Get me their manager, please. On days like this, we can’t help but remember how good we used to have it so we wrote this article […]
Are you a Nigerian Student? Are you in a relationship with a fellow Nigerian student? If your answer to these questions is “yes”, then definitely understand these struggles stated below The roommate that does not understand privacy You have been telling Cynthia about how bae is coming over for some private time since the beginning […]
“You think you’re doing me Ariel, you’re only doing yourself.”
There’s twitter, and then there is Nigerian twitter. Nigerian twitter is an extreme sport, you need all the heads up you can get and this list is it.
Phillipine movies usually follow a pattern that has become obvious and annoying. Consider this list a documentation of that annoyance by once loyal fans.
Here's a rabbit hole of stories to lose yourself in:
This quiz will separate those that care about their skin from those that don’t. Disclaimer: If you don’t what sunscreen is, you’ll definitely fail.
Are you a low-key Adolf Hitler or Robert Mugabe? No, don’t say “God forbid” — just take the quiz and we’ll tell you.
Just like people in Lagos have different personalities, the same is true for bus stops. Some bus stops are so calm and relaxed, while others are filled with struggle and noise. Take this quiz and find out which Lagos bus stop you are.
The workplace is a mixture of the most annoying people you’ll find. Which one are you? Take this quiz and we’ll tell you.
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