• Every week, Zikoko seeks to understand how people move the Naira in and out of their lives. Some stories will be struggle-ish, others will be bougie. All the time, it’ll be revealing.


    Nairalife #296 bio

    Let’s talk about your earliest memory of money

    At 14, I got my first job at a movie rental, earning ₦500/week. It wasn’t an actual job, to be honest. I was in SS 3, preparing for my JAMB exams, and usually finished early from school. 

    My mum decided it was best I waited in the rental shop until she returned home from work. I started helping the shop owner attend to customers, and she paid me for my help. The pay wasn’t regular, and I spent it on suya whenever it came. I also bought airtime for my mum a few times. 

    What was the financial situation at home like?

    We were comfortable. My sperm-donor father decided he didn’t want the responsibility and left when I was about a year old, so it was just me and my mum for a long time. My mum worked at a multinational, and she drove me to school every day before she went to work. We also lived in an estate, so yeah, I’d say we were pretty comfortable. 

    My mum remarried shortly after I entered the university in 2007. I remember a friend asking why I wasn’t angry that my mum was “replacing” my father. How do you replace someone who was never there? 

    Plus, my bonus dad is a good man. He has been in the picture since I was in secondary school as my mum’s “friend”. They came clean about their relationship after I entered uni. I think that was their way of making sure I was grown enough to adjust. I honestly didn’t mind. It also didn’t hurt that my bonus dad started spoiling me with money.

    Define spoiled

    He started giving me a ₦25k monthly allowance even though he knew my mum already sent ₦10k/month. He worked in transportation and started doing cute things like bringing me clothes and fashion accessories whenever he returned from his regular travels. 

    My bonus dad even told me to always call him first for whatever I needed. I used to joke that he didn’t need to buy my love because I already accepted him.

    That’s so sweet. Aside from the allowance, did you have any other income source in uni?

    I had a stint selling earrings in the 200 level. I actually started the business by accident. I was wearing one of the earrings my dad bought me when a coursemate said she liked it. 

    I showed her the other pieces; she picked one and paid me ₦1k. The next day, someone else expressed interest in my earrings. That’s when it clicked that I could sell them. So, I told my dad to buy me a few more pieces, and I started selling. 

    I’m not sure how much profit I made since my dad refused to let me pay, but I sold each piece for between ₦1k and ₦1500. I did that for two months and stopped when I had to leave the university.

    Why did you leave?

    I started hearing talk about how the uni wasn’t accredited. It was a fairly new private university that had about three sets of graduated students. Those students kept complaining that they were stuck and couldn’t go for NYSC because of the accreditation issue. 

    My parents thought it was too risky for me to stay, hoping the issue would be resolved before I graduated, so I left in 2009. By the time I left, I’d secured another admission to a college of health to study community health extension work, so I just changed schools.

    What do community health extension workers do in Nigeria?

    So, they also call them “CHEW”. They’re the health workers you see wearing ash-colour uniforms in primary health centres. CHEWs typically work in semi-rural communities with limited access to health care. 

    I was studying nursing at the uni I left, and when I had to leave, a friend of my mum recommended the CHEW course. I felt like both courses were one and the same, so I didn’t object. I was happy as long as I went to school like my friends.

    It doesn’t sound like you were thrilled about the course

    I didn’t know what I wanted to do, actually. I didn’t even choose nursing. My mum wanted me to study medicine, but a lecturer at the university suggested nursing to increase my chances of getting admission since medicine was competitive. It’s not like anyone forced the course on me. I didn’t have strong opinions about any other course, so I just agreed.

    I did end up liking CHEW. However, I didn’t have time to consider business opportunities because the course required me to go on unpaid work experience placements in health centres. But my parents still gave me the ₦35k monthly allowance, so I was never broke. 

    I assume that means ₦35k was enough to give you a good life

    It was. I lived alone in an apartment that my parents paid for, and I didn’t like cooking, so I constantly bought food. ₦35k was enough to feed me for a whole month, take me to and fro school and still have a little extra to buy perfumes and look good. 

    However, the allowance stopped after I finished school in 2012, and I suddenly knew what broke meant. I mean, I lived with my parents, and they fed me. But a young woman needs to have money in her account, you know?

    Right. So, what did you do?

