• Every week, Zikoko seeks to understand how people move the Naira in and out of their lives. Some stories will be struggle-ish, others will be bougie. All the time, it’ll be revealing.


    Nairalife #254 bio

    What’s your earliest memory of money?

    My dad left our family — my mum and younger sibling — when I was 11, and I remember a lot of anger on my mum’s part. Figuring out how to provide for us on her civil servant’s salary was a lot for her. Even when my dad was around, he wasn’t the provider. So, there was no love and money at home, and she took the frustrations out on me and my sibling. There was one time she just came home and slapped me for no reason after I opened the door for her.

    Ah

    It was a toxic environment. There was a period where she called me an idiot almost every day without cause. Whenever a visitor was around, she’d make sure to publicly humiliate and insult me or find something to accuse me of. She barely talked to me unless she wanted to give me a chore.  

    Escaping her became part of my prayer points. It’s why I started hustling for money the moment I entered the university in 2008. My allowance was ₦2,500/week, but I wanted to reduce my dependence on my mum, so I set up a phone call business.

    How does one set up a phone call business?

    I just needed my phone and airtime. I charged ₦20 for calls between one second and one minute. The price doubled based on how long the call went, and I used what I made to buy airtime. Combining business with school was tough for profitability because I only had time to work in the evenings. I realised I wasn’t making anything after some weeks, so I stopped.

    Between 2008 and 2011, I did a few other things for money. My major gig was writing exams for GCE and WAEC students.

    Tell me more

    Tutorial centres wanted their students to pass, so they’d arrange with the parents and invigilators to get people like me to impersonate the student in the exam hall. I was usually paid ₦30k for four major subjects. I regularly got those gigs during exam season.

    When I wasn’t writing exams, I was gambling with the little money I had. The only thing on my mind was making money, and sports betting brought me hope that I could make it big one day. I didn’t make it big; in fact, I lost more money than I won. I eventually made my first million, but it wasn’t from gambling.

    How did it happen?

    I was a fan of “Who Wants to Be a Millionaire” and tried to get on the show three times before I got in. There was a code you had to send to a number in order to get invited, and they invited me after I did it the third time. This was in 2011, and I was in my final year. 

    I went on the show and walked away with ₦1m, though I didn’t get the money till 2012. They taped the shows months in advance, and winners got paid only after the show aired. I got ₦900k because there was a 10% tax deduction.

    When I got the money, I stopped going home and cut off my mum. I was finally independent and didn’t need to endure the toxicity. Plus, she saw me on the show and started billing me. I didn’t want that. 

    What did you spend the money on then?

    I decided to set up a business centre on campus. But first, I wanted to multiply the money. So, I turned to sports betting again. In my mind, I only needed to reduce the risk by reducing the number of bets I made on a single ticket. 

    This is how sports betting works: You can have several bets on a single ticket to increase the value of your possible winnings. But the challenge with that is, you have a lesser chance of winning. For example, if you predict 10 games, all have to be correct before you win. You can win 9, but one wrong prediction will “cut” the ticket.

    Knowing that, I decided I’d have better chances of winning if I reduced the number of games I staked on a ticket and placed bigger bets. I made bets worth ₦30k – ₦50k per ticket. I lost more than I won. But I kept playing, hoping to recover what I’d lost. But every gambler knows that hardly works out.

    Oh no. Did you gamble away all the money?

    I lost about ₦600k. I did manage to set up a business centre, but it was smaller than I planned. I also couldn’t afford a prime business location.

    It cost ₦300k to set up and buy equipment — a computer, printer, photocopier and laminating machine. After that, I had ₦100k left, and then I fell sick. The rest of the money went into treatment.

    Sadly, the business centre packed up after three months. The location affected business since it was far from where students frequented, and I was forced to close shop and sell off the equipment. I used the ₦80k I made after selling to just hold body. 

    I still feel terrible that I gambled away that opportunity, but it helped curb my gambling addiction. You can call me a casual gambler now: I still bet once in a while but with smaller amounts — the highest I go is ₦2k/month, and I only bet during game weekends. I can’t go back to losing more than half a million.

    Got it. What did you do after the business packed up?

    After I graduated from the university in 2012, I started writing projects for undergraduate and postgraduate students. I charged between ₦30k – ₦50k per project. The business took off quickly, and I regularly got referrals. I was even able to rent a ₦150k/year one-room apartment.

    I still do this today, but my services now include conducting academic research and, sometimes, data analysis for my student client base. I started having foreign clients (mostly Nigerians abroad) in 2020 when some of my clients travelled abroad for school and began to call and refer me for their coursework and assignments.

    How much do you currently make in an average month?

    Between ₦150k – ₦300k/month. However, work is slower at the beginning of the semester. The middle to end of the semester is when things get busy. This only applies to my foreign clients with stable academic calendars, though. Nigeria is a different ball game. ASUU can strike at any time and resume when they want. 

    So, I depend more on my foreign clients. At least, with them, you’re sure of at least six assignments in a month. 

    What’s the most difficult thing about your job?

    Nigerian lecturers. Too many of them make ridiculous corrections on projects, and there’s no consistency in the quality of work they accept. You can write a project, and one supervisor loves it, but take it to another supervisor, and he says you’ve done rubbish. It’s exhausting. Some of them are just wicked.

    Back to your finances. What’s your relationship with money like?

    I try to live reasonably within my means and save, but unexpected expenses consistently scatter my plans. Top of that list is hospital bills. I’m a regular customer of malaria and typhoid. I think I just have a poor immune system.

    I reconciled with my mum in 2015 — I got tired of staying away — so black tax regularly takes my money too. 

