As avid fans of the delusion propaganda, we’ve put together a couple of affirmations to help you shake off the blues.
I don’t actually occupy this space or body
My being might be working a 9-5, but my mind is poolside, sipping a margarita.
My life is rich and stress-free
My current account balance is an illusion; my real account balance is a distinction.
I’m a trust fund baby, so henceforth, I shall move as one
Money doesn’t move me, I move money.
Asake’s PBUY is my theme song
I’m an immovable force, and Olumo Rock has nothing on me.
I walk around draped in diamonds and pearls
My haters wish they could be me, but they can’t see me.
I’m in my yes era
Everything I desire, I acquire.
Running is not for me; chasing is not for me
I don’t chase anything. You’re the chaser, I’m the chasee.
My middle name is Gloria
I shine and glow through all three seasons.
This is my season
I ride on the wave of endless enjoyment.
My current reality is just a suggestion
My future reality exceeds my imagination.
