You’ve been single for too long
There’s nothing wrong with being single, but for years? Someone is definitely scaring off all your love interests, and you’re not the problem.
You have trouble sleeping
That’s because your spirit has taken over to hang out with their spouse at that time. How can you sleep when your spirit is not at rest?
You sleep too much
This probably means your spirit partner is the quiet type who only likes to show up in your dreams.
You have wet dreams
We don’t have to spell out exactly what happened while you were asleep now, do we?
You wake up aroused
That’s because you were gearing up for round two when your alarm went off.
You always wake up in a bad mood
How won’t you? When your alarm keeps preventing you from finishing the way you should.
You move a lot in your sleep
That’s your spirit spouse changing styles and positions. They like variety too, you know.
You fall asleep in weird positions
You think raising your legs up on the wall is normal? You’re just prepping yourself for what’s about to happen overnight. Hasn’t your Nigerian mother warned you enough?
You wake up tired
You should know what this means by now. You were busy all night.
You catch yourself smiling for no reason at all
Your spirit spouse is using words of affirmation on you. You don’t know it, but your subconscious does.
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