    I’m also looking to increase my income. I can’t continue with this one source. I recently started taking data science and analysis courses on Udemy, and I hope to land tech opportunities soon.

    Let’s break down your monthly expenses

    Nairalife #254 Expenses

    I hardly spend on transportation because I walk to the university, where I use a relaxation centre as a free makeshift office. There’s electricity and a place to sit, so I only need my laptop and data.

    Savings only happen in good months when I’m not ill. Most times, I spend it on medication. I currently only have about ₦130k saved up.

    Curious. Do you have other plans if a tech career doesn’t work out?

    I’m currently doing some research on YouTube and following creators who share the different ways people make money online daily, and I’m honestly open to trying all the options available to me. I intend to diversify my income sources and start earning a significant dollar income. And I hope to do that with content creation. I’m actively planning to start a comedy skit-based YouTube channel in 2024.

    Interesting. This came out of nowhere

    I think it’ll be an opportunity for me to meet people. I’m not someone who makes friends easily. But if I achieve a level of fame with comedy — which I believe I will — I’ll be able to lead a more exciting life. 

    Plus, I’ve seen how these people who do skits live. They’re making serious money, and I know I have the right ideas that will get people to subscribe, engage and help me get to my earn-in-dollars goal. I’ve done my research on content distribution, too. I have a website, which I intend to sponsor with Google Ads to generate traffic. I’ll share some of my skit videos via the website and also direct visitors to my YouTube. 

    Have you considered what you need to start?

    I’ll need some creator tools like a microphone and ring light, and I’ll also need to improve my video editing skills. With ₦40k, I should be able to buy the tools I need. I’ll start small and grow from there.

    Rooting for you. Is there any other thing you want right now but can’t afford?

    A car. ₦3m would get me a decent car, but I don’t have that right now.

    Is there anything you wish you could be better at financially?

    Knowing the right skills to invest my time in which would be financially beneficial to me in the long run. I think I’m already on the right path, but I want all the knowledge.

    How would you rate your financial happiness on a scale of 1 – 10?

    4. I can afford my basic needs, but I need to earn far more to improve my quality of life, and I’m not there yet.


    If you’re interested in talking about your Naira Life story, this is a good place to start.

    Find all the past Naira Life stories here.

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  • She’s never going back to her wasteful past.

    Vol 61 | 01-01-2023




    Happy New Year! {$name}. 🌞

    The holidays are over, and we’re returning to our paymasters between this week and next week. It’s all right, though; it’s time to get this party (re)started. Wishing you a great year, {$name}.

    I’m sure money, in all its functions — making, spending, keeping and growing — is one of your core focuses this year. Yeah, me too. It’s a great thing, then, that #MoneybyZikoko will land in your inbox every Monday at 8 a.m. Be there, and bring a friend (or 50) along.

    For this year’s first #NairaLife, the theme is “spending money”, and the freelancer Tife talked to wasn’t very good at it for many years. She once sold personal items to afford food in uni because she’d blown through her allowance. This problem persisted even when she started making a decent income, and it almost felt like she would never beat it. But she did. What changed?

    Let’s get into it!

    In this letter:

    • #NairaLife:The Fear of Retrogression Cured Her Spending Problem
    • Money Meanings: “Next of Kin”
    • Game: #HowMuchLast
    • Where The Money At?!

    #NairaLife: The Fear of Retrogression Cured Her Spending Problem

    The 25-year-old in this #NairaLife was broke almost all her life due to a severe spending problem that continued even after she began making a decent income in 2022.

    That has changed now, and a small but transformative event in 2023 did the trick.

    Let’s get into it!

    Money Meanings

    Game: #HowMuchLast

    #HowMuchLast is a game where we show you an item and you tell us (and the world) the highest amount you’d pay for it.

    Some weeks will be Okin biscuit, some others will be SUVs.

    This week, let’s test how much you’re willing to pay for an optimal cinema expereince. You know, the one where you get to decide the number of people you want in the room with you. So, #HowMuchLast for a private cinema?

    What’s the most you’d pay? Tweet at us here.

    Where The Money At?!

    We can’t say we’re about the money and not actually help you find the money.

    So we’ve compiled a list of job opportunities for you. Make sure you share this with anyone who might need it because in this community, we look out for each other.

    Again, don’t mention. We gatchu.

    Share this newsletter

    All good things must come to an end. But not this good thing. We’ll be back next week.

    In the
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    Till next year…

    Yours cashly,

    Toheeb,

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  • Every week, Zikoko seeks to understand how people move the Naira in and out of their lives. Some stories will be struggle-ish, others will be bougie. All the time, it’ll be revealing.


    What’s your earliest memory of money?

    My mother paid me my first-ever salary. When I was in Primary Four, I started going to her tailoring shop every day after school with my elder brother. Our job was to handle the weaving machine. After she was done sewing a piece of cloth, I’d use the machine to trim and enclose the seams at the edge of the fabric so they don’t loosen. She paid me and my brother ₦1 coin for every cloth we weaved. This was in the late 90s.

    Her customers even started requesting me specifically to weave their clothes because I always did it neatly. It didn’t mean I was swimming in money, though. I had to use my “salary” to make up for how little we had to buy food or snacks in school.

    So, no allowance?

    What does allowance mean? My parents, my three brothers and I lived in a one-room apartment in Mushin, and things were tough. My dad had an electronics shop, so while my brother and I helped my mum, my other two brothers had to help my dad. But I stopped going to my mum’s shop when I entered secondary school.

    Why?

