• On August 28, 2025, the Nigeria Immigration Service (NIS) announced a sharp increase in passport application fees. The cost of the 32-page, 5-year passport has been raised from ₦50,000 to ₦100,000, and the 64-page, 10-year passport has risen from ₦100,000 to ₦200,000.

    This is the second year in a row that NIS has raised fees so drastically. In August 2024, the 5-year passport went from ₦35,000 to ₦50,000, while the 10-year option increased from ₦70,000 to ₦100,000.

    NIS claims it is trying to balance quality service delivery with accessibility. But raising prices does the exact opposite. It makes a basic form of identification unaffordable for many Nigerians. Both passport options now cost far more than the national minimum wage.

    This issue goes beyond passport fees. It reflects a troubling shift in government attitude—one that treats public services as revenue-generating tools rather than essential support systems.

    Public services as revenue generators

    The core purpose of public agencies is service delivery. That is what separates them from private businesses, which exist to make profit.

    But don’t take our word for it. Take the NIS mission statement, for example:

    “To strengthen the security and prosperity of Nigeria through proactive, effective and efficient border security and migration management.”

    When it comes to passports, the goal should be to help eligible Nigerians get their documents quickly and affordably. But under the Tinubu administration, there has been a clear shift. Agencies are now being pushed to generate revenue.

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    Another good example is the Nigeria Customs Service (NCS), which recently reintroduced a 4% Free on Board (FOB) levy on imports. This move is clearly aimed at boosting revenue.

    While revenue generation is part of the NCS mandate, the agency was already exceeding expectations. In the first quarter of the year, it achieved 106.47% of its revenue target. Despite this strong performance, there seems to be an unrelenting push to extract even more revenue, even if it comes at the expense of Nigerians’ quality of life.

    The levy was first proposed earlier in the year, but was paused after backlash from stakeholders. The Nigeria Employers’ Consultative Association (NECA) criticised the NCS for focusing on revenue instead of its core mandate of trade facilitation and economic development.

    NECA estimated that the levy would add ₦2.84 trillion in import costs, which would be passed on to consumers. That means higher prices, deeper poverty, and less investment.

    In February 2025, the NCS said it would pause the levy to consult with stakeholders. But in June, the Nigerian Senate raised the agency’s revenue target from ₦6.584 trillion to ₦10 trillion. By July, Comptroller-General Bashir Adeniyi announced the levy was back, saying: “We really do not have a choice. If you want to eat and lick better soup, we must be ready to fund it.”

    The stakeholders NCS promised to consult are still against the levy. The Manufacturers Association of Nigeria (MAN) has asked for it to be delayed at least until December 2025. But the government’s revenue goals seem to take priority.

    Vehicle importers say the levy will make cars unaffordable for most Nigerians. This means only the very rich will be able to buy vehicles if prices continue to rise.


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    At the end of last year, the Federal Airports Authority of Nigeria (FAAN) celebrated a significant increase in revenue. The agency reported ₦112 billion in earnings for 2024 which was more than double its 2023 revenue of ₦54 billion.

    This sharp rise was overseen by Olubunmi Kuku, the newly appointed Managing Director and Chief Executive of FAAN. A financial expert by background, her appointment by President Tinubu shows that boosting revenue is the main goal for his administration.

    Turning public agencies into profit centres makes basic services harder to access. We have already seen this with public university tuition hikes, which have made higher education feel like a luxury, forcing parents to pay as much as ten times the previous fees. For example, the University of Lagos increased its tuition from ₦21,000 to over ₦200,000 for some faculties. 

    Education is supposed to be a tool for social mobility. But when it becomes unaffordable, the gap between rich and poor only grows wider.

    Robbing Peter to pay Tinubu

    In July 2025, the International Monetary Fund (IMF) warned the Nigerian government to revise its budget due to falling oil prices. The 2025 budget of  ₦54.99 trillion is the biggest it has ever been and is almost double the 2024 budget of ₦27.5 trillion.

