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  • 1. Everyday is no shave day

    Nobody will kuku see it!

    2. You can wear purple bra with pink panties and not give a single shit

    Zero fucks given.

    3. Weekends are spent with the actual love of your life: TV

    No greater bae is needed.

    4. How you flirt with all the boys because you belong to NO ONE!

    I’m very free.

    5. Valentine’s day is really just for showing yourself more love

    But who can love me better than me?

    6. You always have credit because no bae, no long calls

    If no one calls you, Airtel will sha call you.

    7. You can shout ‘MEN ARE SCUM’ with your chest

    Scream it out loud without feeling guilty.

    8. You’re free to wear your tear-tear pants

    Nobody to judge you.

    9. And to be honest, you only have to buy new bras like once a while

  • 1. We were minding our business as we always do when we saw this lady’s hilarious pictures

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BLivrhag0p9/?taken-by=mummyndioha&hl=en

    2. Her name is Nnemba and she’s probably the funniest account on Instagram right now

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BL3D0aYAGK1/?taken-by=mummyndioha&hl=en

    3. See how she turned Rihanna’s red carpet look into something else

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BL-200HAZ4B/?taken-by=mummyndioha&hl=en

    4. She even made one of Presido

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BMTauSYgxfW/?taken-by=mummyndioha&hl=en

    5. Just look at this

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BNXN-BZgPnR/?taken-by=mummyndioha&hl=en

    6. When you want to be Kim Kardashian but the Orisha is strong in you

    7. She even copied Keke Palmer. Is this genius or madness or both?

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BOe48xpAz4j/?taken-by=mummyndioha&hl=en

    8. Why is she holding remote, please?

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BOpFgkbgVZ9/?taken-by=mummyndioha&hl=en

    9. When your twin in the village finally comes to town

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BPFKpNcg85z/?taken-by=mummyndioha&hl=en

    10. We have no words!

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BPM4WuljLH7/?taken-by=mummyndioha&hl=en

    11. Melania Trump of life

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BPhfx-SjwJs/?taken-by=mummyndioha&hl=en

    12. Hands down, this is the best one!

    13. Omg, this babe even tried to be Tracee Ellis Ross?

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BPuYqNAjzbQ/?taken-by=mummyndioha&hl=en

    14. When you believe you can literally fly

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BPxQelmg4GC/?taken-by=mummyndioha&hl=en

    15. This is the one we’ve all been waiting for!

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BQAVkA7A_KD/?taken-by=mummyndioha&hl=en

    16. This is too much, honestly

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BQh9EiRg_3L/?taken-by=mummyndioha&hl=en

    17. SMH!!!

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BQqZDm9Dhqr/?taken-by=mummyndioha&hl=en

    18. Okay, we’re done!

    Be sure to check out Nnemba’s Instagram for hilarious posts!

  • 1. You probably think this is a black and white photograph.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/8mTfvio9tQ/?hl=en

    2. You’re forgiven, because I thought the same as well. But they’re drawings!

    https://www.instagram.com/p/9hiq2ho9uj/?taken-by=harinzeyart&hl=en

    3. Stanley Arinze, a brilliant Nigerian artist is using pencils to create these life-like portraits.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BC3naH2o9pH/?taken-by=harinzeyart&hl=en
    Arinze spends over 200 hours on each of his paintings. His work is inspired by artists like Kelvin Okafor, amongst others.

    4. And aren’t they beautiful?

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BQa-Tq9Domh/?taken-by=harinzeyart&hl=en
    His aim is to carve a niche for Nigerian artists like himself, and make the vocation as lucrative as being a doctor or a lawyer.

    5. How can one person pack all this talent?

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BPdqvoLDgp2/?taken-by=harinzeyart&hl=en

    6. So unbelievably real!

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BNaBUOUhPmQ/?taken-by=harinzeyart&hl=en

    7. Favorite one

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BNIU4MIheKz/?taken-by=harinzeyart&hl=en

    8. Even Mark ‘Zukaburg’ is here

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BMe64WEDb5a/?taken-by=harinzeyart&hl=en

    9. Big ups to this guy and all other talented Nigerian artists doing great things.

  • You guys remember the touching video of this scum-in-man’s-clothing who admitted he cheated on his girlfriend

    We even gave you the full gist here.

    This scum-like creature wasn’t even counting how many times he cheated!

    https://twitter.com/dianelomeli/status/832133351418912770

    1. Now, Twitter people have memefied it. They’ve used it to drag Buhari

    https://twitter.com/fayZuus/status/832743436503568390

    2. When Nigerian politicians finish the National Cake

    3. When Nigerian harmattan will not stay in one place

    4. All stubborn children, unite!

    5. When Nigerian mums want to be a nuisance

    https://twitter.com/TheDejiBalogun/status/832291520959102979

    6. People with anxiety can relate

    https://twitter.com/_shaniahx/status/833457845144260613

    7. They even came for Drake!

    8. Smokers are liable to ….

    https://twitter.com/CoonActivity/status/833063309339398146

    9. For Food Only

    https://twitter.com/whoareyouthox/status/832630300236673024

    10. Honestly, this is me

    https://twitter.com/rihajamil/status/832515120882278400

    11. Who else can relate so bad to this?

    12. If you read WhatsApp messages and don’t reply, you’re scum

    https://twitter.com/KingTooColdd/status/833358885801099267

  • 1. Saturdays that come with Owambes

    Like 4 or 5 weddings is very alright.

