1. When you see someone who is very clearly a catfish.
2. When you realise that “hook ups” = paid sex.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/zikoko/2019/11/shocked.gif)
Oh wow. Is it like that?
3. You, dodging all the Yahoo boys and runs babes.
![](https://media.giphy.com/media/cNY7Q9spSWCU63lSZW/giphy.gif)
Please, that’s not why I’m here.
4. When you come across the profile of someone you know in real life.
![](https://media.giphy.com/media/lL20ZCkHV511xPNCSp/giphy.gif)
Well. this is awkward.
5. When someone hits you with a nude out of nowhere.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/zikoko/2020/01/Screenshot-2020-01-10-at-10.43.41-AM-1024x568.jpg)
Who asked you?
6. You, waiting to see someone who’s actually attractive:
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/zikoko/2020/01/Screenshot-2020-01-10-at-11.02.05-AM-1-1024x578.jpg)
What kind of barren wasteland is this?
7. When you open the app and see zero messages.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/zikoko/2020/01/Screenshot-2020-01-10-at-10.56.28-AM-1024x582.jpg)
Am I ugly or what?
8. You, after reading a terrible, long-winded bio.
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/zikoko/2018/07/Joseline-Rolls-Eyes.gif)
Please, save it for your novel.
9. You, praying you don’t get murdered after agreeing to meet up:
![](https://media.giphy.com/media/3ohhwmhHHrEe92UsV2/giphy.gif)
God, I’m not ready to come and see you yet.
10. How your app starts buzzing during the holiday season:
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/zikoko/2020/01/rihanna-shaking.gif)
The IJGBs have landed.
11. “Matured minds only.”
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/zikoko/cloudinary/v1478181550/please_wait_acze2s.gif)
You already know this one doesn’t have sense.
12. You, actually joining a dating app to find love:
![](https://c7684bdb45.mjedge.net/wp-content/uploads/zikoko/2020/01/Screenshot-2020-01-10-at-11.26.15-AM-1024x646.jpg)
Lmao. Be deceiving yourself.
13. Everyone on Nigerian dating apps claiming to be a CEO:
![](https://media.giphy.com/media/clZAyMpTO1Yvm/giphy.gif)
Na so.