20 Things Girls Who Don’t Wear Makeup Can Completely Relate To

February 26, 2016

1. When you get complimented on the fact that you go bare-faced.

But you know it’s nothing deep. You just don’t like makeup or never learnt to have it done.

2. You don’t know what most makeup products are for.

House of Tara eyeshadow palette, Mud blush, Mary Kay foundation , Iman pressed powder, Mac lipstick, Covergirl bronzer… What are those? How do you use a lash curler?

3. Getting told “You’d look so much better with makeup”.

Is it your face? Is it your contour? Is it your fake lash?

4. Not understanding why you need lip liner, brow liner and eye liner.

Why can’t it be all in one?

5. The few times you tried to do your makeup, it was a disaster.

Mistake. You look like Ursula from Little Mermaid.

6. On the rare occasions when you put on the little makeup you know how to apply, you forget that you have eye liner on and wipe your eyes.

No, I wasn’t punched in the face.

7. Or you make the beginner’s mistake of forgetting you still have it on and go to sleep.

Then looking like The Joker the next day.

8. When the only eye makeup you can do is the smokey eye.

It started off being winged eye liner plus mascara, but you lack the skills of keeping your hand straight. Somehow, everywhere smudge smudge.

9. But most of the time, the stress of taking off the makeup is not a problem for you, because you don’t wear any.

10. You don’t have to wear makeup in the heat and literally turn into a clay pot.

You didn’t come to this world to suffer.

11. When your skin looks so good that friends ask if you have makeup on when you don’t.

Baby-skinned beauty. Flawless.

12. No makeup stains on your clothes or your white shirt.

You can dab without fear.

13. When you tell people you’re not wearing any makeup and they are like “Abeg stop lying! I can see your highlighter from here!”

Jesus! Why so much hatred?!

14. When your eyebrows are full without you using brow pencil or powder.

Eyebrows on fleek!

15. When your own mother starts telling you to put some lipstick or concealer on.

Mum: “Time to marry. You can’t find a husband with those bags under your eyes.”

16. When you only wear makeup on special occasions.

End of lent/Ramaddan, Christmas, your birthday and maybe the coming of Jesus.

17. When you go to a wedding and everyone’s professional makeup is on fleek and they look at you like you are Bose the housegirl.

Ah! Intimidation ti takeover!

18. Contouring and highlighting sounds like something you do in photography.

Fake lashes? Certainly not for you.

19. You save so much money.

An average woman will spend over $15000 on makeup (that is almost N5 million) in her lifetime. Who needs those things that cost a fortune? Certainly not you.

20. And so much time.

No extra ten minutes to an hour just to get ready for the day. Those women who spend time on makeup will spend  an average of two weeks in a year on makeup only. You definitely won’t be keeping anybody waiting because of the extra time required to beat your face.

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