OH SARAKI HAS MONEY, MONEY
Last week, we learnt that Bukola Saraki really needs to work on his Yoruba when an audio clip of him addressing his supporters in English-laden Yoruba leaked. He wailed that despite spending hundreds of millions of naira of his personal money campaigning in 30 states (make no mistake, that’s hundreds of millions for respective states), President Buhari didn’t couldn’t empower him to put his best Kwara guys in the juiciest positions of government. He couldn’t even ’employ a cleaner’ – tragic.
I mean, too bad for the rest of us deserving, tax-paying citizens not from Kwara state, am I right? But not to worry, it’s payback time, slave trade.
Saraki revealed that all will be put right when his best buddy, Atiku Abubakar, who so graciously asked him to run his campaign, wins the 2019 elections. Then it’s lucrative, empowering governmental positions for all his day ones.
Of course, his camp has come out to deny the veracity of the clip. But as we know, women lie, men lie but audio clips where your followers laud you by name for distributing 3 million naira — not so much.