    With oil revenues lower than expected, the government is scrambling to fund its massive spending. Unfortunately, it seems the solution it has chosen is to squeeze Nigerians for every kobo.

    Ironically, the World Trade Organisation (WTO) Director-General Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala has urged President Tinubu to provide social safety nets. But this revenue-first approach is doing the opposite. It is making life harder for ordinary Nigerians.

    What makes this even more disturbing is the government’s plan to increase salaries for elected officials, citing “economic challenges.” Yet there is no plan to raise the minimum wage to reflect those same economic challenges. These new salaries will be funded by reaching into the pockets of already struggling Nigerians.

    With this administration, it seems only the political elite get to “lick better soup.”

    What can you do to change this?

    • Use whatever platform you have, including social media, to raise awareness and demand that the government prioritises service delivery over revenue generation.
    • Start online petitions targeting specific issues (e.g. demanding that passport fees be reduced or that the increase in elected officials’ salaries be stopped). Platforms like this one are fairly easy to navigate.
    • Call your representative in the National Assembly (NASS). The Senate Committee on Customs raised the NCS revenue target and demanded the resumption of the FOB levy. NASS must be pressured to reverse these decisions that make life harder for Nigerians. To find the contact details of the lawmaker representing your constituency at NASS, click here.
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  • Bolu* (27) had a simple plan: spend a week in London with loved ones, head to Spain for a birthday trip, then return to life in Lagos. But everything changed when his backpack — carrying his passport, laptop, and phone — vanished on a train. 

    Just when it felt like all hope was lost, two close friends, Akin (31) and Kayode (28), stepped in and pulled off what felt like a real-life heist movie.

    This is Bolu’s story, as told to Daniel Orubo. 

    I arrived in London from Lagos in late March 2025. The plan was to enjoy a week with family and friends before heading to my main destination: Spain. I’d spend a few days in Barcelona before going to Tenerife for a friend’s 30th birthday celebration. 

    My first stop was my grandma’s house. While heading out to see a friend, she told me to hold my phone tight because of the city’s rising theft rate. I had visited London about four times before, but this was the first time she had given me that warning. 

    It took less than a day for the warning to make sense.

    I was heading back to her place, checking Google maps, when a masked man on a bike tried to snatch my phone. It happened quickly, but I had a tight grip, so he couldn’t pull it away. Seconds later, I saw him grab a woman’s phone a few feet away and speed off. I was a bit shaken watching her scream and chase after the guy, but I just felt lucky it wasn’t me. 

    The next day, I was in a great mood, feeling like I’d conquered London. So I headed to Borough Market with a friend to try the Instagram-famous strawberry and chocolate dessert, which was delicious — London strawberries and Lagos strawberries are not mates. Then we capped it off with an incredible Michael Jackson show at the Prince Edward Theatre. 

    I was on a high while heading back to my friend’s house, but that was when my luck finally ran out. 

    Earlier that day, I’d packed my backpack with my MacBook, a change of clothes, my passport, some cash ($150 and ₦30k), and my second phone. I remember having my backpack on the seat next to me on the train one moment, and the next, I was getting off without it. I nearly had a panic attack when I realised. 

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    The train had already left, so I lodged a complaint at the station, but it was almost midnight, and the staff couldn’t do much. Luckily, my second phone was in the bag, so I checked Find My. It said the phone was about two kilometers away, in the opposite direction. I couldn’t make sense of it because it had only been a few minutes since I noticed my backpack was missing. 

    I was devastated, so I called Akin, one of my guys who lived nearby, and went to crash at his place. Kayode, his brother and one of my closest friends, was also there. 

    As much as I appreciated being around loved ones, I couldn’t sleep that night. I kept tossing and turning, frantically trying to retrace my steps. I was holding out hope, convinced that the station would call with good news, and choosing to ignore the confusing locations Find My kept showing me. But as the hours passed, I started to feel defeated. I was sad about my MacBook and the Spain trip I was about to miss, but I was mostly worried about not having my passport in a foreign country. 