    I had to make more money to take the burden off my parents a little. I got a job serving food at parties during the weekends. All that involved was wearing my one white shirt and black trousers and entering any party to ask them if they needed extra servers. This typically paid ₦600 and a plate of food. That was also when I started spending less time at home.

    Did something happen at home?

    Not really. In Mushin, it was an unwritten rule that children — especially boys —  started hustling when they’re a bit older. Plus, I realised from a young age that we were really poor, and I was focused on being independent and doing something different with my life. 

    When I wasn’t at school, I did one odd job or another. I once worked at a cloth printing shop that paid ₦800 weekly. That money meant my parents didn’t have to worry about what my younger siblings and I ate during the day because I always bought something for them, no matter how small. 

    Sometimes, I’d sleep at friends’ who lived close to the shop to save transport costs or stay over in church.

    How often did you sleep at the church?

    Quite often. My family attended a white garment church, and anyone familiar with how these churches run knows that there’s almost always a programme happening at any given time. I was also really prayerful, so I felt right at home. At that stage in my life, I knew God had to come through if I hoped to change the cycle of poverty I was born into. Throughout secondary school, my life was a church-school-hustle cycle. It was even in church I met the person who almost made me his bus conductor.

    Why almost?

    I’d just finished secondary school and was in the middle of applying to universities. I needed money, and I noticed that one of the elders in church had recently bought a danfo, so I went to him and offered to be his conductor. He agreed, and I was supposed to start the following week when I got admitted to the university.

    What year was this?

    2007. I didn’t take the admission, though.

    Why not?

    The school fees. It was a university in one of the western states that the governor had just founded. I was even meant to be part of the pioneer computer science students. But when I heard the fee was ₦200k, I had to give myself sense. Luckily, I had another offer to study civil engineering from a federal university, and tuition was ₦10k. I could afford that, so I took it.

    It sounds like you were pretty much responsible for yourself at this point.

    Yes. I’m good at mathematics, so I found a way into tutoring gigs. My first client was a classmate’s mum whom I met when I visited him at home — they lived close to the university. I noticed his 13-year-old brother was struggling with his maths homework, so I helped him. 

    His mum said I was good with explanations and asked if I used to teach. I didn’t, but I said yes. On the spot, she offered me ₦5k a month to tutor him thrice weekly for an hour. The first time I received my pay, I bought sardine bread to celebrate.

    That’s double what you were earning at the printing shop. How did that feel?

    You can’t understand the feeling. It felt like the easiest money I’d made because I made it doing something I liked to do. 

    Do you know I was the first person in my family to attend university? My elder brother was still battling JAMB when I got admitted. I honestly believe prayer was what allowed me to break through to university, so I found a campus fellowship right from 100 level and became active there. I stopped attending my white garment church because I felt more at home in fellowship and became more grounded in scripture. It turns out it was God placing me there.

    How do you know?

    During a joint fellowship conference when I was in 200 level, I heard God tell me he was calling me to a life of service. I assumed that meant serving in the fellowship as an executive. So, when I was elected into an executive position a few weeks later, I wasn’t surprised. 

    However, serving as an executive meant I’d have less free time and more responsibilities. By this time, I had three steady clients for my tutoring gig that fetched me ₦25k/month in total. That was my entire income source. It was difficult, but I had to stop two out of the three gigs, so I’d have time to serve. 

    But how did you manage?

    Honestly, I don’t even know. I went from ₦25k to ₦8k, and things didn’t look too good. I’d grown up with this hustle mindset, but God was teaching me total dependence on Him. I trekked on some days and did wash and wear a lot, but God came through for me. I never delayed my fees throughout my days at university. 

    In fact, it was in uni I learnt generosity. I’d give people all the money in my pocket, knowing fully well I’d have to trek to my off-campus hostel. Uni was a teaching period.

    So, what happened after?

    I got an internship at a construction firm that paid me ₦90k per month immediately after graduation in 2013. My first salary was paid in cash, and I entered the market immediately to get some work outfits. 

    I had enough to take care of myself and send money home sometimes. When NYSC came along six months later, I was posted to a neighbouring state, but since I wasn’t too far, I’d visit the firm during the weekends to do some work on the site. They paid me ₦15k every weekend I came around. My PPA paid ₦20k, and NYSC paid ₦19,800. Most of the time, I ended the month with almost ₦100k. I was a proper big boy.

    But then?

    After NYSC, the construction firm offered me a full-time position for ₦150k per month. I was so excited and said yes on the spot. But I resigned after two weeks.

    What happened?

    God told me that wasn’t where he wanted me. He’d actually been reminding me towards the end of my NYSC year of the word he’d given me about being called into a life of service. But I struggled. I felt I’d sacrificed in university, and it was now time for me to make money. After all, I’d be in a better position to serve if I had money.

    So, I stubbornly took the construction job, but I had to leave soon after because I wasn’t at peace. I went back to the mission in charge of my former campus fellowship and started volunteering there.

    How much were you making?

    ₦5k.

    Like, per day?

    Per month. Volunteers were only entitled to stipends because they were also allowed to do other things for money, but that’s all I did. I lived at the mission house, so accommodation was free. I did that for about two years before deciding to become a full-time missionary.

    What did that entail?

    I already volunteered with the mission, so I had a good sense of how it worked. I spoke to the missionaries I was volunteering with, and they recommended me to the mission heads for full-time employment. 

    In January 2017, I travelled to the mission headquarters in the North for a six-week training. At the end of the six weeks, I got posted to the state I currently serve in and became a full-time missionary.

    How much money does a full-time missionary make?

    As a new missionary, I made ₦40k per month. But in the six years I’ve been here, I’ve gotten a few promotions. We earn promotions through appraisals and the number of years worked, just like a normal organisation — and my salary is now ₦49k.