    I started job-hunting. I found one at a private hospital, but at ₦30k/month, the salary was ridiculous. To make matters worse, I was practically working as both a CHEW and nurse. I worked nights, assisted in surgery and lab work, and attended to patients. It was exhausting.

    I worked at the hospital for about two years and survived only by taking additional locum (or temporary) gigs here and there. The gigs were shift-based, so I took them when I was off duty at my hospital job. I usually did at least one locum gig monthly during those two years, which usually brought an extra ₦20k – ₦30k. 

    There were also random money tips from patients — nothing big, but substantial enough that I hardly touched my salary for transport costs. I still lived at home, so I only spent money on transport, food at work and the occasional snack for my siblings. 

    I’m not sure if I can accurately say I was balling on that salary because I didn’t even have time to ball. But I became a super saver. In some months, I saved as much as ₦30k. Work was stressful, but at least I was getting the hang of my finances. 

    Why did you only work at the hospital for two years, though?

    I was pursuing government work for job security and better pay. My mum’s friend found me a plug who claimed he had the right connections to get me the job. So, I quit the hospital on impulse, thinking the government job was sure. I think the matron annoyed me that day, and I was just like, “To hell with your job madam.” 

    Two weeks after quitting, my “sure plug” disappointed me. This was in 2015.

    Yikes. So you were effectively jobless

    I had about ₦400k in my savings, but I knew the money wouldn’t last if I didn’t get another job. I’d also hoped the government job would give me an excuse to leave home and rent an apartment.

    I was in a relationship with my boyfriend (now husband), and it was difficult to do relationship things while still living with my parents. If I wasn’t at work, I had to explain why I was going out and I didn’t like it. But since the job didn’t come through, I just had to double my hustle.

    Locum jobs came to the rescue again, and I did that for a while. I still found full-time opportunities at hospitals, but I didn’t think they were worth it. All the jobs I saw offered between ₦40k and ₦60k, and it didn’t make sense to me. I preferred to do only a few shifts a month and get ₦20k than stress myself working full-time. I managed till 2016 when I decided to pursue a career selling real estate.

    How did real estate enter the picture?

    My boyfriend was a video editor who often worked with a real estate company. He was always talking about how there was money in the industry. He told me all about how the company paid affiliate marketers 10% of whatever they helped to sell and tried to encourage me to try it as a side hustle.

    At first, I didn’t consider it because I didn’t see myself as the person who had the courage to convince people to buy things, not to talk of expensive real estate. 

    But by 2016, I was already tired of my work as a CHEW. Career and income growth opportunities were limited, except I worked in the government or returned to school to upgrade to nursing or public health. 

    So, I decided to give the real estate thing a try.

    How did it go?

    The company gave me access to pictures and videos of the landed property and buildings available on sale. I could also visit the sites to take pictures by myself. Once I got a client, I’d direct them to pay, and the company would give me my cut.

    It seemed straightforward enough, but the hard part was selling. I designed my WhatsApp status and Facebook page with different pictures and videos of properties, but nobody came to buy. 

    I didn’t make any sales in the first eight months. By then, I’d pretty much stopped taking locum jobs because I was always going from one site to another. My mum didn’t understand why I left a reputable job to sell houses, but my dad was supportive and always helped me with transport fare. 

    Tell me about that first sale 

    It was a ₦3m plot of land. The buyer came from Facebook, and I remember being wary that someone I didn’t know was willing to trust me with millions. 

    I should note that I’d grown from only posting pictures of properties. To build credibility, I’d also started posting short articles about real estate: pieces about documents to look out for when buying land, regulatory bodies for buildings, etc. I thought it made me seem more professional and knowledgeable about what I was selling.

    Anyway, the man bought the land, and I got my ₦300k commission. I was so excited. It’d taken me about a year to save ₦300k, and I made it just like that. It fueled my resolve. I was like, “This real estate? We’ll make this money there.”

    Energy!

    I worked for that company for about two years and earned an average of ₦700k/year. 

    One thing about real estate is that it’s a lot easier to sell after you’ve made your first few sales. This is because the people you sell to likely have friends in the same income bracket, and they can easily refer those friends to a trusted person (which is you). 

    In 2019, the company offered me a role as a real estate consultant. My job basically involved handling social media marketing, planning property showings, and offering investment advice. I took the role because it came with a sure ₦150k salary, and I’d still get my 10% commission for every sale I facilitated.

