Just imagine if your period came late. What are all the things a Nigerian aunty would say as your period app? Don’t worry. We’ve made a list of all the hilarious notifications you’d get.

Shawarma as a meal needs a facelift and that can only be done by introducing interesting condiments to the greatness it already is. 

Everybody wants to be a happening babe because the alternative is being a babe that things are happening to. Here’s a list of things that define a happening babe. 

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The subject of this sex life is a 26-year-old pansexual woman. She talks about her first time with a woman and a man, why she is very particular about the perfect dick size, and how she became a femme dominant.

You want to start Ajo this year abi? Come and see the wahala that can happen inside Ajo groups before you drop that ₦10k. Be guided.

The typical Nigerian wedding is not complete without a souvenir for the guest to take home. From towels to wastebin, Nigerians never run out of souvenir ideas. Take the quiz to find out which souvenir you are. Go on:

Pete Edochie, Patience Ozokwor, Chiwetalu Agu or Segun Arinze?

After successfully predicting when y’all are getting married (please, email any complaints to noneofourbusiness@nayousabi.com), we are back to tell you how much is currently in your account. How, you might ask? By using your taste in Nollywood, of course. Shhh. No questions. Just take it already:

Colours are more than something the eyes see, they’re also a representation of behaviours and personalities. Take this quiz and we will tell you which colour best describes your personality. Let’s begin.

Regardless of what society has tried to tell us, enjoying sex is not something to be ashamed of. So, in a bid to celebrate our generation’s sexual agency, we’ve created a quiz that will accurately (again, keep your complaints to yourself) infer how many people you’ve spelt with. Try it out: 11 Quizzes For The […]

Your taste in music can say a lot about you, and this time, it’s going to reveal what you are like in a relationship. So, pick a few of your favourite Nigerian love songs, and we’ll let you know if you’re typically a distant, passionate or unbothered partner. Here you go:

There are so many talented and stunning Nollywood actors that make it hard not to fall in love with them. So, while we all know the likelihood of us ending up with any of them is super low, it’s still fun to imagine a world where we actually stood a chance, and that’s why this […]