This guy thinks Runtown needs to go and be sleeping inside studio instead of wasting his time on Twitter:
Billion twits won this one. One delivery style all d time?? Runtown should goan reply in studio and leave twitter for opinion abeg pic.twitter.com/xBAhGnXC6w
Aki (real name: Chinedu Ikedieze) and Pawpaw (real name: Osita Iheme) are the notorious Nollywood movie twins that carry mischief and mayhem with them everywhere they go.
Their wahala has been seen, loved and laughed at on the big screen by many. Here are 16 times when this duo’s movies simply killed us:
1. This one where they were yabbing the poor “court clerk”:
https://youtu.be/A83ks5XgiJ0
2. This one were they were having running stomach:
3. This one where they said they were sent “from the gods”:
https://youtu.be/BNW_V6n1BKk
4. This one where Pawpaw was feeling like a wordsmith:
5. This one where Pawpaw said he wants to be a terrorist:
6. This one where they went to go and put mouth inside something that does not consign them:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7lidpepc3uE
7. This one where they were dancing like tambolo entered their trousers:
8. This one where they started fighting themselves because of woman:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=aScN8JhE1Jo
9. This one where Pawpaw said he wants to use his father for ritual:
https://youtu.be/GyM9CggfYc0
10. This one where they tried to lie that they did not steal yam:
https://youtu.be/RbUI5VaEsIA
11. This one where they went to go and find trouble in school:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vLkIBa-fufw
12. This one where they just showed what olodos they are:
13. The one where they went to give somebody belle:
14. This one where Aki and Pawpaw joined their mother to fight:
https://youtu.be/UnJmErrfD64
15. This one where they’re trying to toast woman:
https://youtu.be/5k-VrPUrakk
16. And who can forget Aki and Pawpaw in Aki na Ukwa?
It might sound like Gerard, but no, it’s not somebody’s name.
2. Subject-Verb Agreement aka Concord
If you don’t remember this, you should really hide your head in shame. This topic caused so much heartache in English Language exams. The struggle to understand concord and its many rules was real.
3. Monophthong, Diphthong and Triphthong
Probably the only “thongs” you remember now are the ones they wear abi? SMH! Shame! Shame on you! Monophthong, Diphthong and Triphthongs are the three different ways of producing vowel sounds. Remember now?
4. Phrases
Noun phrases, verb phrases, adjectival phrases; back then it seemed like every thing was a phrase.
5. Clauses
Clauses made us feel almost the same way phrases made us feel and were just as, if not more confusing than them.
6. Punctuation Marks
Judging by the nonsense way people write on Facebook and Twitter, I’m pretty sure punctuation was the first thing y’all forgot as soon as WAEC was over. Shebi?
7. Prepositions
When to use “in” and “on”, “under” and “beneath”; prepositions were hard to understand even when we were being taught, talk less of now.
8. Verbs and Adverbs
A verb is an action word or a doing wordAs learned in every Nigerian primary school
If this was you defining a verb in primary school, do like this:
9. Nouns and Pronouns
Name, name, name, name; this game helped us to remember what a noun is. But I’m pretty sure y’all have forgotten.
10. Comparative and Superlative
Just add “-er” or “-est” in some cases. In others, “more” and “most”. But do you even remember which goes when?
Never mind how your week is starting out; good, bad, somehow somehow, this is a selection of videos to keep you laughing through the pain. Feel free to use it to refresh your laughs at various points during the week. You’re welcome!
1. This one about all those friends that just know everybody.