    A friend I spoke to in Nigeria reassured me that I could always go to the embassy and get a travel document to return home. I had some clarity on what to do next, but it didn’t erase my crushing disappointment. 

    After going through the five stages of grief in two days, a glimmer of hope finally appeared. 

    I received an alert from Monzo, the digital bank I use in London, that a transaction on my card had been denied at a store. Thankfully, Monzo’s notification included the exact time and location of the transaction: 11:16 am at Ilford. I checked Find My again, and it confirmed that my phone was in the same area, about 3 minutes away from the store.  

    I told Akin and Kayode, and they immediately swung into action. They’d stayed optimistic about finding at least my passport — especially Akin. The moment I showed them the notification, they didn’t even let me take a shower. We hopped on a train and began the one-hour and 30-minute journey to Ilford.

    When we got to the store, the woman at the counter was surprisingly open to helping. She said we could check the CCTV footage, but we’d have to wait six hours for her boss to arrive. I was ready to give up, but Akin wasn’t having it. He offered to pay the boss to return early. That seemed to show her how serious we were, so she called someone else who could operate the CCTV. He said he’d be there in about 45 minutes.

    While we waited, we decided to do some investigating of our own. Find My was still showing the phone in a nearby building, so we snuck in and started going floor by floor — 11 floors in total — pinging the device as we moved, hoping to hear a sound.

    On the eighth floor, Find My suddenly changed from “5 mins ago” to “Now.”

    There were four flats on that floor, but only one had the lights on. We took it as a sign. Akin knocked on the door, and a white girl opened it. The moment she saw the three of us, she shut the door, then came back with a friend.

    We explained that we were tracking a stolen phone, but they both looked confused. They said they were just 17 and babysitting their brother. They gave us details about the other tenants on the floor and wished us luck with our search. I thanked them for their help and gave them my number to reach out if they saw anything. 

    We continued checking other floors, but the location kept shifting — “3 mins ago,” then “Now” again when we returned to the eighth floor. We were sure the phone was on that floor; we just couldn’t prove it.

    Since it was almost time for the CCTV guy to arrive, we returned to the store. When he got there, he pulled up the footage for us. We watched closely as a guy in a hoodie showed up around the time of the attempted transaction — we were sure it was him, but he paid in cash.

    Then, right before the clock hit 11:17, we saw three girls walk in. One of them pulled out my red Monzo card to pay. It declined, and they played it off, then paid with cash.

    Two of the girls were the same ones who had answered the door on the eighth floor.

    We ran back to the building, armed with the video evidence. We knocked gently at first, but they didn’t answer. Akin eventually lost his patience and started banging on the door, shouting that we had proof and would call the police if they didn’t hand over the backpack.

    They started screaming from behind the door, denying everything and telling us to leave.

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    We tried calling the police, but the call wouldn’t go through. So Akin told me to head to the nearest station and get someone in person. On my way down, I ran into a lovely Jamaican woman in the lift who pointed out she hadn’t seen me in the building before. I gave her the gist of what was happening, and she was instantly invested.

    She told me I didn’t need to go all the way to the station — I just needed to call the emergency number, 999. She even helped me explain everything over the phone. The police said they’d be there in about an hour.

    I went back upstairs to make sure no one tried to leave while Kayode and Akin waited downstairs for the police. As I stood there, a Black guy showed up and asked if I was the one banging on his door — the girls had called for backup.

    He walked into the house, and I quickly called Kayode to come upstairs in case things escalated. A moment later, the guy came back out with two girls. One was carrying a massive Ghana-Must-Go-type bag filled with bras and underwear. She said she was going to a doctor’s appointment, but I told her they couldn’t leave until I found my backpack.

    Kayode joined us, and we all agreed to head downstairs to sort it out. It was becoming clear the guy had no idea what was really going on. As we explained, you could see it click for him that he’d been lied to.

    By the time we got downstairs, the police had arrived and were speaking to Akin. That clearly rattled the girls. The one holding the bag tried to hand it off to the other, but she refused.

