15 Things You’ll Understand If You’ve Ever Used A Network Provider In Nigeria

June 8, 2016

1. When you buy a new sim and you have to go and register it.

STRESS!

2. When you get a text thinking someone cares about you but it’s just your network provider.

See my life.

3. You, looking for signal every that actually matters.

You’ll never have network in your house or office, but you’ll be getting in the middle of the road.

4. When your phone finally shows 3G and it’s still not browsing.

Is this a joke?

5. Whenever they ask you to pay N100 to get some “inspirational quotes”.

Save it, biko.

6. When they give you caller tunes by force.

They will now collect money from you. Oversabis.

7. When they dash you credit but say you can only call people on the same network.

See nonsense.

8. Your network provider, when you want to port:

Oya beg me.

9. When you load credit to call people and they use it to auto-renew your data.

WHO SENT YOU?

10. When you load data and they “dash” you 10MB.

To use and do what, ehn?

11. When they send you “congratulations, you can now borrow airtime.”

Congratulations ke? Is it an achievement?

12. When you see them reducing their data cost but their network is still trash.

See these ones.

13. When you get that “100MB remaining” message.

My God is bigger than you.

14. When you answer a call from a strange number and it’s your network provider.

What the hell?

15. “A customer care representative will be with you shortly.”

Still waiting.

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