Nobody knows for sure when anyone will cease to breathe in this world, but then, certain factors can hasten the process if care is not taken.
So, if you don’t want to die before your time, avoid these 11 things, especially number 10.
1. Googling your symptoms
If you Google your symptoms EVERY TIME you feel sick, then there’s nothing more to say to you except this: a doctor is your friend, not Google.
2. Living in Lagos
Living in Lagos is such an extreme sport that even the strong are slowly dying. It is a breeding ground for self annihilation, and if you decide to live there, it’s at your own risk.
3. Sapa
There’s a certain level of “broke” you’ll be that even checking your account balance can give you an instant cardiac arrest. Nice one, sapa.
4. Eating like a thief
Especially if you eat between 12 a.m and 4 a.m. then I’m sorry, but your last days might be near.
5. Drinking panadol for other people’s headache
To avoid this, apply the almighty formula: drink water and mind the business that’s yours.
6. Bad belle
7. Your internet connection
8. Being a Nigerian
9. Tightening things to your chest
10. Your neighbor’s gen
If you don’t die from the fumes, then beware, you might lose your sense of hearing before you turn sixty. Better do something about your neighbor’s gen, quick.
11. Nigerian federal universities