    I made good money in 2019. I was still saving most of my income but began keeping half of my savings in dollars on a Fintech app. A friend in finance suggested that because I was just piling money up and didn’t know what to do with it. At least, with dollars, my money wouldn’t reduce in value. 

    By the end of 2019, I had close to $3k and another ₦2m in my savings. Then I got married.

    Did marriage come with some financial responsibility?

    Yes. I think marriage was my first introduction to adulthood. Before the wedding, my husband and I agreed he’d handle the big bills like rent and utility bills while I’d assist with feeding. I feel like I played myself because feeding isn’t a small bill at all. 

    While I lived with my parents, I didn’t have any business with the food bill. I dropped the random ₦10k to support, but I didn’t know just how much food cost.

    Imagine my shock after I got married and realised I was spending ₦20k weekly to cook for only two people.

    Then, the pandemic happened, and my husband couldn’t get as many videography gigs because there were no events. I had to take on more bills at home. Property sales also reduced, and my bosses slashed my salary to ₦75k for about six months since nothing was coming in. We had to rely on my savings for almost all of 2020. 

    Thankfully, things picked back up in 2021, and we’ve mostly gone back to my husband handling the major bills.

    What’s your monthly income like these days?

    I still work with the real estate company on ₦250k/month, but most of my income comes from my commissions and realtor dealings on the side. 

    I started my own mini realtor business in 2022 to have direct access to sellers and not have to share commissions with real estate companies. I can negotiate 15% – 20% with the original seller as my commission. 

    Of course, sales don’t happen monthly, and it can take several months to make a huge sale. It has even gotten worse between 2023 and now. Before, I could be sure of at least ₦3m – ₦5m/year, but I’ve not made ₦1m this year.

    Why do you think that is?

    The economy. People aren’t buying as much these days. You’ll see one generic duplex and hear that the price is ₦150m. It’s usually people with dodgy income sources who can afford those types of houses, and they also expect you to shake body.

    What does “shake body” mean in this context?

    Sexual demands. This doesn’t happen all the time, but in this line of work, I’ve seen men who see a woman selling real estate and expect she’s ready to do anything to convince you to buy. I don’t know if some people do it, but I’m not chasing commissions that seriously. 

    I guess it’s just one of the job hazards. The economy is my major concern, and it doesn’t look like things will get better. I’m still sticking around to make enough money to build an investment portfolio and safety nets for whenever I have children. 

    What kind of investment options are you considering?

    That’s been one of my major financial headaches, actually. It’s easy for me to pile up money, but I get scared of the prospect of investing my money somewhere and losing it. 

    I still save in dollars, but I’m looking for options that will actually grow my money. I have $1k in Bamboo stocks and ₦1m in mutual funds, but I want to overcome my fear and diversify my portfolio. My savings—both in naira and dollars—are about ₦4m currently. 

    I notice you didn’t mention real estate investments 

    I can’t say this outside, but I don’t really believe in investing in real estate. It’s wild because that’s literally what I sell, but I don’t think I want to go that route, especially in Lagos. It’s not worth it. 

    Please tell me more

    It’s just really problematic. If you decide to buy land, you have to accept the possibility of the government or one random person contending with you for it. You can choose to buy in an estate, but those are often overpriced with plenty of hidden charges. To get a decently priced piece of land in Lagos, you have to enter the bush.

    If you decide to just leave the land and buy a house outright, that also comes with some risk. I’ve worked with these guys; some just build with substandard materials. Plus, I don’t like how new buildings all have tiny windows and high roofs. I prefer to build based on my specifications. But that also comes with the challenge of the ridiculously high cost of building materials. 

    Even if I close my eyes now and buy land, who knows how much cement and paint will cost when I’m ready to build? Let me not say never sha. If I see free money, I can buy land in my village. But this Lagos? I don’t want to.

    Fair. Let’s break down your typical monthly expenses 

    I complained to my husband early this year about the rising cost of food, so he now gives me a ₦100k monthly allowance to support the food bill. It goes like this:

    Nairalife #296 expenses

    How would you describe your relationship with money?

    I think I’m still figuring things out. I hope to soon get to a point where I’m not just gathering money because I like seeing a heavy balance in my account but that my money is actually working for me. If I can hack investments and start earning passive income, I’ll be able to take a step back from real estate.

