Nigeria’s many problems are a number of things that require you to sit down, off-shirt and have a chilled bottle of water on stand-by before discussing. Because really, where you wan start from? There’s quite literally, no aspect of Nigerian life that just works seamlessly. No check it, even basic things, Is it water? Who […]
Have you ever wondered why some men get a lot of attention and you don’t? Well, wonder no more. Part of our new year resolution is to ensure that such inconveniences are gone with the old year. Come along as we take you on this life-changing journey. If you add these four items to your […]
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How well do you actually know the Naira? If you’ve ever paid attention to the notes you spend every other day, this quiz shouldn’t be too hard for you. So, prove you actually have money by getting more than 7/11. Go ahead:
First comes the grand announcement. The timing and style for this announcement are usually directly proportionate to how close you are to this friend and how dramatic said friend is. It could be a phone call in the middle of the night or a whatsapp video call or at ungodly hour. Then comes the mandatory […]
If you ever wondered what Modern family would be if it was a Nigerian family, I wondered too. So I made it happen. First of all, Mitch and Cam would be tucked away somewhere safe in the abroad. Where Cam would be free to be as dramatic as he wants to be without his masculinity […]
“Miss Corona is really reasonable when you talk to her.” – Nigerian Government
“Don’t worry, God will do your own.”
You know that thing people say about how experience is the best teacher is true when you get into the university. You find out that only time can answer all the questions you have and the best part is that you make new discoveries as you go. This is a list of some of the […]
While we know that a lot of the best Nigerian artists deservedly have fans across generations, that won’t stop us from attempting to guess how old you are based on your taste in Nigerian music. So, take this quiz to see if we got it right:
Last week, we guessed how many people you’d slept with, and y’all were out here denying the truth. Anyway, we won’t hold that against you. This time, however, we’ve created a quiz that predicts who you’ll sleep with next — so you can either prepare or try (unsuccessfully) to prevent it. So, take and see:
Last week, we created a viral quiz that tested your knowledge on the capitals of all 54 African countries and y’all did pretty great. Now, we want to see how well you know the flags of those same countries. Give it a shot:
We are going to be attempting to guess when you’ll marry based on your favourite Nigerian foods. What does your fave swallow have to do with when you’ll tie the knot? Please, don’t ask complicated questions. This quiz is rigorous and accurate (don’t quote us), so just take it already.
The last time to take a food quiz was yesterday, the best time to do it is now. #WorldFoodDay
Kemi Adetiba’s King of Boys movie got a lot of things right, especially casting, so yes, it was a monster hit. Now, we know you may not have put much thought to this, but the personalities of some of the characters closely match yours, and we would like to help you find the perfect match. […]
You know, for people who have the hardest time permitting their children to attend sleepovers, inter-state excursions and any program not designed for the church or mosque, Nigerian parents are awfully trusting when their children decide an education abroad is what they want to spend a few years of their lives pursuing. And when it […]
How to live your best life while single? Grab a pen and paper and read this article. It’s not rocket science, it’s a simple happy formula.
The rise of new Nollywood has brought with it a host of exciting new stars like Adesua Etomi, Enyinna Nwigwe and many more. However, one star who never seems to get the due they deserve is the Lekki-Ikoyi bridge. Vey few Nollywood performers are as relentless and as hard-working as the bridge, who, without any […]
We’re all for silver linings. The world could be burning and we’d somehow find a way to spin it into a happy story about bread taking less time to toast. Which is why in the midst of the gloom and doom of a global pandemic, we’ve somehow found the good in things. Nothing more notably […]
They say you can’t miss what you never had. (Un) Fortunately for us single pringles, while everyone is collectively worrying about issues like oil prices, practising safe social distancing and lockdown etiquette, we’re excused from worrying about another matter. One of the heart — being apart from your significant other while the coronavirus is contained. […]
Brymo — “Strippers + White Lines” Brymo, one of Nigeria’s most acclaimed singer-songwriters, just released his seventh studio album, Yellow, and “Strippers + White Lines” is its astounding lead single. On the Mikkyme Joses-produced track, Brymo sings about his struggles with depression, his unhealthy coping mechanisms and fighting to find the light amidst all the […]
Yoruba people are the kings of parties. Undisputed. They are the kind of people who will throw a party to celebrate the success of a previous party. And they ALWAYS go all out. Always. Aso ebi in place, excess food; most times, they even hire a live band. This list will show you a list […]
We know the rona is currently standing in the way of many, many travel plans this year of our lord 2020; but if your name is Fatoki Omotoke and you started a mission to go round Nigeria, with its relative virus safety in 2019, you wouldn’t let that stop you. So when she completed her […]
Aunty brought 3 new Love Guests to the house, I believe for Chris, Sylvia, and Jerry. Sylvia and Jerry wasted no time in approaching and getting to know the new guests, but Chris? I give up!
At this point, Aunty might need to legalize boyfriend/girlfriend snatching, since they’ve refused to swap. We need more drama infused into this show.
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How well do you actually know the Naira? If you’ve ever paid attention to the notes you spend every other day, this quiz shouldn’t be too hard for you. So, prove you actually have money by getting more than 7/11. Go ahead:
No one likes to admit it, but there is a part of us that likes to form strong opinions about other people. It’s a human trait. So, we created this quiz to find out how judgmental you really are. Brace up, take the quiz, and find your answers.
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