1. What to say, when your girlfriend calls you ‘baby’.

2. When you tell her you love her everyday and now she thinks you’re in a relationship.

3. How your parents act petty after a small argument.

4. When your mother starts doing oversaw on top your own room.

5. You, at an owambe after eating three plates of Jollof.

6. Arsene Wenger to Arsenal fans, whenever they shout, “Wenger Out”.

7. When your ex says they’ll find someone better than you.

8. When she calls you her boyfriend after you’ve been talking for only 2 years.

9. When your name is Rich but you’re actually poor and broke.

10. You, when your name is on the noisemaker’s list.



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