• 1. Remember Gifty, former Big Brother Naija housemate?

    We wrote about Gifty and her ‘accent’ here.

    2. She got evicted after 28 days on the show

    3. And we thought we’d seen the last of her

    4. But she’s back with this banging photoshoot

    5. She maybe working on a project but no one knows for now

    6. We really can’t wait to see what Gifty 2.0 is up to

    7. Because she always slays!

  • Someone asked a seemingly simple question on Twitter

    https://twitter.com/machiavela/status/842681031631224833

    A question everyone really needs to ponder

    https://twitter.com/machiavela/status/842683979434266624

    1. And the replies were as hilarious as they were true. Time zone differences for one

    2. And one has visa

    3. Also, major school difference

    4. Sango is just here for sacrifices

    5. Wait, Sango breathes fire? Cool!

    6. But all na packaging sha

    7. But to be honest, Sango gets an A for his fire-breathing skills

  • 1. The delicious Ofe Onugbu

    As with any southern soup, Ofe Onugbu(Bitter leaf soup) is basically heaven sent. You can have it with any swallow but I recommend pounded yam!

    2. Ofe Akwu

    If you love Banga soup, you’ll love Ofe Akwu even more. Igbos typically serve it with yam or boiled plantain.

    3. The all-mighty Nkwobi

    If you don’t try this tastefully prepared cow-leg and sauce combo in Anambra, what are you really doing there?

    4. Let’s not forget the crispy and delicious Abacha

    The first time I tried this, my taste buds literally exploded with delight. Plus it’s so light-as in, African Salad- that you can eat as much as you want.

    5. We can never leave out Ukwa

    Made with African Breadfruit, this meal is rich in protein and can be prepared in a plain way or in a jollof way.

    If you love Ukwa, you’ll love Maggi’s #DeliciousNaija Onitsha episode

    Make sure to look out for the ‘Delicious Naija’ show at these times on your TV: 7:30 pm, Friday on Arewa24, 7:30 pm, Saturday on Africa Magic (Family), 5 pm, Sunday on NTA, OR just watch it online right now!
  • 1. When they start talking about code and APIs

    Are we still speaking English here?

    2. When they hear one important person is coming to Nigeria, they’re like

    “Mark Zuckerberg is here!!!”

    3. How they form gang and leave out all the olodo non-tech people

    Is it like that?

    4. When they want to do something on your HP laptop, they’re like:

    Because they’re using Mac now, nobody will hear word!

    5. When they now start saying you should learn how to code, you’re like:

    I’m not on seat!

    6. You, when they try to explain the meaning of API

    I’m just not understanding!

    7. When your computer is not having sense and they fix it with one tap

    You people are useful like this?

    8. When they now show you all the things you can do with technology

    I don’t believe it!

    9. Every techie you know and their Mac book:

    They can slap you if you touch it sef!
  • Every 22 March, the world celebrates World Water Day, but things are not as they seem

    Right now, the United Nations says it’s facing the worst humanitarian crisis since it was created in 1945, and 4 major countries will be affected by drought, famine and ultimately starvation

    1. Those countries include: Nigeria

    Northern Nigeria as well as the Lake Chad region is at serious risk. After suffering from terror attacks, extreme conditions may cause millions to die, including children. In some communities, all the toddlers have died, and adults are too weak to even walk.

    2. Somalia

    Somalia has suffered from terror-related conflict just like Northern Nigeria and in 2011, it suffered severe famine. Now, more than one million children under the age of 5 may die due to malnutrition this year.

    3. South Sudan

    The World’s youngest country, South Sudan’s famine is described as ‘handmade’, because of the 3-year-long civil war the country is currently facing. 7.4 million people need aid and 270,000 children face imminent death if they don’t get assistance.

    4. Yemen

    Yemen is the poorest Arab nation, but Saudi Arabia and Iraq are supporting two opposing factions that want to control the Yemeni government. The conflict has affected more than 12 million Yemenis who currently need both water and food.

    Want to help?

    UNHCR, Mercy Corps, Save The Children, UNICEF are some of the aid organisations helping to fight the crisis. Visit their websites for more information on how to donate.
  • A good number of things don’t add up in Nigeria. Social systems don’t work and maintenance of physical structures is a myth, but we at least thought we had gotten somewhere with the ease of carrying out transactions over the internet. More than 1.85 million students applied to write the UTME (Unified Tertiary Matriculation Exams)  in 2016, but the process remains crude.

    This clip from a concerned Twitter user tells its own story

    The people of Borno are still recovering from the horrors of the Boko Haram sect. Why should they go through any of this?

    It really doesn’t make sense that the Ministry of Education and JAMB(Joint Administration and Matriculation Board) don’t give top priority to students from the conflict-affected states in the North. For one, these kids have been forced to abandon their studies for years, surely the least we can do for them is make the learning process easier for them?