    What would you be doing if you took a break from real estate?

    Maybe I’ll try my hand at being a stay-at-home wife. Who am I kidding? I’ll probably die of boredom and return to selling land within a week.

    Haha. What’s one thing you want but can’t afford?

    A car. We have a 2007 Toyota Corolla, but my husband often uses it for his events, and I end up taking cabs to property showings. We can’t afford to maintain two cars right now — I’m even scared of checking how much a Tokunbo car costs now — but it will definitely make my life easier.

    How would you rate your financial happiness on a scale of 1-10?

    7. I’m not doing badly at making money. It’s just the bit about investing that I need help figuring out.


    If you’re interested in talking about your Naira Life story, this is a good place to start.

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  • In today’s Nigeria, many people think you can only invest if you’ve got plenty of extra cash after covering all your daily needs. But the truth is, you don’t need to start with a huge amount of money. The best way to start investing is to begin small—save a little bit at a time and then turn those savings into investments that give you higher returns. Investing is super important if you want to be financially free, but how do you know when it’s time to start? Here are five clear signs that show you need to start investing now, and how Bravewood can help you reach your financial goals.

    You’re Living Paycheck to Paycheck

    Meet Kemi, a young professional in Lagos who works tirelessly but finds herself scraping by at the end of each month. Despite a decent salary, her bank account is nearly empty by the time the next paycheck arrives. If you, like Kemi, find yourself constantly worrying about making it to your next payday, it’s a clear sign you need to start investing. Bravewood’s Prime plan offers a perfect blend of generous returns and withdrawal freedom, ensuring you have a financial cushion for emergencies and beyond.

    Prime: Your Ticket to Financial Flexibility

    – Minimum investment of ₦50,000

    – Up to 16% compounded daily 

    – Flexible monthly withdrawals

    – Top-up options anytime

    You Have Big Dreams for Your Children’s Future

    Uche and Amaka, proud parents of three, dream of sending their kids to the best schools. However, they’re aware that quality education in Nigeria comes with a hefty price tag. If you’re a parent with similar aspirations, investing in Bravewood’s Child plan can help secure your children’s educational journey.

    Child: Nurturing Your Little One’s Future

    – Higher interest rates than Prime

    – Penalty-free withdrawals during school fee periods

    – Multiple accounts for each child

    You’re Planning for Major Life Events

    Consider Tunde and Nneka, a couple planning their dream wedding. They realize that weddings, while beautiful, can be financially draining. If you’re saving for significant life events such as weddings, anniversaries, or even starting a new business, it’s a sign you need to invest. Bravewood Max offers jaw-dropping returns for those committed to disciplined saving.

    Max: The Ultimate Disciplined Investor’s Dream

    – Up to 22% interest per annum

    – Fixed tenors of 90, 180, or 365 days

    – Multiple goal-specific accounts

    You Want to Retire Comfortably

    Chinedu, a civil servant in Abuja, dreams of a peaceful retirement filled with travel and leisure. However, relying solely on a pension might not be sufficient to support this lifestyle. If you, like Chinedu, aspire to a comfortable retirement, it’s essential to start building your nest egg now. Bravewood Prime can help you accumulate substantial savings to ensure you live your best life post-retirement.

    You’re Ready to Make Your Money Work for You

    Zainab, an enterprising business woman in Kano, understands that keeping money idle in a savings account yields minimal returns. She wants her hard-earned money to work just as hard as she does. If you’re ready to unlock the potential of your savings and grow your wealth, it’s time to invest with Bravewood.

    Take the Next Step with Bravewood

    Recognizing these signs is the first step towards financial freedom. With Bravewood’s tailored investment plans, you can start making your money work for you, achieving both your short-term and long-term financial goals. Whether you’re looking to stop living paycheck to paycheck, secure your children’s future, plan for major life events, ensure a comfortable retirement, or simply maximize your savings, Bravewood has a plan to suit your needs.

    Don’t wait for the perfect moment to invest—create it with Bravewood. Join our community of smart investors today and watch your wealth grow.

  • You stop seeing the typical Nigerian tweets

    So you mean no one is insulting another person’s daddy over a small disagreement? Where am I?

