15 Things Anyone With A Nigerian Aunty Will Understand Immediately
November 11, 2015
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There is no amount of preparatory classes that could have readied our mind for the ghetto that is – adulting. From having to cook your own food (why?!), to actually needing to work to afford to eat, adulting and all the jobs and responsibilities are different narratives I would like to be excluded from. I’m […]
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If these signs manifest in your life, then it means you are not the bad bitch you actually think you are. Please rest.
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