    The guy pulled them aside to get the truth. That’s when they dropped the bag, and there it was: my backpack, buried under a sea of underwear.

    I checked to find the money gone — I’m still not sure what ₦30k was supposed to do for them in London — but my MacBook, passport, and second phone were still there. 

    It felt surreal.

    The guy apologised, saying he thought he was coming to defend his friends. Then the two girls ran off. We finally went upstairs to tell the police we’d found my backpack.

    They asked if I wanted to press charges, but I said no. I was too relieved, too tired.

    As I said that, the girl who opened the door started screaming, demanding an apology for banging on their door. Kayode, who had been calm all through, finally lost it. He started screaming at her, but the police asked us to let it go.

    They praised us for our detective work and told me I could still press charges later if I changed my mind. The case was now on file.

    As we walked away, I could only think: Thank God for my guys. Because of them, I left with my passport, MacBook, and a hell of a story.


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  • If you have a Nigerian passport, you know the shege your eyes saw before you got it. Because of how hard it is to get a passport renewed in this country, we came up with 20 ways to get yours as quickly as you like.

    Visit your babalawo beforehand

    Your babalawo should be your plug for things like this. Call him and ask for a powder to make the officers do everything you say. When you get to the immigration office, just scream, “I WANT MY PASSPORT RIGHT NOW”. If they don’t give you your passport immediately, come and fight us at Zikoko.

    Have a politician parent

    Imagine your mum or dad is a politician and you need a passport, you’ll get it faster than Asake releases songs. It’s not too late to get them to run for council chairman ahead of February 2023.

    RELATED: 5 Simple Ways To Punish Your Politician Parents

    Be a politician yourself

    Power stops nonsense. Buhari will never wait to get his passport. So, our advice to you is buy a ticket and run for president. Don’t worry, you already have our vote at Zikoko. 

    Sleep in front of the immigration office

    You’re not ready to get your passport if you can’t sleep in front of the immigration office. Just sleep there for three nights in a row, and they’ll have no choice but to give you a passport just to get rid of you. Or they might seek soldiers on you, but it’s worth the risk, right?

    Fast and pray 

    For seven days, fast and pray like your life depends on it because without your passport how will you japa. Then march to the immigration office and demand what belongs to you, your passport.

    Go with a placard to protest

    If you’re serious about getting your passport, you’ll write, “PLEASE, GIVE ME MY PASSPORT”, on a placard and take it to the passport office where you’ll start singing, “We no go gree ooo”. Just make sure you go with people. The more, the merrier.

    Just cry

    This one is 50/50 because, you might cry from now till Buhari’s next checkup in London, and they won’t answer. But you might shed a few drops of tears, and they’ll pity you. Goodluck sha.

    Pretend you’re Barack Obama’s relative

    Everyone knows who Barack Obama is, so when you get to the immigration office, just tell them you’re related to him. Tip: get someone to help you photoshop a photo of you playing ludo with Barack Obama in the White House compound.

    Pretend to be pregnant

    People usually feel bad for pregnant women. So when you get to the passport office, just start crying. Tell them that as a pregnant woman, life is hard and you haven’t been able to go for checkups because your hospital is overseas. 

    Look for a big aunty or uncle with connections

    That uncle or aunty that you don’t like probably has connections at the immigration office. When you see them, greet them and compliment them very well. Then beg them to help your life. 

    RELATED: Imagine a Judgemental Nigerian Aunty is Your Therapist

    Get a scholarship in a university overseas

    If you tell the officials you were awarded a master’s scholarship abroad, they’ll rejoice with you and immediately make sure you get your passport.

    Tip the officials when you leave

    We didn’t say bribe ooo; we said tip them. When you’re done applying for a passport, just give them like ₦5k each and say, “Please, help me manage this”. 

    Don’t wear ashawo skirt or shorts

    All the mummies and daddies at the immigration office will answer you once they see you’re wearing a dress that’s dragging on the floor or a proper suit.

