Nigerian Twitter is so live!
There’s always a trending topic – whose relevance is debatable – that will cause an uproar and generally upend the normal affairs.
Today, it’s #IfStatesWereWomen, where they give the 36 states – or less, we forget some states – of Nigeria womanly attributes. These are the best tweets of the trend for some states:
Abia
#IfStateswerewomen Abia would be that woman who leaves her door open to various men to come do as they wish.
— Davidson™ (@Dahveydson) July 10, 2015
Adamawa
#IfStatesWereWomen Adamawa state will be that babe that gets heartbroken by all her boyfriends
— Abbakar Gimba v8.1 (@AS_Gimba) July 10, 2015
Akwa-Ibom
#IfStatesWereWomen Akwa Ibom will be that beautiful lady with all the right curves.
— 9ja Politics Zone (@9jaPoliticsZone) July 10, 2015
Anambra
#IfStatesWereWomen Anambra will be that babe that's into all kinds of business. She dey import export. Many shops and stuff. No husband sha
— #TracksAndHighways (@DonOkizle) July 10, 2015
Bauchi
#IfStatesWereWomen Bauchi will be Sleeping Beauty waiting for prince charming to come to her rescue…
— Abdul S. Abdul (@Abdul003) July 10, 2015
Bayelsa
#ifstateswerewomen Bayelsa once got married to a goat that does not eat peoples yam but encourage others to do so!
— Awwal Salisu (@Awsalis) July 10, 2015
Benue
#IfStatesWereWomen Benue will be that wife material that just has bad luck with all the men she dates.
— Davina Owombre (@dowombre) July 10, 2015
Borno
#IfStatesWereWomen Borno will be that lady that only the bravest men approach & women befriend.
— Mark Amaza (@amasonic) July 10, 2015
Cross River
#IfStatesWereWomen Cross River will be a promiscuous lady with a lot of adventure and fun.
— Kay Baba (@datGuyKOFO) July 10, 2015
Delta
#IfStatesWereWomen Delta will poison her husband just to answer 'Landlady' http://t.co/50Q8uoJhm1
— collette (@diethealth29) July 10, 2015
Ebonyi
#IfStatesWereWomen Ebonyi state will be the shy sidechic we only hear about when she doesn't get child support
— Olusegun Dada (@DOlusegun) July 10, 2015
Edo
#IfStatesWereWomen Edo State will be Rihanna, unhappy inside, but always on fleek
— Sizzla Ini Akenzua (@Aghedo_VII) July 10, 2015
Ekiti
#IfStatesWereWomen Ekiti will be that feminist whose ego won't get her a husband.
— . (@damisiabijo) July 10, 2015
Enugu
Lmaoo "@Lyricalwizzy: #IfStatesWereWomen Enugu will be dat woman who is always sexually defrauded."
— Lucifer (@i_tweet_cray) July 10, 2015
Abuja
#IfStatesWereWomen Abuja is that hot, rich, classy chic that won't be considered/remembered cos she ain't a State.
— Kay Baba (@datGuyKOFO) July 10, 2015
Gombe
#IfStatesWereWomen Gombe state will be that lucky babe that gets the rich right guys
— Abbakar Gimba v8.1 (@AS_Gimba) July 10, 2015
Imo
#IfStatesWereWomen, Imo would be that hot, good-looking quiet girl in the class with a thick igbo accent
— Chidera. (@Lauralty) July 10, 2015
Jigawa
#IfStatesWereWomen Jigawa is that woman whose immediate ex is about to embark on a long vacation to kirikiri prison.
— Abdul (@Zuby215) July 10, 2015
Kaduna
#ifstateswerewomen Kaduna wil be that lucky babe that just had a rethink about her life and fall in love with the right guy!
— Awwal Salisu (@Awsalis) July 10, 2015
Kano
#IfStatesWereWomen Kano would've been that woman with multitudinous children capable of confusing a gentleman like Orubebe.