    How does the mission make money?

    Like most missions, income is usually gotten through donations and tithes paid by people who’ve been blessed by the mission. It’s from that money I get paid my salary and fund other ministry needs like conferences and even supporting less privileged students with school fees. Each missionary is posted to a state in Nigeria where they oversee the mission’s affairs in the different campus fellowships in the state. I’m like that state’s pastor, and I help organise evangelism outreaches and training programs to ensure young Christian students are properly discipled into the knowledge of Christ amidst the different distractions of today’s world like social media and the questionable fashion choices people make now.

    In addition, I do most of the state’s fundraising to meet training and ministry needs. So if there isn’t enough money in the state’s account to pay my salary at the end of the month, I go without it.

    Does that happen often?

    It does. I’ve once gone four months without a salary. It’s almost normal. Of course, as a full-time missionary, I can’t do anything else for money.

    What was your family’s reaction to becoming a missionary?

    For the longest time, my parents thought one evil spirit from our village was what made me leave a promising career to carry Bible around. When I first started volunteering, they reported me to my elder brother, even though he had relocated to South Africa then. He called and tried to speak sense into me. Fortunately, he’s also a Christian. So while he didn’t fully understand why I couldn’t serve God while keeping a regular 9-5, he understood that I had to respond to God’s calling.

    Now, my parents are somehow resigned to it and just call me “Pastor”. When I was preparing to get married in 2020, they called my wife aside to ask her if she was sure she wanted to marry me because I make close to nothing. They didn’t know my wife had also volunteered with the mission as a student. She assured them she knew what she was doing. 

    What about your in-laws? Did they know about your job?

    My wife’s father is late, so I only have a mother-in-law. She knows what I do, but I don’t think she knows exactly what I earn. My wife didn’t make it a subject for discussion. It was just like, “This is the man I want to marry”. I honestly need to give my wife a shout-out. She’s the reason her uncles didn’t bill me unnecessarily, and we had a small budget-friendly wedding.

    Does your wife work with the mission now? 

    Oh no. The mission doesn’t allow couples to work together because work typically takes us away from home for considerable periods. My wife’s a nurse, and she currently earns about ₦100k per month.

    How do you plan your monthly expenses if you aren’t sure of a salary?

    It involves a lot of trust in God, and I really don’t expect people to understand. I remind myself daily that I didn’t call myself here; God did. So, He’s more than able to provide what I need per time. Sometimes when I’m really broke, I’d just get a random credit alert from a former student I trained in the fellowship. I move with this confidence that I have God and can never be stranded.

    My wife is also really helpful and chips in when she knows I have nothing. I also like to plan ahead when I get money. So, salary can come today, and I’d just hold a little of it and send the rest to her for food and other expenses.

    Can you break it down?

    I don’t pay rent because I live in the state’s mission house. The mission also pays for the electricity bills. My wife contributes about ₦50k monthly to help fill out any gaps.

    What do you use your savings for?

    There’s this ajo contribution my wife and I are a part of. We pay ₦10k every month to collect ₦120k at the end of the year. So I pay one month, and she pays the second month. We’ve done it since we got married and we typically use the large sum for any need we have at the time of collection. We bought a deep freezer with the last lump sum amount we got.

    What’s one thing you want right now but can’t afford?

    A car. My work takes me around the state every week. When I calculated my public transport expenses, I realised I’d spend less money to fuel a car for those movements. Plus, my wife is pregnant. Will she be flying okada when she becomes heavy or when she eventually gives birth?

    I priced a Toyota Matrix recently, and I was told to pay ₦2.4m. I don’t have ₦1m, but I know I’ll have a car soon. How it’ll come, I don’t know yet.

    On a scale of 1-10, how would you rate your financial happiness?

    7. I don’t have much, but I’ve never been stranded, and I feel fulfilled serving God. Just last week, I counselled a student who was planning to commit suicide because of a masturbation addiction and led them back to Christ. 

    God is touching lives through me, and I know he just got started. I only wish I had more to give my wife all the enjoyment she deserves.

    I have to ask. Do you see yourself being a missionary forever?

    Not really. I know God wants me here now, but I’m also prepared for when he tells me to move. One thing I’ve consciously done is make sure I still have relevant skills even if I’m not using them. I’m currently taking a Product Marketing course just because I found it interesting. If God decides to move me back to the corporate world, I won’t be useless.


    If you’re interested in talking about your Naira Life story, this is a good place to start.

    Find all the past Naira Life stories here.

  • Vol 10 | 26-12-2022

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    Merry Christmas (in arrears),

    I hope you had a great weekend and are currently enjoying a slow Monday.

    In other news, the new year is only a few days away. I know we all roll our eyes at new year’s resolutions but one thing I definitely want to get better at is tracking my expenses. I can’t wait to share any tips and learnings as I go along.

    This is the last edition of the Money by Zikoko newsletter and I really appreciate your opening, reading, and sharing.

    This week we have handpicked some really great Naira Life stories from this year that we think you really need to read. I enjoyed them and I hope you do too.

    In this letter:

    • #NairaLife: Most-Read stories of 2022
    • #LoveCurrency: Dating in Abuja on a ₦700k Influencer Monthly Income
    • Money Meanings: “Tax”

    #NairaLife: You Should Read These Stories

    Last week we showed you all the stories you loved from the year. Now we are bringing you the ones you will love – you just don’t know it yet.

    Our compilation takes into account the types of stories and what you should expect from them. We try our best to explain why the stories made our list.

