I love my mother.
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I mean, the woman gave me life, what’s not to love?
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But I had never actually TOLD my mother I love her.
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I was bored and playing with her jewellery.
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As I was playing, one of her necklaces did “krin”
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I jejely put it back and started praying that she won’t find out.
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But of course she did. And the devil was looking at me like:
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She beat me in stages. First the slap:
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Then she removed slippers:
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Then she beat me with the slippers:
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At first I thought I could chest it.
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But when I could not hold it anymore I had to let it all out.
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That was how I started to shout, “I love you mummy! I will not do it again!”
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She just looked at me like:
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Then she said, “I love you too that’s why I’m beating you”
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When she finished beating me she now asked, “Do you still love me?”
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I didn’t even know how to respond.
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