    Do your best “Emilokan” impression

    If you can do this and do it well, you’ll get your passport on the spot.

    Marry an ambassador

    All your ambassador spouse would have to do is call them at the immigration office, and gbam, you have your passport. So when you pick your future partner, do it wisely.

    Tell them you have to fly out for surgery

    Ok, so we’re aware this isn’t the best lie to tell, but you really don’t have a choice, so just try your luck. 

    Be respectful 

    Old Nigerians will rather starve than be disrespected. At the immigration office, prostate or kneel down when you want to greet someone. If you see an officer carrying something, help them carry it to wherever they’re going. 

    Tell them you want to run away from some area boyz

    They might be worried for your safety and consider giving you your passport in like two to three days.

    Cover up your tattoos and piercings

    If you think you’ll get your passport with tattoos all over your body, you’re a joker. You have two options, don’t bother applying for a passport and never leave this country, or cover up your tattoos, remove those extra earrings, and get your passport.

    Don’t give up

    Go there five days in a row. They’ll eventually get tired of seeing your face by the sixth, and they’ll give you your passport.

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  • Finally, we can all now get a red passport!

    For the record, it’s a pan-African passport which was launched on July 17 during the 27th African Union Summit in Kigali, Rwanda.

    However, the first recipients of this passport were Idriss Deby, who is the Chairperson of the African Union and President of Chad, and Rwandan President, Paul Kagame.

    The passport was launched in an effort to promote opening of borders and more efficient trans-African relations.

    According to officials of the AU, the passport will be available in 5 languages including French, English and Swahili and will also have high security features.

    By 2018, the passport will be available to citizens of the 54 member-countries of the African Union except Morocco, which left the Union in 1984.

    Some Africans couldn’t be more thrilled at this development.

    And can’t wait to start travelling across Africa.

    Some others believe this passport only confirms a certain stereotype – although this is highly illogical.

    Africa certainly has more things to worry about than a general passport.

    The passport should be made readily available for citizens.

    There are no details about the registration process for this passport. However, we hope it makes travelling across Africa more convenient.

  • You travelled for business? Pleasure? It doesn’t quite matter which. All that matters is that you temporarily escaped the mad house of your beloved Nigeria.  Temporarily. And now, it is finally time to go back. Long sigh.  We know exactly how you feel. Because every time you’ve had to go back, you are like:

    1. Kai, it’s time to go already?

    Abroad, I’m gonna miss you.

    2. You are already thinking about your next trip.

    3. Then you spy all those Nigerians at the boarding gate…

    Supporters club of life and destiny.

    4. And you’re real happy to hear folk speaking a familiar language.

    Doesn’t matter if you are Yoruba and they are speaking Tiv, Naija knows Naija.

    5. Until the familiar Nigerian energy starts making you tired inside.

    Nigerian reiatsu is on permanent Bankai.

    6. And when one of them inevitably begins to mix it up with the flight officials, you are like..

    7. Because, right now…

    8. But when you run into the Nigerian celebrity who’s traveling back on the same flight as you, you remember your roots once more.

    No one is above famzing.

    9. That time when the plane touched down in Lagos, and everyone clapped for the pilot.

    Jesus took the wheel.

    10. When your luggage that is filled with abroad shopping appears not to be coming onto the conveyor belt in baggage claim.

    Blood of Jesus!

    11. Praying in tongues so the customs people don’t check your bags and discover all the shopping you brought back from Dubai.

    Tax is not my portion, IJN!

    12. You are frantically looking for Naira to settle the airport lackeys, but you mistakenly pull out hard currency.

    Choi! Na you mess up.

    13. When someone asks you how you are leaving the airport so they can hitch a ride.

    Look at my passport very well, I am Nigerian, not a Samaritan.

    14. When your relatives and friends who came to pick you up are asking “what did you bring for us?”

    My friend, better enter duty free and buy KitKat, now now.

    15. When you step out of departures and are greeted by that blast of hot, humid air.

    Welcome back to Nigeria. Driver, please turn the air conditioning all the waaaay up.