13 Jokes Only Real Marlians Will Appreciate

December 4, 2019

1. When you’re a Marlian but your parents are proud of you.

2. When you die as a Marlian but you’re remembered fondly.

3. When you’re a Marlian without any carryovers.

4. When you’re a Marlian with “mannaz”.

5. When you’re a Marlian with feelings.

6. That time Naira Marley let himself down.

7. When a Marlian joins the wrong union.

8. When you’re a Marlian who plans to uphold the law.

9. When you’re a Marlian with no plans of coming back.

10. When you’re a Marlian who doesn’t rob.

11. When you disobey Naira Marley’s “no belt” rule.

12. When you’re a Marlian but you know book.

13. When Anthony Joshua eventually lets Naira Marley down.

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