    Read The Stories Here

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    #LoveCurrency: Dating in Abuja on a ₦700k Influencer Monthly Income

    After COVID, Julia* quit her insurance job to focus on being a food blogger. In this article, she tells us how her boyfriend influenced her decision, going from earning ₦30k to ₦700k monthly and her plan to be financially independent.

    When asked about their plans as a couple, she says: “I don’t know as a couple — I feel like anybody can still serve you breakfast, so I’m trying to focus on my own plans.

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  • Vol 9 | 19-12-2022

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    Good morning, {$name}!

    I don’t know about you, but the holiday has started on this side, and I’m writing this to you excited about watching Netflix the entire day.

    Don’t get me wrong, I would like to go outside and socialise, but the price of fuel has doubled, and I strongly believe that there’s a way I can arrange my house to make it look like a bar. So maybe I’ll do that.

    This week we have a recap of the most-read stories of 2022 and a fantastic Love Currency story from an older couple doing business and relying on pension payments that only show up sometimes.

    In this letter:

    • #NairaLife: Most-Read stories of 2022
    • #LoveCurrency: Family Life in Warri, Delta State, on a ₦51k Fixed Pension
    • Money Meanings: “YOLO”
    • Where The Money At?!

    We’ll call it #NairaLifeWrapped!

    It’s been a long year of exciting Naira Life stories. There was one story that dropped on salary day. You could hear us collectively hissing at our salaries that day.

    So we decided to compile all the stories you loved this year and give you a chance to reread them and, of course, share them with people who may have missed them.

    Read The Stories Here

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    Family Life in Warri, Delta State, on a ₦51k Fixed Pension

    One thing I always wonder about is how old people navigate life when they’ve been told to legally retire. I used to think that their pension payments were a given (if it wasn’t coming directly from the government). I was wrong.

    In this edition of Love Currency, we speak to a 63-year-old man about his relationship with money and how he and his wife cater for themselves.

    When he is asked about his ‘financial future’, he says: “Future? At 63 it’s hard to have plans for the future.

    This story was brought to you by Fluid Finance

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    Where The Money At?!

    We can’t say we’re about the money and not actually help you find the money.

    So we’ve compiled a list of job opportunities for you. Make sure you share this with anyone who might need it because in this community, we look out for each other.

    Again, don’t mention. We gatchu.

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    All good things must come to an end. But not this good thing. We’ll be back next week.

    In the
    meantime, keep reading Zikoko’s articles and be sure to share the love.

    Till next week…

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    Dwin,

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  • Vol 7 | 05-12-2022

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    Christmas is almost here.

    I know you’re wondering why I’m rushing you, but honestly, there’s no better time than now to get into the Christmas spirit of giving and, of course, receiving.

    Today’s Love Currency had me thinking about the true cost of a long-distance relationship. Apart from all the money that will be spent to make the distance not so long, there’s also the part where it’s emotionally draining.

    If you’ve ever been in one of these, I’d like to know what some hidden costs you didn’t expect were.

    Without any more ado. Let’s get into today’s edition.

    In this letter:

    • The #NairaLife of a Housekeeper Tired of Suffering
    • The Love Currency: Long Distance, $4k/m between London and Lagos
    • Money Meanings: “Capital”
    • Game: #HowMuchLast
    • Where The Money At?!

    The #NairaLife of a Housekeeper Tired of Suffering

    Today’s subject on #NairaLife finished secondary school in 1997 and couldn’t get into university. After that, she moved from Ibadan to Lagos to get a chance at a better life.

    From housekeeping to tailoring, she worked several jobs, and now at 45, she’s still hoping the good things of life locate her.

    Read her story

    The Love Currency: Long Distance between London & Lagos on $4k per month

    I love that our subjects for this story have a deep understanding of what they both want out of life and are making serious moves to get there.

    But you see that distance? That’s what I have an issue with because long distance is the actual ghetto.

    An excerpt: “Earlier in the year [2022], I told her I’d always prioritise helping her reach a point where she can afford to get herself whatever she wanted instead of buying it for her. For instance, I can’t buy a wig of ₦1m, but when she needed about ₦1.4m to go to culinary school in October 2021, I assisted with ₦800k — ₦500k first, then ₦300k.

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    Money Meanings

    Game: #HowMuchLast

    #HowMuchLast is a game where we show you an item and you tell us (and the world) the highest amount you’d pay for it.

    Some weeks will be Okin biscuit, some others will be SUVs.

    This week, we’re kicking off the Christmas shenanigans. #HowMuchLast for a Christmas Tree?

    What’s the most you’d pay? Tweet at us here.

    Where The Money At?!

    We can’t say we’re about the money and not actually help you find the money.

    So we’ve compiled a list of job opportunities for you. Make sure you share this with anyone who might need it because in this community, we look out for each other.

    Again, don’t mention. We gatchu.

    Share this newsletter

    All good things must come to an end. But not this good thing. We’ll be back next week.

    In the
    meantime, keep reading Zikoko’s articles and be sure to share the love.

    Till next week…

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    Dwin

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  • Also: What would you pay for a pair of shoes?

    Vol 2 | 31-10-2022

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    Good morning, {$name} 🌞

    Do you have a side gig?

    With how the economy has been moving, I think it may be better to ask how many side gigs you have.

    In two of our stories today, we meet young Nigerians who talk about their money situations, and the concept of side gigs exists across both stories.

    The subject of our #NairaLife today had a side gig paying more than her main gig.

    But did she make the move you’re expecting? The answer may surprise you…

    In this letter:

    • The #NairaLife of a Lawyer Making More Money from Affiliate Marketing
    • The Love Currency: Married in Kano on ₦150k/month
    • Money Meanings: “Side Gig”
    • Game: #HowMuchLast
    • Where The Money At?!