— BELLO MUHAMMAD BELLO (@GeneralBMB) July 10, 2015
Katsina
#IfStatesWereWomen katsina would be that woman that always brings the right guy to marry but her parents will reject them
— Kabir (@Kb_shema) July 10, 2015
Kebbi
Kebbi,you thought she had died and one day you run into her at the market #IfStatesWereWomen
— Ummu Safiyyah (@safdchick) July 10, 2015
Kogi
#IfStatesWereWomen Kogi State would be a woman who wouldn't mind having the same man as Kaduna State.
— S• (@smugdisguise) July 10, 2015
Kwara
#IfStatesWereWomen kwara will be that babe who is passed among brothers of the same family and she doesn't even know 🙁 🙁
— #TracksAndHighways (@DonOkizle) July 10, 2015
Lagos
#IfStatesWereWomen. Lagos would still be that runs girls everybody wants to have a taste of…
— Bastid of the North (@FVNK__) July 10, 2015
Nasarawa
#IfStatesWereWomen Nasarawa would be one random chick no one has ever seen but has heard of.. Or do you know anyone from nasarawa state
— Opeyemi (@UnilagAmeboR) July 10, 2015
Niger
#IfStatesWereWomen Niger would be that babe with famous uncles who's forever lamenting that her uncles have never done anything for her.
— Davina Owombre (@dowombre) July 10, 2015
Ogun
#IfStatesWereWomen Ogun is that babe who wants to be like her friend Lagos, but she no get package like that.
— B. (@zebbook) July 10, 2015
Ondo
#IfStatesWereWomen Ondo, Sunshine. Dont break an ilaje woman's heart. Afta cussin u out, shes havin u in a calabash, donatin it to d sun god
— GCFR (@Pr8nz) July 10, 2015
Osun
#IfStatesWereWomen Osun will be that lady who at 45 still stays with her parents.
— 9ja Politics Zone (@9jaPoliticsZone) July 10, 2015
Oyo
???"@Yo_itzPboy: #IfStatesWereWomen OYO would be that babe who will swallow magnets just to become attractive ???"
— sonia (@sonia__xoxo) July 10, 2015
Plateau
#IfStatesWereWomen Plateau will be the woman with the beautiful face,curves and heart but doesnt get the attention she deserves
— Rachel Garba (@kafiny) July 10, 2015
Rivers
#IfStatesWereWomen , Rivers will be that woman whose husbands have always been touts and street urchins pic.twitter.com/IBAMQb10EQ
— AYOKUNLE Odekunle (@Oddy4real) July 10, 2015
Sokoto
#IfStatesWereWomen Sokoto will be too hot to handle. Literally.
— Mark Amaza (@amasonic) July 10, 2015
Taraba
#IfStatesWereWomen Taraba is that babe who likes women,but too scared of what the society would think about her sexuality!
— Iyiolainukan (@Iyiolainukan) July 10, 2015
Yobe
#IfStatesWereWomen Yobe would be 50 and searching.. I had to check Google to make sure yobe was a state before typing this
— Opeyemi (@UnilagAmeboR) July 10, 2015
Zamfara
#IfStatesWereWomen Zamfara would be that woman we never hear about until she's getting a new husband.
— Akinola Oyewobi (@akin_more) July 10, 2015
Of course, not everyone likes this twitter thread, some people find the trend sexist:
I find this if States were women thing kind of sexist. But that's just me o, don't let it disturb you.
— Mrs B! (@Ms_Ojo) July 10, 2015
Because some of the tweets were a little pointed:
#IfStatesWereWomen , Imo will be that woman whose husbands have always bn loud-mouthed-good-for-nothing conmen pic.twitter.com/0QNBAnoczN
— AYOKUNLE Odekunle (@Oddy4real) July 10, 2015
Don’t ask me where they go these comparisons from, I couldn’t possibly know. But one thing is sure, you have NEVER seen your states – or women – so graphically described.
Photo Credit : Instagram – Asoebi Bella
