Remember when we told you about Nigerian mothers in BBNaija house? Now, let’s imagine Nigerian fathers in the house. The drama would be on a different level.
1) The house will open everyday with someone asking you about your plans for the future.
Immediately you wake up, you’ll hear: So, young man/lady, what’s the plan for your future? Ozo needs someone to ask him that question so he can jazz up.
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2) There’ll be the father complaining that they don’t turn off the lights or they eat too much.
“It’s because they have never worked for money before.”
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3) I’m sure one father would have told Laycon to focus on making money and that girls will come later.
I can bet my money.
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4) Someone would have reminded Ebuka and Biggie that when they were trekking to school, they weren’t born.
Featuring “you kids of nowadays have everything.”
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5) Diary sessions would involve one daddy talking about how the women don’t kneel down to serve them food.
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6) Or don’t serve them like three pieces of meat.
The disrespect!
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7) And yes, someone’s daddy would have said “don’t call me sir,” just call me Tunde.
Come off it, we are all adults here.
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8) Evictions would involve them roasting each other.
Fathers have sharp mouth.
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9) Just think about all the nicknames.
Polly face, Alani Debe Debe, Baba two, Daddy girls, Mr. Akanni slightly married, Alagba, Egbon.
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