In this week’s #ZikokoSYDHT, we recapped the Nollywood movie, “Mark of the Beast,” aka “That one movie where a demonic plate of pounded yam shouts at pastor for blessing it.”

We hacked your parent’s phones and decided to share their search history with you. You’re welcome.

Some native words that are compliments could look like insults and vice versa. Can you tell the difference?

Take this quiz to prove yourself:

Since you were born, nobody has invited you to an orgy. Why not take matters into your own hands and host your own! Here’s everything you’d need here:

“The fornication in Lagos is too much. That’s why I enter like a thief in the night.”

Today on Interview With, Harmattan tells us why it has decided to show Lagosians pepper.

Millennials first introduction to betrayal wasn’t from friends or lovers. No. It was from finding needles and thread in Danish cookie containers.

Pete Edochie, Patience Ozokwor, Chiwetalu Agu or Segun Arinze?

After successfully predicting when y’all are getting married (please, email any complaints to noneofourbusiness@nayousabi.com), we are back to tell you how much is currently in your account. How, you might ask? By using your taste in Nollywood, of course. Shhh. No questions. Just take it already:

August is over, and here are some of our best quizzes from August. Enjoy: 1. QUIZ: Only Ajebutters Can Get 10/21 On This Quiz Some people like to form ajepako when they’re really ajebutter. Are you one of them? Let’s find out. 2. QUIZ: Sorry, If You’re Under 25 There’s No Way You Can Pass […]

Are you a single pringle, stuck in a complicated situationship or happily married to the love of your life? This quiz is here to guess your current relationship status, and as you know, Zikoko quizzes are incredibly accurate (don’t quote us). So, give a shot:

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Are you straight, gay, bisexual, pansexual or asexual? Well, we are willing to bet that this quiz knows. Just pick a few of your favourite things and we’ll reveal your sexual orientation. Give it a shot: