Men, let’s gather here as this is our safe space. Player in this context is a babe that’s here for a good time and not a long time.
1) The babe that only likes you because you have a girlfriend.
Her KPI is to divert your attention and love resources away from your queen. Guard your heart and loins, king.
2) The babe your girlfriend sent to “test” you.
3) Your ex.
Just restrict her access to you.
4) The babe that wants to trap you because she thinks you have potential.
Better bind and cast.
5) The tease.
Her specialty is raising your hopes and smashing it.
6) The babe that likes you but is scared of commitment.
Her specialty is liking your Instagram photos and viewing your story. Then sending random “I miss you” messages to keep the fire burning.
7) The babe that doesn’t like you but doesn’t want someone else to date you.
Once you hear “it’s not you, it’s me.” na them.