If a Nigerian man has shown you pepper, I greet you. Welcome to this quick class on how to prevent once bitten, twice shy. Have a seat and let’s go through this. 1) Anytime he’s going out, tell him to handover his penis. Prevention is better than cure. 2) Consult babalawo for juju. Flip the […]
As we all know, the devil is learning work where Nigerian women are. These queens of wickedness are out to destroy hearts and occasionally, a gullible Nigerian man falls for them and gets his heart broken. To get over their heartbreak, you often find men doing one (or all) of these five things: 1. Drink […]
What does it mean to be a man? Surely, it’s not one thing. It’s a series of little moments that add up. “Man Like” is a weekly Zikoko series documenting these moments to see how it adds up. It’s a series for men by men, talking about men’s issues. We try to understand what it […]
Fapping. Beating your meat. Polishing the banister. Playing 5-on-1. Self-loving. Tapping into your potential. Finding Nemo. For something that has so many alternate names, masturbation remains a taboo topic in Nigeria, thanks to a society saturated with religion and purity culture. It’s a rite of passage virtually every man goes through at some point in […]
Here’s a common Twitter scenario: A woman posts a tweet saying “This man’s birthday is coming and I don’t know what to get him.” Some clowns will quote the tweet, saying she should give him 1,500 and boxers. Since women are always so confused about things Nigerian men actually want, we the nice people at […]
Look at your bank account balance. That’s Adam’s fault.
This is based on a true life story…or not. 1) How you party: At 21: Like a beast. At 25: With small restraint and paracetamol the next morning. At 30: On your bed because Jesus didn’t die for this. 2) How you communicate: At 21: BBM. At 25: Twitter and Whatsapp. At 30: Email only. […]
Nigerians in open relationships may not be the most conventional or popular couples to exist, but they do exist and their experiences vary.
As a Nigerian man who is an average cook, I know how real the struggle can be. So, I made a list of things that you’ll relate to if you love mixed vegetables and feel a sense of pride whenever you add green pepper to anything. 1. You, trying to decide between cooking rice and […]
What some Nigerian toasters call toasting is actually “Sexually Harass Toasting”. Done with zero charm and zero appeal.
Fortunately or unfortunately for you people (readers), I have a lot of male friends who are not afraid to have some of the less talked about conversations. Seeing as there is some free time at hand, I decided to ask them individually some of the more honest questions many men don’t talk about. The theme […]
Some of the things Nigerian men do when relating with women are subtly misoginystic and extremely annoying. We made a list of the most recurring ones.
You want to talk to a beautiful woman in public, but you don’t know how or what to say; here’s a list of things you should absolutely not do or say.
We can’t get over Oby’s experience.
Are you a single man in Nigeria? Don’t worry, we know some of your struggles.
The Yoruba Demons are back again. Guard yourself.
Gather round, boys and girls. Class is in! Here’s how to spot married Nigerian men. Stay woke.
“If you die on top of man, he will bring a girl to your funeral”
‘Let me enter, I won’t move’.
Someone is looking for a Nigerian man that will sing for her.
Lagos men and their wahala.
He compared a vagina to a fan belt.
Here's a rabbit hole of stories to lose yourself in:
The toaster goes after what they want, while the toasted waits for it to come to them.
Can you get at least 10/15?
Are you a drunk with expensive taste?
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