    #NairaLife: This Lawyer Was Earning More as an Affiliate Marketer

    Before November 2020, the most money the 27-year-old on this week’s #NairaLife had made was ₦100k from a scholarship.

    Then she found affiliate marketing and made ₦1.2m in a year. Today, she makes ₦160k as a lawyer but knows she’s going back to marketing.

    My biggest question is… Why did she even continue working as a lawyer?

    Read her Naira Life to know why…

    Who’s got your back?

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    The Love Currency: Married in Kano on ₦150k/month

    The best part of this story is that both Tayyiba* and Faruk* seem to have a very sensible setup when it comes to spending money.

    An excerpt: “We also discovered my ego is big, and I don’t like to beg, so he just sends me money and leaves his wallet and debit card within reach.

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    Money Meanings

    Game: #HowMuchLast

    #HowMuchLast is a game where we show you an item, and you tell us (and the world) the highest amount you’d pay for it.

    Some weeks will be Okin biscuit, some others will be SUVs.

    This week, we’re keeping it simple, #HowMuchLast for a pair of shoes.

    What’s the most you’d pay? Tweet at us here.

    Ordinary is Boring

    Let’s face it. Ordinary is boring, but you can go for the extraordinary with a juicy pension plan that rewards your hustle today so you can retire early and still ball hard. Start by moving your pension to Stanbic IBTC Pension Managers today.

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    Where The Money At?!

    We can’t say we’re about the money and not help you find the money.

    So we’ve compiled a list of job opportunities for you. Make sure you share this with anyone who might need it because we look out for each other in this community.

    Again, don’t mention. We gatchu.

    Share this newsletter

    All good things must come to an end. But not this good thing. We’ll be back next week.

    In the meantime, keep reading Zikoko’s articles and be sure to share the love.

    Till next week…

    Yours cashly,

    Dwin,

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  • Also: What stops nonsense? Money.

    Vol 3 | 07-11-2022

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    I like the way today’s Naira Life subject talks about his goals. He’s trying to get to a place where ₦20m is nothing to him.

    So following his lead, today’s #HowMuchLast will be an expensive item, and I cannot wait to see how much you’d pay for it.

    We have a fun edition today.

    In this letter:

    • Last Month in Money
    • The Grass to Grace #NairaLife of a Social Media Influencer
    • Money Meanings: What is a “Budget”?
    • Game: #HowMuchLast
    • Where The Money At?!

    Last Month
    In Money


    ₦20,510,000,000,000
    Yes, that’s what 20 trillion naira looks like written out, and it’s Nigeria’s budget for 2023 as presented by our presido. Why are there so many zeroes and why is it called “Budget of Fiscal Consolidation and Transition”? We tried to look into it.

    ₦1000
    That is now the naira equivalent of one pound sterling.
    Technically, this didn’t happen last month, but it’s urgent enough for us to bend the rules.

    Wetin dey stop nonsense?
    In the song “Stop Nonsense” Majeeed asks “Wetin dey stop nonsense?” and as we all know, the answer to that question is quite simple… Money.


    You can listen on Spotify.

    Ordinary is Boring

    Let’s face it. Ordinary is boring, but you can go for the extraordinary with a juicy pension plan that rewards your hustle today so you can retire early and still ball hard. Start by moving your pension to Stanbic IBTC Pension Managers today.

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    #NairaLife: This Social Media Influencer Will Not Rest Until ₦20m is Nothing To Him

    The 25-year-old in today’s Naira Life got his first job at 16 because he wanted to help his mother out. It only paid him ₦3k for three days of work.

    His father was absent and growing up wasn’t easy, but today he’s a millionaire, and for him, he hasn’t arrived until 20 million naira is chicken change to him.

    Read the rest of his Naira Life

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    Money Meanings

    Game: #HowMuchLast

    #HowMuchLast is a game where we show you an item and you tell us (and the world) the highest amount you’d pay for it.

    Some weeks will be Okin biscuit, some others will be SUVs.

    This week, we’re going big. We know a Tesla goes for $40k to $160k but we want to know the most you’d pay.

    So tell us, #HowMuchLast for a Tesla.

    What’s the most you’d pay for a Tesla? Tweet at us here.

    Where The Money At?!

    We can’t say we’re about the money and not actually help you find the money.

    So we’ve compiled a list of job opportunities for you. Make sure you share this with anyone who might need it because in this community, we look out for each other.

    Again, don’t mention. We gatchu.

    Share this newsletter

    All good things must come to an end. But not this good thing. We’ll be back next week.

    In the
    meantime, keep reading Zikoko’s articles and be sure to share the love.

    Till next week…

    Yours cashly,

    Dwin,

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  • Every week, Zikoko seeks to understand how people move the Naira in and out of their lives. Some stories will be struggle-ish, others will be bougie. All the time, it’ll be revealing.

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    This week’s subject on #NairaLife is a 25-year-old social media influencer. He talks about growing up poor and how seeing his mum’s efforts pushed him to start earning at 16. Today, he doesn’t need to leave his house to make his millions.

    What’s your earliest memory of money? 

    Hustling for ₦3k at 16. I helped nurses carry polio immunisation kits from house to house. I remember being irritated at how the children ran away and cried because of the injections. I thought,  “Oga, just stay and collect this thing. You’re wasting my time.”

    How long did you do this?

    I did it just once. The ₦3k was for three days of work. The crowd I saw on the day I went to get paid was so much that I couldn’t get my money. I had to come back another day.

