Ramadan is a time for fasting, prayer, and deep spiritual connection. But do you know what else it is? A prime time for halal big spender moves. Everyone wants to give to charity, clear their sins, and receive extra blessings, which means your account balance doesn’t have to suffer. If you position yourself well, you can secure the bag in a respectful, spiritually compliant way. Here’s how:
1. Position yourself at mosques in highbrow areas
Let’s be honest, the level of sadaqah you’ll receive in Banana Island is not the same as in Okokomaiko. The richer the congregation, the bigger the blessings. Wealthy people are always looking for ways to make up for their year-long sins, and nothing clears the conscience like generous donations.
How to execute:
- Find mosques in affluent areas like Ikoyi, Maitama, or Lekki.
- Wear your cleanest jalabiya or hijab — appearance matters in these areas.
- Arrive early, sit anywhere inside the mosque, and watch someone approach you with cash or provisions when it’s time for iftar.
2. Start a Ramadan wake-up call in rich estates
The wealthy love their sleep, but they also don’t want to miss suhoor. That’s where you come in. Be the kind soul who ensures they wake up in time to eat before Fajr, and trust that their gratitude will be expressed in cash and hampers.
How to execute:
- Pick an estate with rich uncles and aunties (Banana Island, Victoria Garden City, Maitama, Asokoro — your choice).
- Find the estate mosque and introduce yourself as the dedicated wake-up volunteer.
- Walk around at 3:45 a.m., gently knocking on doors or calling out, “Wake up, wake up, suhoor time!” Rich people hate being disturbed but love tipping people who “help” them. Expect cash, provisions, or even a full Ramadan food hamper by the end of the month.
3. Hit the streets for free Iftar and Sahur
Why spend money on food when mosques, restaurants, and NGOs are giving it out for free? Ramadan is a 30-day feeding program, and if you plan well, you won’t have to cook once.
How to execute:
- Find mosques and community centers that serve the best iftar — not all free food is created equal.
- Rotate between locations to avoid see finish.
- Carry a food flask and nylon bag for “takeaway” — you must plan for suhoor.
- If questioned for taking an extra portion, say, “It’s for my little siblings at home.” Nobody will question a good deed.
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4. Volunteer for charity (Strategically)
This is the ultimate two-birds-one-stone strategy: You help distribute charity and position yourself to receive some too.
How to execute:
- Volunteer for NGOs or friends in the abroad who want to distribute Ramadan relief packages.
- Make sure you’re in the logistics department (where the food and money are sorted).
- If anyone asks why you’re taking extra, say, “It’s for my neighbours, or better still, keep the rest of the packages after you’ve hit the beneficiary target.
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5. Position yourself for random Ramadan giveaways
Every year, influencers and rich uncles feel extra generous during Ramadan. You just need to be in the right place at the right time.
How to execute:
- Follow all the “Ramadan Giveaway” hashtags and big brands on social media.
- Stay active on Muslim Twitter spaces and randomly drop a “Ramadan Mubarak, may Allah bless you all” in comment sections, and wait for someone to randomly credit your account.
- If an influencer tweets about donating, reply immediately with your account number.
6. Don’t miss the Ramadan special lectures
Ramadan is peak season for Islamic lectures, and trust me, these events come with cash rain. Everyone wants to donate, and some kind-hearted Alhajis and Alhajas will randomly pick strangers (yes, you) to bless with envelopes of money.
How to execute:
- Show up early and find a good seat — preferably near the uncles and aunties wearing gold-trimmed jalabiyas and designer veils.
- Actively participating in the right moments increases your chances of being noticed.
- Once prayers are over, don’t rush out — networking is key. Someone might randomly say, “Young man, take this and use it for iftar.”
- Accept graciously, say “thank you” and repeat next week.
7. Touch base at Sunday asalatus
Ramadan Sundays hit different because of Asalatu gatherings. It’s a mix of prayers, chanting, and — more importantly — community giving. The rich folks love flexing their generosity in these gatherings, and this is your opportunity to tap in.
How to execute:
- Dress sharp; wear a crispy white jalabiya and a confident smile.
- Sit close to the elders who look like they own oil wells. Engage in the chants, but don’t overdo it — you want to seem spiritual but still approachable.
- Before the session ends, position yourself near the donation area. Someone will say, “Young man, come here, take this small something for yourself.”
- Be humble, collect your blessings, and repeat the process next Sunday.
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