All The Things That Happen When You Have A Class Assignment

April 24, 2017

When the teacher announces that there will be a class assignment

Why everything gotta be an assignment?

But the deadline is still far away so you take your time

You when you realise the deadline is the following day

Then the teacher extends the deadline after you spent the entire night working on it

When you’re given multiple assignments with the same deadline

You waiting for your teacher to forget about the assignment

Please Lord, let the spirit of forgetfulness come over this woman.

When that oversabi classmate decides to remind the teacher about the assignment

You’re dead to me.

When you just find out about an assignment a day to the deadline

What assignment? When? How? Why? Where?

So Google becomes your friend

The only educational tool you need.

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