1. When you ask your Nigerian tailor if they can “sew the style.”
2. When you tell a Nigerian photographer to make you look “natural”.
That’s how you know they are serious.
3. When your Nigerian hairdresser wants to kill you.
4. When you give a Nigerian mechanic your car and it spends so long with him it turns to his own.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472391282/ojf3ybedrrjjr9v2jmdd.png)
Edakun, can I have my car back?
5. When you go to a Nigerian doctor and the first diagnosis you get is:
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472391642/dcf3cyugodm8tui1vyzj.jpg)
Is that all?
6. When a Nigerian nurse wakes you up to give you a sleeping pill.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472395722/hsb0x0dyciig8vs0emra.png)
Hian!
7. When you finish paying your Nigerian caterer and they now tell you they don’t make small chops.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472395943/gqptleuffwent1dk6cxq.jpg)
Better go and find.
8. When your Nigerian makeup artiste uses your picture to do ‘Before & After’ without asking.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472390982/nxge9irimjijkwznmhhg.jpg)
Somebody wants to die.
9. When the generator repairer finishes work and now uses your fuel to wash his hands.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472391374/syvuo11dx60ssoclxhdu.jpg)
Is this one mad?
10. When your Nigerian cab driver swears he knows the way, then starts asking for directions when you enter.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472391379/uybhuxczb31g3vtulnmh.jpg)
Don’t just vex me.
11. When that thing your Nigerian electrician just ‘fixed’ shocks you.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472390952/lifhnomvmdcjmd5h37tp.jpg)
Hay God.
12. When you go to any Nigerian barbing salon and this is the first picture you see:
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/cloudinary/v1472390936/setlhovqndfd7fun2ctr.jpg)
That’s how you know they are serious.