All The Weird Rituals Nigerian Men Perform Before The Sweet Lovemaking

February 26, 2020

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Here’s a list of ways Nigerian men prepare for tha sexy time.

1) Clean the house.

Remember kids, cleanliness is next to horniness. Think about it.

2) Wash boxers.

“Everything is going to deliver fresh from Nature-God.”

3) Beg their roommates to disappear for a bit.

“Abeg make una go watch ball for next house, I get special guest.”

4) Trim the edges aka shave.

Get down on it. 🌚

5) Shower.

Gotta look and smell fresh and edible. Don’t you wash your food before you eat?

6) Lie to their other babe that they are going to be busy.

“Amaka, I have a super important business meeting this evening.”

7) Practice lies in front of a mirror.

“I love you”

“I have never felt this way with anyone else.”

8) Music.

You need music to get you into the mood for some sexy time.

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