Are you even a real Lagosian if you don’t jump buses every ten market days? Use these seven tips to stay on guard when you board a Lagos danfo.
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Always make a quick survey before you hop in
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Is there a right mix of men and women? Where are they seated? Hard face or soft? These are the questions.
Avoid the front row
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It’s always tight, hot, and you’re completely shut out from everything that’s happening inside the bus. The middle bench is the sweet spot.
Take pictures and videos
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We know you can’t share your Lagos danfo ride details, but you want to put in the extra measure by taking short recordings of the driver, conductor and co-passengers. If they catch you, you’re on your own sha.
Don’t press your phone if you chose a window seat
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That’s an open invitation to traffic robbers. After taking the security videos, your phone should be safely tucked in your bag.
Please, don’t sleep
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We know you’ve had a long day, and the traffic isn’t helping matters. But please dear, don’t sleep. You could miss your stop, or God forbid, become prey to evil co-passengers.
Don’t take sensitive calls
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You don’t know your co-passengers, so it’s just not wise to take business/work calls on the bus. Wait till you get home.
Mind your business
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There’s nothing bad about socialising, but please, focus on your destination. The gist might be a ploy to get you distracted before stealing your soul or kidney.
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