14 Tweets By Muslims That Will Make You Laugh out Loud

February 26, 2016

If you’ve never come across any tweets from Muslim Twitter, you must be on a seriously long thing.

Here are some of the times Muslim Twitter won the internet:

1. When a sister wants to slide into your DMs.

I might just have a heart attack.

2. When you catch your child in the alcohol aisle at the mall.

Mecca straight!

3. What to say to your future father-in-law.

Like a boss!

4. What do you do when someone’s face hits your butt during salah?

We have a few questions to ask those that picked “turn and smile” sha.

5. When you finally get to eat after fasting throughout the day.

LMAO!

6. To scare thieves away from your car..

Because even Shaytan fears Ayatul Kursiyy.

7. When your crush only dates Muslim guys.

And you have to transform from Matthias to Musbaudeen.

8. How to swear in the presence of your mother.

And not get slapped to death of course!

9. If Drake were a Muslim…

He looks fine in the Hijab sha.

10. When someone is getting on your nerves but you’re trying to be a better Muslim.

Heaven is the final home of the righteous.

11. Muslim punchlines be like…

LOL!

12. When a petty brother slides into your DMs..

No chill!

13. When people think Muslims and ISIS are actually best friends.

Hello? Are you even alright?

14. And when your crush is talking to other sisters…

Don’t @ my man!

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