    But you see “.eth” everywhere

    Once you start seeing usernames that end with “(3,3)”, mentally take off your shoes and brace yourself. You’re at the entrance to crypto Twitter.

    You don’t understand anything

    Just know you’ll start seeing words that make no sense. You’ll scroll through your feed thinking “Wetin be FUD?” and “Which one is GMI again? Golden Morn?” 

    Everyone talks like they have money

    It doesn’t matter that the market is down and everyone’s wallet is in tears. Once a rich person, always a rich person.

    You start seeing “fiat” too often

    On top of that, they constantly shade the paper money you still don’t have.

    Memes… everywhere!

    Nobody makes jokes like crypto folks. So, if you start seeing too many memes, you’re probably in crypto Twitter. Even if everything else vexes you, you can at least laugh at the memes.


    They say if you can’t beat them, join them. To join crypto Twitter, you need to first own some crypto yourself. You can do this easily on the Luno app, which allows you buy cryptocurrencies like Bitcoin, Litecoin and Ethereum. Download the app and sign up to get started.


    Crypto Dictionary

    (3,3) – “Good morning”

    FUD – Fear, Uncertainty, Doubt

    Fiat – Paper currencies like naira, dollar etc.

    GMI – “Gonna make it?”

  • Is your significant other the best thing since agege bread or is it time to return to the streets?

    These are surefire signs that your partner doesn’t mean you well:

    They don’t brush their teeth first thing in the morning

    Do we need to tell you that they’re trying to suffocate you with bad breath? Stay woke.

    They brush their teeth immediately they wake up

    Who are they trying to smell good and stay healthy for, exactly? Check the streets, your boo might be there.

    They like pasta

    If your partner has a taste for creamy pasta and its cousins, your account or your lactose intolerant bowels are in danger.

    Their beliefs are questionable

    If your significant other is already saying stuff like, “30+ women are expired goods,” “partners don’t need to know about each other’s finances” or “Semo is nice,” why are you still there?

    They have to travel 6 times a year

    Are they in a weird competition with Bubu? Your partner clearly has no other plans than to erase your account. Avoid them.

    You’ve still not seen their apartment

    They’re trying to show you that they live on the streets. You have no future there.

    Their mantra is “I can’t kill myself”

    They spend money anyhow and blame it on mercury and her lucozade. Do you really want to be with someone that discourages you from smart financial decisions and investments in this economy? 

    All you both do is watch TikTok videos

    You: “Baby, I really want to learn more about real estate, Bitcoin and NFTs.”

    Them:

    They don’t listen to the “To Be Quite Honest” Podcast

    If your partner hasn’t told you about this podcast, they obviously don’t mean you well. They talk about real estate, investment opportunities, social trends, and other stuff that’ll bring you out of poverty. It’s not every time food or movies, sometimes think about your future. 

    To Be Quite Honest Podcast is a fun and engaging stop for everything about real estate investment. Get updates on new episodes on Instagram via @tobequitehonestpod 

  • MTN Nigeria recently announced the price of its initial public offering to retail investors.The offer which opened at 8:00am on the 1st of December 2021 will close at 5:00pm on the 14th of December 2021 with a minimum subscription of 20 shares and lots of 20 shares thereafter.

    At the retail offer roadshow in Enugu which held recently, the Chief Executive Officer, MTN Nigeria, Olutokun Toriola expressed his desire to have as many Nigerians own a share of MTN thus benefiting from the growth of the company.

    Here are five reasons to embrace this public offer and invest:

    1. A compelling growth story

    According to the CEO, MTN is offering shareholders both strong dividends and strong growth. Growth of the dividends and growth of the market price with consistent payout.

    2. A well-managed company

    MTN Nigeria is a company that is well governed, and very efficient at what it does. According to him “We are disciplined, we have a board of directors that oversee what we do, we have auditors that check that the money is where it is supposed to be. We have a group that also ensures we are providing the profit margins that are expected of us.

    3. ”Here to stay”

    MTN is not exiting Nigeria and will continue to remain in Nigeria. MTN Group thus wants more Nigerians to participate in wealth creation in the future of MTN. This is why the public offer of 575 million shares for sale is made available in this first phase of a sell down.

