1. How the security harasses you at the gate because of ID card.
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Uncle calm down.
2. When you see the queue for cabs to Tanke.
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Chisos!
3. When a fresher asks you what ‘face Tanke’ means.
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Look at this one.
4. How freshers sprint for lectures in SLT and LT1.
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It’s not like they’ll graduate with 1st class.
5. When you realise there’s an actual restaurant called Sister Biggs.
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No shame!
6. How Sister Biggs looks like on a Monday afternoon.
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Is the whole school eating here?
7. When you’re trying to book a bed space but they closed the portal after 30 seconds.
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I’ll kuku sleep under the bridge at Challenge .
8. How the flies welcome you when you enter Lagos hostel.
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Iyanma!
9. When you see a fine girl walking into Lagos hostel.
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After all the forming.
10. When you see the shotput nylons behind Zamfara hostel.
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What is this rubbish?
11. How you get to PG hostel when there’s no Keke at the park.
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The struggle.
12. When you’re broke and you can’t take the 20 Naira school bus because you’re a big girl.
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Hay God!
13. When you see people loving up on walkway.
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See these ones.
14. How people come to show their newest kacks on block 4 of walkway.
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As per all the big boys and girls are sitting there.
15. When you see freshers kacking on their Matriculation.
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You never jam.
16. When you’re wearing trousers and you hear dress-code people are at the car park.
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Chineke!
17. How girls that have boyfriends in Engineering carry their shoulders.
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As per they’re not our mates.
18. When you go to Oke-Odo and realise it’s just Unilorin extension.
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Na wa o.