a.k.a. The Children of Chimamanda Manifesto

Are you a single man in Nigeria? Don’t worry, we know some of your struggles.

The Yoruba Demons are back again. Guard yourself.

Gather round, boys and girls. Class is in! Here’s how to spot married Nigerian men. Stay woke.

Only one question. Only one.

Please just stop.

“If you die on top of man, he will bring a girl to your funeral”

‘Let me enter, I won’t move’.

Someone is looking for a Nigerian man that will sing for her.

They beat him until he fell inside a gutter.

Lagos men and their wahala.

He compared a vagina to a fan belt.