    4. Well-positioned for the long term

    MTN is the leading operator in solutions for small and large businesses, as well as financial services and digital services. MTN believes that everyone in every village deserves the benefit of a modern connected life and will continue to lead and drive digital solutions for Nigeria.

    5. Incentive

    The offer includes an incentive in the form of 1 free share for every 20 shares purchases, subject to a maximum of 250 free shares per investor. The incentive is open to retail investors who buy and hold the shares allotted to them for at least 12 months, post the allotment date.

    Investors can submit applications through the issuing houses, receiving agents (authorised stockbrokers and Nigerian banks) and online via a unique digital application platform, PrimaryOffer, administered by the Nigerian Exchange Limited and can visit www.mtnonline.com/po for more information.

  • Crowdyvest Limited, a fast rising Nigerian fintech company which creates an all-encompassing financial solution from savings to investment, has re-launched its mobile app with new investment opportunities.

    Currently available on the Apple and Google Playstore, the newly re-launched Crowdyvest mobile app has a very neat user interface which is easy on the eye, with both mobile and desktop versions showing no major difference. The funding process on the app is hassle-free and the app is also very easy to navigate on both desktop and mobile to deliver a seamless and enjoyable experience for its existing and prospective users. Speaking on the revamped mobile app, Tope Omotolani, CEO of Crowdyvest said “We aim to become the platform that helps our members plan and structure their finances through the different range of products we offer.

    “As we work with organizations in different sectors to power viable and impact-driven projects through the funds we raise from our members, a symbiotic interdependence is created, leading to financial and economic growth for all. We believe this partnership is needed to foster growth and create more opportunities for Africa.”

    The re-launched app has introduced a couple of new financial products which include the Crowdyvest Yield. The old app had only the Vault, pace and flex Savings products, Hyperplan investment product and Crowdyvest Tribe, a platform built on the foundation of community-driven savings and wealth creation, to drive collectivity and foster growth for individuals and businesses but the revamped version has not only included additional products, it has also grouped all Crowdyvest investment offers under one segment known as Crowdyvest Yield.

    Crowdyvest Yield is a catalog of alternative offers that include commodity-specific projects and discretionary plans available to members ranging from short to long term tenors across a wide range of sectors. It consists of the HyperPlan – an impact-driven funding opportunity where users/investors can earn as much as 21% returns on investment, Project investment which is an alternative investment and commodity-specific type of offer in different sectors, in partnership with pre-vetted impact partners and many more. You can earn as much as 25% returns on project investments.

    This new distinction will provide Crowdyvest users a variety of suitable plans to choose from as they build a savings and investment culture based entirely on their capability with product prices as low as ₦1,000 and returns up to 25% per annum. They also have a wallet that gives up to 3% interest per annum. You can share funds from your Wallet with friends and family who are Crowdyvest members, at no charge at all.

    In addition to the upgraded features and newly introduced products of the app, Crowdyvest has partnered with UBA Global Investor Services Limited and Parthian Securities Limited; an investment brokerage firm licensed by the Securities Exchange Commission (SEC) to ensure proper fund utilization, transparency and compliance thereby assuring its users of the safety of their funds.

    How It Works

    On launching the Crowdyvest app you’re taken straight to the log-in/sign-up page where you’re expected to create a new account as a new user or log-in as a returning one. Once you click on the “create one” option, you’re instructed to choose between creating an individual or business account. The user is then instructed to fill in basic details like name, surname, password, username, email address, phone number, gender, date of birth and in the case of a business account information like business name, business date of birth is also required.

    You will then be required to verify your account with a passcode sent to your mail. Once this is done, your Crowdyvest account is ready for use. You will however be instructed to fill in your bank details and create a 6 digit security PIN to carry out any financial transaction. Once you type in the name of your bank and account number, the name attached to that bank account (which is your full name) shows up. Your BVN is also required. This takes less than 5 seconds to be verified by the app. You are then required to create a 6 digit security PIN to complete transactions. Once the PIN is created, a passcode is sent to your mail to authenticate it and you’re now fully ready to use the Crowdyvest mobile app.

    How To Navigate The App

    Having done the necessary registrations, the account is now ready for use. On the homepage there is a column on the right of the screen with several icons on how to use the app. It includes: the homepage, portfolio, savings (vault, pace and flex), yields (hyperplan, project, etc.), deals and offers, transactions and profile icons through which new users can easily navigate their way through the app. The entire process takes less than 7 minutes, after which you can begin your journey to financial freedom via a seamless and hassle free online banking experience.

