What do you do get when you go looking for trouble? Definitely more than you bargained for.
Check out this incredibly funny story by Mazi Ibekwe.
ii) title of this story is 'seeking attention'..turn off d lights n grab ya popcorn pic.twitter.com/jGW0dUU5p1
— Ibe (@maziibe_) October 19, 2014
iii) ………. pic.twitter.com/2ZG4A6XiZi
— Ibe (@maziibe_) October 19, 2014
1) so I was on a bike one day like that..kinda high cuz vodka was in my system pic.twitter.com/Ryki7dlPIu
— Ibe (@maziibe_) October 19, 2014
2) so this weird thought of just doing something funny for attention..i dnt know wat was wrong wv me
— Ibe (@maziibe_) October 19, 2014
3) The bike man was speeding and I just shouted 'I want to confess oo' ' I want to confess oo' 'Oga stop lemme confess now o'
— Ibe (@maziibe_) October 19, 2014
4) He slowed down and then stopped few seconds later ..he now looked at me like oya confess pic.twitter.com/pXSg4rOmKe
— Ibe (@maziibe_) October 19, 2014
5) I was like dude..im just kidding den I started laughing..He started rolling his sleeves up and was like u must confess oo
— Ibe (@maziibe_) October 19, 2014
6) I just stood there laughing like 'Guy I dey joke jor..that's how I do once a while'
— Ibe (@maziibe_) October 19, 2014
8) you know how okada men gather up when one of dem is in problem?..they started coming like pic.twitter.com/QMhV2wuXr0
— Ibe (@maziibe_) October 19, 2014
9) dis tingy is getting serious..yea I know I wanted attention but nah not like dis.y is dz bike man insisting like his life depends on it
— Ibe (@maziibe_) October 19, 2014
10) people asked him why wants me to confess..thats how he started narrating his story. I read n help RT dem too
— Ibe (@maziibe_) October 19, 2014
11) This bike man was once rich..very rich according to him, he had houses, cars and big companies
— Ibe (@maziibe_) October 19, 2014
12) but something happened..he lost everything and his wife..he went broke like pic.twitter.com/BI5eZZhP7N
— Ibe (@maziibe_) October 19, 2014
13) he said he consulted one herbalist like that.D baba told him he's suffering from unseen forces same forces behind Bokoharam
— Ibe (@maziibe_) October 19, 2014
14) The Baba told him to use whatever amount of money left with him to start any business dat he will find who is behind his problems
— Ibe (@maziibe_) October 19, 2014
15) and he will make it back after finding out…so he used all he had left to buy a bike and he hs bn riding dz bike for 5months til…
— Ibe (@maziibe_) October 19, 2014
16)..dis day the mumu me shouted 'I want to confess oo'
— Ibe (@maziibe_) October 19, 2014
17) after hearing his story..i knew I was done…vodka disappeared like Edo witches..my eyes come dey clear like I dey do clearance
— Ibe (@maziibe_) October 19, 2014
18) after his story the rest of the okada men and people passing were like… pic.twitter.com/fUOvnUBGcO
— Ibe (@maziibe_) October 19, 2014
19) they pounced on me and told me to confess..i tried running away but nah I was too Mikel. So dey grabbed me like pic.twitter.com/rPC8Jivvis
— Ibe (@maziibe_) October 19, 2014
20) I cried and told them I have nothing to confess..they turned deaf ears to my pleading.beat me up n left me like pic.twitter.com/FBDoRQWezm
— Ibe (@maziibe_) October 19, 2014
21) the bike man told me he must take me to the herbalist to confirm his story and my own story of seeking attention
— Ibe (@maziibe_) October 19, 2014
22) it was a long ride..i was too weak to jump from d bike n run.we got there and saw d herbalist siting down like pic.twitter.com/ep0UrzIwO5
— Ibe (@maziibe_) October 19, 2014
23) the baba looked at me and smiled den he told d bike man he is going to be rich soon…HOW? WHERE? WHAT I DO?
— Ibe (@maziibe_) October 19, 2014
24? I started crying, praying and also tried figuring out how I ended up from a Bar to a shrine .it was hard my pipu pic.twitter.com/TxiJqslFbC
— Ibe (@maziibe_) October 19, 2014
25) the Baba brought out his tools n started saying some Olamide n Seriki's raplines sorry incantations pic.twitter.com/T7NeFNfgHQ
— Ibe (@maziibe_) October 19, 2014
26) Baba had his workers (small irumole) dress me up and ready for whatever he's up to..like pic.twitter.com/axVI0XXMWk
— Ibe (@maziibe_) October 19, 2014
27) he was through with Olamide's verse n moving to Seriki's verse wen smoke came out of a big calabash..lawd my glory was too hot
— Ibe (@maziibe_) October 19, 2014
28) smoke was so much ud think Wizkhalifa n SnoopLion were inside the calabash
— Ibe (@maziibe_) October 19, 2014
29) The Baba shouted ' his destiny is too hot..we can't use his glory..take him back.' bike man was like pic.twitter.com/IbEzKVHXBB
— Ibe (@maziibe_) October 19, 2014
30) it's either the people from my village following me took time to chill like or the Baba saw my prayerful mother pic.twitter.com/ETviYomY6O
— Ibe (@maziibe_) October 19, 2014
31) I thought I was going to be used…I thought I was going to die like this Kitty>>>> pic.twitter.com/Jkinsas0Tw
— Ibe (@maziibe_) October 19, 2014
32) but BABA of all other baba(s) saved me so I looked up to him like …n gave him praises pic.twitter.com/eZlFkwUXC9
— Ibe (@maziibe_) October 19, 2014
33) ** The End** moral of the story. Attention seeking is bad sometimes .and I just got yall attention wv dz story…Bleeh bye *
— Ibe (@maziibe_) October 19, 2014
34) btw..it's all fiction biko. Was on a bike wen d shii came to my head
— Ibe (@maziibe_) October 19, 2014