    When I was told I couldn’t get my money that day, I felt especially terrible I didn’t have a dad. I wouldn’t have to hustle for ₦3k like that if my dad was around. I swore that I’d never be poor in life. The experience was that bad.

    Where was your dad?

    No idea. He just wasn’t around. I started working at 16 because, as the firstborn, I felt like I had to. It was just my mum, my younger sister and me, and at that point, I was old enough to realise how much my mum was doing for us. 

    My mum is a trader, but she made sure we wore good clothes, never skipped meals, and were never sent out for school fees. She put us through private primary school, but when it was time for secondary school, she sat us down and told us she couldn’t afford a private secondary school. 

    What was the switch like?

    Omo, first it was embarrassing. All my friends from primary school went to private secondary schools.

    I won’t lie; going into secondary school, I believed public school students weren’t as intelligent as private school students. It was a stereotype that flew around in my primary school. I soon realised it was a lie. People are smart everywhere. I’m hardworking today because of how hard I had to compete academically in senior secondary school. 

    Tell me about it

    My set was a bit too serious. The principal had to call an assembly to tell us to loosen up and come out to play sometimes because we were reading too much. We represented the school in competitions, some against private schools, and won. I don’t know what motivated the others, but I knew how hard my mum was working to take care of my sister and me, and I just didn’t want to disappoint her. 

    As serious as I was though, maths was a problem. I got an F when I wrote GCE in SS 2, and a D when I wrote WAEC in SS 3. I couldn’t get into university with those grades, so it was that year I stayed at home and did menial jobs like the immunisation one. 

    What other jobs did you do?

    I worked at a factory that produced hangers for ₦14k a month. I quit after a few months and got another job at a factory that printed past questions. That one paid ₦19k a month, but it was the most hazardous job ever. I inhaled so much smoke because I worked near a generator. There was a time I fell while carrying a load of heavy papers My boss saw me on the ground and said that if I destroyed the papers, the money would be deducted from my salary. My ₦19k salary!

    After another few months there, I left and did WAEC and JAMB lessons. I used my money to pay. By 2015, when I was 18, I entered university to study mass communication.

    Was that what you wanted?

    Yes. I liked listening to the OAPs on Beat FM, so I thought I could do something in entertainment. In fact, because of how much they talked about Twitter, I opened a Twitter account and started being funny and steadily gaining followers in their hundreds and thousands. 

    Was it your mum who supported you through university?

    For about two years. In 2017, I started making my own money. 

    What were you doing?

    Freelance writing on Fiverr. I had roommates who made money designing for clients on Fiverr, so when my mum got me a laptop, I signed up and offered writing as a service.

    How did you learn to write?

    I wrote essays all the time in secondary school, so writing didn’t feel like a skill I had to learn. 

    When I started using Fiverr, I had to use a VPN to make it seem like I wasn’t in Nigeria because, for some reason, it was hard for Nigerians to get jobs. Within 24 hours of opening an account, I got an essay-writing job that paid $5. 

    In less than two months, I made $100 — the threshold for a first withdrawal. It was about ₦50k when I withdrew it. If you see my mum’s joy when I called her to tell her I made that much from writing online. She even called our pastor and told him. 

    That year, I made about $500. 

    Was it just through essay writing?

    My brother, when poverty holds you, your creativity will come up. I wrote marketing articles, essays, assignments, and even poems for people’s partners. There was also a lady that paid me just to rant to me. 

    You were also doing therapist work? God when?

    But I wasn’t saving sha. I was spending the money anyhow. Even the next year, when I made almost $4k by levelling up, I didn’t save. I sent my mum some money, but I wasted the rest in school. 

    How did you level up?

    When your account shows that you’ve completed a lot of work and received encouraging comments, you level up on the platform and get jobs easier. At this point, I wasn’t using a VPN account anymore. I’d created another account and patiently waited to get jobs, but it was worth it in the end.

    But in my 400 level, I lost my account because the PayPal account linked with it was connected to another Fiverr account. 

    How?

    Nigerian PayPal accounts can’t receive money, so I had to use the services of a guy who had foreign PayPal accounts to receive my payments. He mistakenly used the account he was using for me for another person. 

    Damn. Did you lose money?

    I got the money in the Fiverr account after 90 days of suspension, but I couldn’t get the account back. I’d have to start from scratch again. I was in my final year doing projects, so I decided not to bother. It would be too much work. 

    Also, I realise, in retrospect, that I did a terrible job at networking. When I google the names and companies I worked with as a freelancer, I scream. If I’d kept those relationships, I wouldn’t have been stranded and broke like I was after that account loss. 

    It was bad?

    I met sapa. I couldn’t ask my mum for money because I’d stopped for a while, so I was just suffering. I even started selling the middle pages of my foolscap notes for ₦20 whenever we had class tests. Right before I graduated, I got my first social media campaign job. A brand reached out because they saw I had engaged followers. The job paid ₦10k. This happened a couple more times in 2019.

    After I graduated in 2019, I helped my classmates write CVs for ₦2k per CV. Then on one of those days when I had nothing to do, I had a bright idea. Since I’d already studied mass communication, it’d be smart for me to learn a foreign language too. I went and made inquiries, and the language I wanted to learn cost ₦63k for six weeks. 

    Did you do it?

    I didn’t have the money, so I tweeted about my situation, and a Twitter friend reached out, asked me how much the classes cost, sent the money and asked me to return it whenever I could. I’d never met this person physically.

    A few months later, I found out she died. I was heartbroken. 

    Sorry about that. Did you learn the language?

    Yes. But I’ve not used it for anything. 

    How did you get back on your feet? 

