You might see free money

We know  you don’t want to go out because you’re broke. But what if you step out and find money on the road? Have you thought about that? You’ll probably turn to yam but that’s not on us sha.

You can finally take that social media break

You’ve been saying you’ll take a Twitter break for ages. This is an opportunity to do it. Why are you complaining?

You can finally get over your ex

You’re stalking them everyday because you’re always on your phone and you see their posts all the time. Block them, go outside and meet new people.

You might find love

Go outside and meet people. At least one of them will like you.

You can finally have a career

They say you need 10,000 hours to become an expert at anything. You’ve probably put in that much time tweeting and arguing online. Isn’t it time you dropped your phone and focused all that time on your career? Maybe you’ll finally get that promotion you’ve been eyeing.

Your anger levels will reduce

When you go out and spend an arm and a leg on transport fare, you’ll be too tired to get angry at people on the internet.

Also read: When last did you touch grass?

You can have content for your social media

Even if you must stay online, at least go out so you can have something to show the internet too. You don’t want to be dumping memes only when you could be dumping lit pictures at the end of every month.

QUIZ: When Last Did You Touch Grass?



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