1. So you’ve just finished NYSC and your adulting has fully begun
Yes o!
2. And all your mates are running up and down trying to get a job
Applying up and down!
3. But you’re not really bothered because your uncle at NNPC told you to bring your CV after NYSC
I’m not even bothered.
4. And even your aunty at CBN has told you to put your mind at rest
I’ve got zero worries!
5. When you see your mates busy applying to banks up and down, you’re like
2 or 3 jobs are already waiting for me sha!
6. How you get yourself ready to see your uncles and aunts that have promised you the world
Let me slay for them!
7. How you give them plenty missed calls when they don’t want to pick up
What’s happening here?
8. You, when you go to their office and their secretary says they’re not around
So whose car did I see outside?
9. When you now try applying for other jobs but they’re all closed
I have finished myself!
10. You, when you see your mates going to work and you’re still jobless
Take me with you now!
11. When you see your aunties and uncles at family weddings, you’re like
You people don’t kuku have shame.
12. The next time a family member says you should bring your CV, you’re like
I don’t want!
Although people on the internet like to put the whole world through a major overkill of latest trends (e.g the Dab- we hope it dies soon), the mannequin challenge seems to be the best of them all.
Despite being in the not-so-wonderful NYSC camp, some corp members made the best of their parade/match past.
After serving really amazing drumming skills on the parade ground, these Ogun corpers did the mannequin challenge and it was pretty dope. Don’t hate, just watch this:
And while many of us aren’t even over this teaching idea, a civil society organisation, Buhari Youth Organisation, believes the NYSC service year should be devoted to farming.
According to their spokesman, Abdul-Waheed Odunuga, the NYSC scheme needs to restructured so that graduates can help boost Nigeria’s agricultural sector during their service year.
He suggested the state and federal governments create farms where graduates can learn agriculture and farm while serving the country.
Instead of them to suggest realistic solutions to the unemployment problem in Nigeria, they’re talking about farming.
Anyway, the corpers can kuku use the farming as an excuse to join fitfam, muscle cannot waste.
Or they could just start one farm in their backyard, don’t say we don’t do anything for you guys.
In this age where graduates of developed countries are making ground-breaking discoveries, some people still believe Nigerian graduates would be better off learning a trade.
Nigeria will only keep up with the rest of the world if opportunities can be provided for its citizens to improve the failing sectors in the country.
1. When they ask for your size but still give you the one that is 5 times too big.
What was now the point, ehn?
2. You, trying to find jungle boots that are actually your size:
The struggle is real.
3. When you try on your khakis for the first time.
Hay God!
4. When you finally discover the real use of the NYSC cap.
Helping corpers sleep since 1973.
5. When you go to Mami market and hear “N1,000 to slim-fit.”
Ah! Are you sewing me aso-ebi?
6. How you think you look in your khakis vs. How you actually look:
The truth can pain.
7. When you realize the NYSC belt is actually just a useless rope.
The belt will be doing as if you’re begging it to hold your trouser.
8. How your khakis shrink after one wash:
The worst.
9. When you go out in your khakis and everyone suddenly thinks they know you.
Can you not?
10. When strangers shout “corper wee!” and actually expect you to reply “waaa!”
See this one.
11. How you look at people who somehow manage to look good in their khakis:
You think this is fashion week.
12. When road safety allows you pass because you’re wearing your khakis.
THE BEST!
13. You, running to go and change immediately clearance is over.