  • Investment in Nigeria requires common sense. If you ask people, they might tell you to invest in Cryptocurrency and all those kinds of things, but listen to us: THE SOURCE OF YOUR WEALTH LIES AROUND YOU. Everyday things are rising in cost. Why not buy and hold them as investment? Don’t worry, we will guide you through it. Here are 9 profitable things you can buy and hold as investment in Nigeria:

    1. Maggi cubes.

    Maggi was two for N5 in 2012, but now it’s one for N10 now. Who knows, you could wake up next year and hear that one cube of Knorr Chicken now goes for N50 per piece. Better buy the dip now before it rises.

    2. Titus sardine.

    Titus Sardine (125g) – Chopbox

    Sardines are now hotcake, but Titus sardine is the hottest of them all. It recently attained a record high when it rose from N340 to N650 in less than one week. Bitcoin is shaking. You better buy and hodl now, so you can resell when it lands at N1k.

    3. Egg.

    You can bear me witness when I say eggs once sold for N25 per piece, four pieces for N100. Now, one piece of egg goes for nothing less than N80. Chickens are now laying the new Cryptocurrency. Egg-o-currency to the moon!

    4. Gas.

    Before we say anything, it is important to let you know that anyone who can afford to refill their gas these days is a ritualist. If they cook for you with that gas, you better not eat it. Maybe they want to collect your destiny and use it to refill gas. But please, investing in gas is one easy way to cash out these days. Do you know how much one kg costs now? You better buy and hodl now. Christmas is coming, you will make your money back. Just stay safe sha. Don’t let your investment kill other people. Their ghost will swear for you.

    5. Onions.

    Onions will soon start competing with gold. Two small pieces now sell for N100. And these are sizes that used to sell at N20 per piece. Can you see how wide the profit margin is? If you are lucky, you can enter into partnership with a caterer. Year in year out, you will just be cashing out. If we were you, we would even buy stocks for our unborn children with it.

    6. Titus fish.

    Titus Fish – Frozen – Carton (20Kg) – FARMBOY.NG

    Like Titus sardine, like Titus fish. One piece now goes for N1k plus, and according to the investment analysts on Zikoko’s Wall Street, this is still estimated to rise higher. You better buy ice blocks and convert your bathing drum into a cold storage. Stock up Titus fish and wait. When the boom happens, even Dangote will be begging you to invest in his business. Dangote wey still dey find money.

    7. Frozen turkey and chicken.

    OROBO CHICKEN 1 KILO - chef360

    Frozen turkey is now N2,500, if not more. Frozen chicken is slowly climbing up to N2,000 per kilo. If after all our advice, you still don’t know that you should invest in it now, then we are sorry for you oh. Don’t you want to get rich?

    8. Vegetable oil and palm oil.

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    If anyone is saying tech is the best place to make money, it is a big lie. Tech, when you can invest in vegetable oil and palm oil, and cash out big time??? Do you know how much one gallon of vegetable oil is now? BUY THE DIP NOW OH. BUY IT NOW. A lot of these tech people are surviving on investment returns from vegetable oil and palm oil. They are just using tech to cover face. If tech is as easy as they say, how come you have not made money after one week of UI/UX?

    9. Cows.

    If you need us to spell out how profitable this is for you, then you don’t know anything. Go and start your investment portfolio now. May the dip be with you. Sha don’t forget us when the returns come in. It’s not only Dangote that is still looking for money. Zikoko sef still dey find money.

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  • While smart investing is a sure way to build and retain wealth, it can be a daunting prospect for beginners. In the same vein, it is a lot easier when you understand the various options in which you can invest and ultimately grow your wealth. Here are some options you can consider when taking the step to managing your wealth like a pro – explained in simple terms:

    Treasury Bills

    Treasury bills (T-bills) are risk-free, short-term investment instruments that are issued by the Federal Government through the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN). It is a way the government raises funds from individuals and organisations. They are considered among the safest investments with attractive returns since they are backed by the full faith and credit of the Federal Government. In addition, the longer the maturity date, the higher the interest rate that the T-Bill will pay to an investor. Although T-bills yield a lower rate of return compared to other forms of investment, they offer safety and a predictable profit which makes them a good choice for long-term investments in your portfolio.