    In 2020, more brands started reaching out to me to push their products and services. I was getting ₦100k and ₦200k gigs. That’s when I also started getting writing gigs. I started doing CVs, website articles, assignments, and statements of purpose. But I was charging much higher than my freelance days. It was just knowing my worth and not being afraid to charge people. 

    I also had my only 9-5 in 2020. It was a digital marketing job that I quit after two months. 

    Why?

    My boss told me to shut up over the phone. On top ₦66k salary. Ah. 

    LMAO

    2021 was the beginning of proper financial stability. I was making at least ₦300k a month from writing and influencing, but more from influencing. That’s when I bought an iPhone and MacBook and put my mum on a ₦40k monthly allowance. 

    Omo mummy

    She didn’t care much about the amount I was giving her. As long as I gave her money, she called and prayed for me like I’d just blessed her with millions. At some point, I realised giving her money was an investment in my mental health. The fact that she was happy with me was proof that I was doing something right.

    I even did my first investment in 2021.

    What kind?

    I put ₦1.5m in a friend’s business and got ₦300k every month for four months, then I got my ₦1.5m back. 

    Mad. How’s 2022 been?

    I do the same things I’ve been doing for money, but I make more money because my brand is bigger. I run multiple campaigns concurrently. On an average month this year, I’ve made at least ₦700k, all from the comfort of my apartment. Oh yeah, I finally moved out this year too. I paid ₦500k for rent and have spent about ₦400k buying home appliances. 

    Do you save now?

    Haha, I save almost all my money now.

    Break down how much money you spend in a month

    How much do you have invested? 

    I put ₦2m in a crypto company, and they give me ₦100k a month. 

    And how much do you have in savings?

    Maybe about ₦4m. 

    Can I see your rates?

    What’s the hardest part about being an influencer? 

    The fact that I have to put my life out there. It’s a bit tough. I don’t like it, but I have to do it. 

    At 25, do you think you’ve done well for yourself? 

    Yeah. I live alone in my flat. I’ve placed my mum on salary, and I sponsor my sister’s education. I have two people I pay salaries; one who manages one of my accounts (₦50k) and my assistant (₦80k). There are others I pay for writing for me. In my own capacity, I’ve also helped followers who DM with genuine stories. So yeah, I feel like I’m in a good place. 

    Is there any levelling up to do?

    Of course. I want to reach a point where ₦20m is nothing to me. Do I have any specific plans? No. I just know it’ll be through business and maybe getting a high-paying job. 

    What’s a high-paying job?

    ₦2m a month. 

    Is there something you want now but can’t afford?

    A house. I don’t need a house, but it’s the only thing I want but can’t afford. 

    On a scale of 1 to 10, what’s the level of your financial happiness? 

    I would say 7. Because everything I need now, I can afford. Until I get to the point where ₦20m is nothing, it cannot be a 10. 


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  • Also: How much is a bottle of wine these days?

    Vol 2 | 31-10-2022

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    Good morning, 🌞

    It’s the last day of October and today’s letter is all about safety nets.

    If you are anything like the subjects of the stories I’ll share today, then safety nets are not foreign to you.

    I think life hits different when you know you can experience many things without worrying about ending up broke.

    We approach the concept in various ways; saving, investing, and even buying NFTs…

    At the end of the day, we all just want the softest of lives, no?

    In this letter:

    • The Fearless #NairaLife of a Tax Collector
    • The Money of Love: Polyamorous in Ogun State on ₦400k/month
    • Money Meanings: What is a “Safety Net”?
    • Game: #HowMuchLast (Make sure you play o!)
    • Where The Money At?!

    #NairaLife: This Tax Collector Has Never Had to Make Money to Survive

    If the 34-year-old in this #NairaLife stopped working, she’d be very fine. But even with free ₦4.3m yearly and wealthy parents, she enjoys being independent while catching business owners who try to evade taxes.

    My favourite part of the story is where David asks her if she’s ever had to earn money to survive and she replied “Not yet. No.”

    Internal monologue: God, when exactly will it be my turn?

    Read the rest of her Naira Life

    Ordinary is Boring

    Let’s face it. Ordinary is boring, but you can go for the extraordinary with a juicy pension plan that rewards your hustle today so you can retire early and still ball hard. Start by moving your pension to Stanbic IBTC Pension Managers today.

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    The Money of Love: Polyamorous in Ogun with ₦400k/month

    Oh to be young and in love and be able to say: “I used to sleep with my debit card under my pillow, so if I had a bad dream, I’d wake up and buy something online.”

    Onome* is a 21-year-old polyamorous woman who spends recklessly on her partners because her love language is gift-giving. In this interview, she tells Zikoko how money moves in and out of her relationships, while on a ₦400k monthly income and an envious financial safety net.

    Read More Of This Story

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    Money Meanings

    Game: #HowMuchLast

    #HowMuchLast is a game where we show you an item and you tell us (and the world) the highest amount you’d pay for it.

    Some weeks will be Okin biscuit, some others will be SUVs.

    This week, we’re keeping it simple, #HowMuchLast for a bottle of wine.

    What’s the most you’d pay? Tweet at us here.

    Where The Money At?!

    We can’t say we’re about the money and not actually help you find the money.

    So we’ve compiled a list of job opportunities for you. Make sure you share this with anyone who might need it because in this community, we look out for each other.

    Again, don’t mention. We gatchu.

    Share this newsletter

    All good things must come to an end. But not this good thing. We’ll be back next week.

    In the meantime, keep reading Zikoko’s articles and be sure to share the love.

    Till next week…

    Yours cashly,

    Dwin,

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