Welcome to adulting 101, you should be jotting down these points:
1) Share something cool you learnt about Nigerian history with them.
2) Complain about children of nowadays not receiving the kind of discipline you did.
Kids these days.
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3) Talk about starting your own business.
…because salary is the bribe they give you to forget your dreams.
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4) Tell them you prefer the music from their time over pangolo music these days.
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5) Explain the many merits of eating at home instead of going out.
There’s really rice at home.
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6) Mention something about politics.
We have enough politicians clowns to get source materials from.
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7) Bring up the back pain.
To be honest, there’s no real adult that doesn’t have back pain. Or any kind of pain for that matter.
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8) Follow up by talking about work lethargy.
Especially on Monday mornings!
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9) Lastly, tell them you are thinking of marriage.
Bingo!
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