1. I already have fabric in that colour.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472396020/ibu.jpg)
Carry your aso ebi and go!
2. This colour makes me look very somehow.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472558529/Pinocchio-007_rnrls8.jpg)
I look fabulous in everything but not today!
3. It’s against my religion.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472396032/Cookie%20Taraji%20Prayer.gif)
We don’t believe in aso ebi!
4. I’m a socialist, aso ebi fuels capitalism and materialism.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472396031/fuwx9dmn0jekn5gumd6c.gif)
We don’t believe in all that here!
5. I lost my ATM card and I don’t have cash.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472396026/Stress%20Thinking%20What.jpg)
Sorry!
6. My bank no longer exists and so my money too no longer exists.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472396018/unlook.jpg)
What a shame!
7. My grandmother said she had a dream and advised me not to buy fabric for at least one year.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472396064/old-grandma-smile-makeup.jpg)
Before we see stories that touch!
8. We don’t attend weddings in my family.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472396006/Frank%20Donga.jpg)
Only graduation and burial.
9. I’ve only known you for a decade we’re not that close.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472396061/nene%20leakes%20girl%20bye.gif)
If it was up to 20 years I can understand.
10. When I wear aso ebi I can’t dance very well.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472396051/Dance.gif)
Or you don’t want me to give them Michael Jackson on that day?
11. I won’t be around for the wedding.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472658189/Goodbye_msz3ng.gif)
Whoops!
12. Aso ebi makes me fall ill.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472658075/Leave%20me%20alone%20to%20die.gif)
In fact I can almost die!
13. I heard if too many people buy aso ebi the marriage won’t last.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472396031/szk8og2q118omsmq5zam.gif)
Help me help you!
14. I actually don’t agree with this union.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472396059/nene-leakes-eye.gif)
Honestly you people should not marry!
15. I’m very broke!
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472656326/Broke_ytrcvp.gif)
As you are looking at me, poverty is my middle name