    2. A gallon of palm oil in their soup.

    Just because they can.

    3. Shouting at everything and shouting at nothing

    Because the whole neighbourhood must know they’re around.

    4. Gosip, gossip and more gossip.

    They come alive when it’s gossip-time.

    5. Pricing things and generally disturbing traders

    Yoruba mothers will price from N1000 to N100. Kuku carry it for free.

    6. Disturbing all the single ladies

    Immediately after NYSC, just submit your potential husband list.

    7. Using body language

    If you understand, you understand.

    8. Exaggerating everything possible

    Yoruba mothers will add spice, pepper and oil to the original gist.

    9. When you kneel down to greet your Yoruba mom’s friends, she’s like:

    Because you have proven she taught you home training.

    10. Yoruba mothers and Whatsapp broadcast messages

    Somebody, please seize their phones.

    11. When Yoruba mothers realize Whatsapp is not free

    12. When you now bring a spouse that is actually Yoruba

    Wedding o’clock!

  • 1. You, when you see fine boys

    What’s up boy?

    2. As you’re looking at the fine boy, another one passes by and you’re like

    See fine fish!

    3. You, talking to a fine stranger like you’ve known him since forever

    Because that’s how you roll.

    4. How you sprinkle ‘my dear’ and ‘sweetheart’ into every conversation you have

    Everybody is a ‘dear’.

    5. When you enter an office full of men, you’re like

    You’re a fisherwoman in a sea filled with fishes.

    6. When you buy a new see through top and you know how eyes will feast on you

    Game about to be lit!

    7. When people accuse you of being a flirt, you’re like

    Don’t loud it, abeg.

    8. When a guy looks ashy AF, but you still throw in a compliment because flirt

    If you don’t do it, who will?

    9. How your smile game is always 100% anytime you see boys

    Come rain or harmattan, your own is just to be smiling upandan.

  • 1. When you’ve not eaten breakfast and they’ve not opened by 9am

    Is this how I die early in the morning?

    2. When they serve you plenty rice and put a drop of stew

    That’s an abomination in my village!

    3. You, when they say plastic pack is N100

    Let’s be lying this lie small small o!

    4. When you now say you want to do eat-in and you see all the customers eating

    Nawa! Na real wa!

    5. You, when you want to buy plantain and they say it has finished

    You say wetin?

    6. And they say it with straight face!

    No, but are they not cruel?

    7. As if they are not aware that not having dodo is classified as crimes against humanity

    Okay, it’s not a crime yet, but someone should add it ASAP!

    8. When you give them N500 and they say they don’t have common N50 change

    I’m not really understanding all this!

    9. Your face, when they say you should leave the change

    In this recession? You must be a joker.

    10. When you realize that meat in amala section is more expensive than the meat in rice section, you’re like

    Things are not adding up in this place o!

    11. When you thought you bought jollof, but all you see is hair in your food

    Is this life?

  • You guys remember everyone’s favorite Instagram comedian, Twyse.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BO1qy7fgluT/?taken-by=twyse_116
    Sharply check out our favorite Twyse skits here.

    We were about to take our daily dose of laughs from his page when we saw this horror film.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BQf061qAAep/?taken-by=twyse_116

    It appears that one Oyinbo girl all the way from Poland has hacked baba’s account o!

    And this babe is even threatening to delete the account!

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BQf3u7PAs7a/?taken-by=twyse_116
    Aye le o!

    As ususal, Nigerians are very, very mad about it.

    It’s not a joking sturv.

    People are not taking it easy o!

    But how will the girl understand all this one now?

    Meanwhile, Twyse is using another account for now.

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BQjFyxPl8QD/?taken-by=taofeek_

    If that girl should delete all our favorite videos, she will hear it!

  • 1. So you’ve just been given one fantastic appointment that will bring plenty money

    2. You’re doing great things all around and paparazzi will not even let you rest

    3. Your salary is plenty, but there’s even more money just sitting there

    4. You’re trying not to look at it but the devil is opening your eyes

    5. So you kuku take small and keep straight face

    6. … and start buying small small houses upandan, nothing serious you know

    7. You even buy your son a small kabu-kabu jet

    8. When people say Dangote is the richest in Africa, you’re like:

    Yeah right!

    9. When people start carrying rumors that you’re stealing, you’re like:

    My hands are clean o! It’s only small I took o! Free me, abeg!

    10. And your correct boss even has your back!

    11. Your face, when you hear there’s a new boss in town and he’s asking for you

    12. You, looking for the devil that sent you to come and bail you out

    13. When you finally find the devil, it’s like

    14. That’s when you know your own has finished

  • Every day, Nigerians grow a little madder at the inefficiency of government officials and the general rot in the system. Recently, yours truly covered the Lagos Protests which Charly Boy, the Nigerian musician attended as well. Now, he has released a new single ‘Our Mumu Don Do’, a warning to all politicians about a revolution that will come sooner or later.

    Hopefully, more Nigerian artistes will follow in his footsteps. Who knows? The administration might just be forced to listen to us.

    Because this recession is about to kill us o!