Popular Ugandan entertainer, comedienne, and actress, Kansiime Anne, is a lady whose jokes leave us with aching sides and gasping for breathe. Her skits on Youtube are hilarious.
These are the times when she behaved like a typical Nigerian.
1. When she tried to convince her neighbour to donate blood.
“Selfish tank of blood.”
2. When she behaved like a typical Nigerian parent.
“When she said you are stupid, did you lose an eye, did you develop a pimple, have you lost height?”
3. When a friend sent her a beautiful housemaid.
“So you’re going to bend when you’re mopping with those, eh?”
4. When a driver almost knocked her down.
“You don’t have money? Then you have to leave without the car.”
5. When her daughter wanted to marry a white man.
“I’m not ready to be a tourist attraction.”
6. When her daughter brings back a home assignment.
To her daughter: “Wait for your father to come back home.”
Calls the teacher: “You gave her homework to do from home but you forgot to give her answers. If I’m doing part of the homework, you’ll pay part of the school fees”.
7. When her friend tried to lie and shine in borrowed shoes.
“Speak the truth and shame the devil. Are those shoes yours?”
Everyone has agreed that @jesuischiby throws the best parties in Lagos, so it only makes sense for us to ask the vibes master himself for tips on how to throw the party to end all parties.
Nollywood film director, Biyi Bandele, known for Netflix’ Blood Sisters and Half of a Yellow Sun has passed away at 54. We recapped some of his most iconic moments:
We are going to be attempting to guess when you’ll marry based on your favourite Nigerian foods. What does your fave swallow have to do with when you’ll tie the knot? Please, don’t ask complicated questions. This quiz is rigorous and accurate (don’t quote us), so just take it already. QUIZ: Why Do You Have […]
After successfully predicting when y’all are getting married (please, email any complaints to noneofourbusiness@nayousabi.com), we are back to tell you how much is currently in your account. How, you might ask? By using your taste in Nollywood, of course. Shhh. No questions. Just take it already:
Most of us can probably sketch a pretty accurate outline of the Nigerian map, but how many of us can honestly claim to know where all the states are located? Well, this quiz is here to test just how well you know your own country. Try and get at least 18 states:
While the rest of the world loves to treat our continent like a country, there are actually 54 African countries. So, in a bid to test your knowledge (and educate you), we’ve created a quiz to see how many of their capitals you can correctly name. Go ahead:
Are you a single pringle, stuck in a complicated situationship or happily married to the love of your life? This quiz is here to guess your current relationship status, and as you know, Zikoko quizzes are incredibly accurate (don’t quote us). So, give a shot:
Have you ever watched a Nollywood film or show and thought: “Why is this character so familiar?” You’re not alone. From men who can’t handle the consequences of their blood money rituals to marine spirits who trap and steal men’s destinies after sex, these Nollywood characters are practically the same, but in different fonts. Fun […]
African music is witnessing explosive growth on YouTube, in a marked departure from the continent’s past struggle to gain a foothold in the global scene.
If there’s one Nollywood movie that had everyone talking in 2022, it’s Brotherhood. The action thriller, which follows twin brothers (played by Falz and Tobi Bakre) on different sides of a massive heist, took over the cinemas in 2022, reminding us that Nollywood doesn’t have to make a rom-com to grab the audience’s attention. With […]
Tems wasn’t playing in 2019 when she told us not to try her. Tems first caught our attention in 2019 with her defiant hit, Try Me. Since then, she’s blown up big time, moving from an underrated alté artiste to one of Nigeria’s biggest afrobeats exports.Whether it’s dropping songs of the summer back-to-back, with Essence […]
I hate to be one of those people, but while I appreciate the wide range of Afrobeats at the moment, a part of me is still nostalgic about the songs and artistes who raised me. I’ve been listening to some of them again recently, so I decided to give them their flowers and do a […]
What happens when a group of chatty young Nigerians talk about things they're passionate about? You get Nigerians talk. A show that discusses very familiar struggles for the average Nigerian. From relationship deal breakers to sex education with Nigerian parents to leaving Nigeria, be prepared for a ride.
What happens when a group of chatty young Nigerians talk about things they're passionate about? You get Nigerians talk. A show that discusses very familiar struggles for the average Nigerian. From relationship deal breakers to sex education with Nigerian parents to leaving Nigeria, be prepared for a ride.
What happens when a group of chatty young Nigerians talk about things they're passionate about? You get Nigerians talk. A show that discusses very familiar struggles for the average Nigerian. From relationship deal breakers to sex education with Nigerian parents to leaving Nigeria, be prepared for a ride.
Will you be quietly eating the national cake or feeding us lies every weekend on live TV? Take this quiz and we’ll guess the kind of Nigerian politician you’d be.
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