    The process of applying for and getting the JAMB form needs to be a lot easier for students nationwide.

    Is this really how JAMB officers do this thing? Turn form into petrol?

    The crudeness of the whole process is just galling.

    So it’s not only Borno? Exactly how many students are fighting to buy form like this?

    We’ve forgotten who the Minister for Education is (Do we have one?). But the person should kindly wake up from his or her slumber sometime this year.

  • South African artist and graphics designer, Tumi Sibambo, is making awesome pictures of people into drawings. Until the 31st of March, he’s making these kinds of portraits for his ‘Queen’s Crown’ collection for women. To have yours done from any part of Africa, just upload your photos on Facebook, Twitter or Instagram and tag #SibamboPortraitsQC

    1. This one he did for Women’s Day

    2. This one celebrating the beauty of family

    3. This beautiful portrait of Mahlalia, a South African gospel singer

    4. A lovely portrait of Miriam Makeba

    5. Aww, such a lovely baby

    6. This one about the horrible, xenophobic killings in South Africa

    7. Don’t you just want to get married right now?

    8. Love, love, love this one!

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BQu1vgeFTVT/?taken-by=sibambo_portraits

    9. Here’s how Tumi actually makes the portraits

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BRtHc4zFaf3/?taken-by=sibambo_portraits

    10. And look! Someone from Nigeria is getting a portrait done

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BR6SFJGlEaB/?taken-by=sibambo_portraits

    11. In a conversation with Z!koko, Tumi said he chooses to work with pens so he can challenge himself. Just look at Mark ‘Zookabug’ and his daughter

    12. He also told us he NEVER edits his work, even when he makes a mistake

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BRlBK5OFbW2/?taken-by=sibambo_portraits
    Don’t forget to get in the competition and tag us if you win!!!
  • 1. So you made the mistake of selling something to your friend

    The biggest mistake of your life o!

    2. And now they think your money is no more your money

    Why don’t you kuku kill me?

    3. Every time you want to ask them for it, they’re like

    4. Meanwhile, your own business is doing like this like that

    5. But see how these smart business people deal with onigbeses

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  • 1. This one about buttocks

    No matter how much the buttocks are in a hurry, they will always remain behindNigerian proverbs

    2. Why hasn’t this happened, really?

    A child can play with its mother’s breasts, but not its father’s testicles

    3. I have kuku said love is a scam

    It’s better to fall from a tree and a break your back than to fall in love and break your heart

    4. Why is there a fly on your scrotum in the first place?

    It requires a lot of carefulness to kill the fly that perches on the scrotum

    5. The man with the fufu has everything already

    Man wey carry Ogbono soup pot for hand, and the man wey carry fufu for head, na who go find who go?

    6. My anger is very hot, let’s put this to a test

    Anger, no matter how hot it is, can never cook yam.

    7. Why would anyone even do this?

    He who swallows a complete coconut have absolute trust in his anus

    8. Very useful for people who lack respect

    Snails don’t venture where horned animals gather

    9. I have done this, so….

    You cannot run and scratch your anus at the same time

    10. Truly and honestly

    There is no greater injustice than when anus farts, head receives a knock

    11. This makes sense, literally

    He who sleeps with itchy anus must wake up with smelly fingers

    12. So the handsomeness of the male monkey must be imaginary too

    The beauty of a female monkey is imaginary to the husband (Zambia)

    13. Poor goat!

    The frown on the face of a goat will not stop it from being priced in the market

    14. This is why aunties and uncles don’t mind their business!

    It takes a whole village to raise a child
  • This Twitter user asked a very important question

    https://twitter.com/MichelleHux/status/842446838275952640

    1. And the answers will make you say ‘same’

    2. Office politics is the worst

    3. Watching your weight is an adult problem

    4. The problems are uncountable, really

    5. Oh wow, certainly wish I could relate to this

    https://twitter.com/adrianshort/status/842446970128064515

    6. Draining, but it pays the bills, right?

    https://twitter.com/Nondescript424/status/842485438690529280

    7. Big problem, especially when you have those heavy ones that well swell like garri inside water

    https://twitter.com/BeingPerry/status/842479484947316736

    8. Where to work? Who to marry?

    https://twitter.com/SamuraiKnitter/status/842482711562506240

    9. Who else didn’t see this one coming?

    10. *Deep sigh*

    https://twitter.com/umyeahokthen/status/842476269732347905

    11. Feeling inadequate is a requirement for adulting

    12. Relationships are like a 24-hour job

    13. Saving money is good but it’s so hard!

    14. So true!

    https://twitter.com/TaurusBone/status/842934724716716032

    15. Does anyone ever really grow up?

    16. Adulting is just basically a scam

    https://twitter.com/therAfua/status/842458091388063744