Also: How much money do you need right now? Vol 71 | 11-03-2024 View in Browser Good morning, {$name}! 🌞 I’m not sure I considered this until the past weekend. But when the cost of living increases like ours has in the past few months, it threatens to choke and snuff the life out of […]

Nigerians are a paranoid group and our minds have been conditioned to be on high alert all the time because anything can go wrong at any time. If you are not sure you qualify as a Nigerian anymore, take a look at this list and see if they sound strange to you. You find money […]

. You spent a lot of your childhood and early teen years moping about how much your parents suck and whatnot. All you could think about was moving out and becoming your own boss. When you eventually got into adulthood and got emancipated, you realised that life was hell-bent on sucking you dry, such that, […]

Let’s throw it back to economics class in secondary school. Right before the voluminous notes you had to write got you wondering if education was really necessary. You’d remember your teacher telling you, “Human wants are unlimited and the resources to actualise these wants are limited, so scale of preference comes into play.” At that […]

Every grown Nigerian knows about ASUU and their hard-earned reputation. No judgments here; everybody must be known for something. At this point, ASUU or the news of any of their strikes shouldn’t really be news, but because these things affect hundreds of thousands of students, we can’t get that wish. So what is it this […]

Has anybody ever wondered why Nigerians are at the chilliest they can be on ATM queues. There may be grumbles and all when someone is taking too long with the machine, but nobody tries to take your place for the most part. But that’s not the deal right now. The ATM is cool and all, […]

If you go to a public Nigerian University, then you must have learned to develop a hate-love-hate relationship with ASUU. Strikes are a major inconveniences and shouldn’t be as rampant as they are in our institutions, but ASUU have gone on strike for a cumulative of 3 years since 1999 . See, they have this […]

There is a chance that you belong to the “God, when am I going to get my own car”? group. Well, I can’t answer that, for obvious reasons. I can ask you why you don’t go for the more convenient options of car-hailing services, though. Oh wait, I have the answer; they are either not […]

The year was 2960. The country had not yet become a post-apocalyptic wasteland because, at some point, we took climate change seriously. No section of present-day Nigeria had broken off to form a new country. Yes, the unlikely happened. Everyone set aside their differences and came together as a united front. Across the nation, the […]