    When investing in T-bills, it is important to take note of the prevailing rate and your expected returns upon maturity. However, if you decide to sell before maturity, you may incur a loss depending on the prevailing market value.

    Fixed Deposit

    A Fixed Deposit is a short-term investment that guarantees you a fixed interest rate when you keep funds for a specified period. The minimum tenor is 30 days and the maximum is 365 days – at the end of the agreed period (tenor), your principal and interest amount earned are paid to you. This product can also be used as security for cash-backed loans.

    The ideal strategy for Fixed Deposit investments is to diversify and spread out your investments across various banks while striking the right balance between risk and returns. It is also important to note that if your Fixed Deposit investment is terminated before maturity, the total accrued interest not earned will be forfeited. This means that only the portion of interest earned during the period that your money was held is what will be paid to you.

    FGN Bonds

    Federal Government Bonds are long-term instruments issued by the Debt Management Office on behalf of the Federal Government of Nigeria (FGN). When you buy FGN Bonds, you are lending to the FGN for a specified period of time and the FGN is obligated to pay you the principal and agreed interest as and when due, meaning that they have no default risk. Not only do these bonds offer opportunities to investors willing to invest long-term but also attractive interests that are paid bi-annually (twice a year). FGN Bonds can be accessed through primary licensed dealers and before investing, pay attention to the prevailing rate, maturity, payment dates and expected returns so you can make an informed decision.

    Commercial Paper

    A Commercial Paper (CP) is a short-term unsecured debt instrument issued by financial institutions and large corporations with high credit ratings. As a short-term instrument, CPs normally mature within 270 days. CPs are issued at a discount, which means interest is paid upfront. CPs are more suitable for risk tolerance and before investing, you may want to do your due diligence on the issuing company and take note of its risk of default. This entails an evaluation of their credit rating, brand reputation and experience of the management team. While CPs offers a return on investment in 270 days or less, it’s paid at maturity, not periodically, like with FGN bonds and other similar debt securities. It may be wise to consider all of your investment options before investing in commercial papers.

    Eurobond

    Eurobonds are financial instruments denominated in a currency other than that of the issuer – for example, a Nigerian Eurobond is issued by Nigeria in U.S Dollars. Despite their name, Eurobonds aren’t necessarily denominated in Euros and can take many different forms. They are issued either by Governments or corporate institutions and are highly liquid i.e can easily be converted into cash, which is a key benefit of this form of investment.

    Given that Eurobonds come as government and corporates, as a prospective investor, you have to decide which to buy. While corporate-issued Eurobonds may offer higher interest than government-issued ones, they also offer higher risk. Like every other investment, buying Eurobonds should be a well thought out process and it is advisable to review and understand the risk profile of any Eurobond that you are interested in buying.

    Managing your wealth

    Wealth management is personal and there’s no one-size-fits-all approach to go about it, which is why it is important to have the right knowledge and information.

    Always start with a clear picture of your financial goals while understanding your risk tolerance. Once this is understood, diversify your portfolio with the mix reflecting your tolerance for risk. Understanding these investment options is essential, however, it is also important to rely on sound recommendations from experts while dismissing “hot tips” from unverified sources. While this can seem complicated, a good partner will make it simple – even exciting.

    The digital investment app, M36, not only delivers a wide range of investment products, including those highlighted above, but also offers support by professional financial advisors to enable you make sound investment choices that suit your needs.

    Download the M36 App from the Google Play Store or the App store today and pick Your Track to Wealth.

  • For many young Nigerians, investing is a very treacherous undertaking. Between the tanking economy and growing responsibilities, you might find it nearly impossible to set money aside for investing. I mean, things are so bad, Shoprite is shuttering operations after 15 years. No, I’m not crying.

    Back to the topic. Investing is certainly a great way to grow your finances. While saving money is nice and all, investing is a much better way to increase your wealth. One of the reasons for this is compounding.

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    Compound That Monayyy

    Compounding interest basically means earning interest on your interest. Let’s say you invest N50,000 in government treasury bills with an interest rate of 18% per year. If you decide to reinvest your original investment and all the interest you acquire, you will receive N114,387 at the end of 5 years.

    Let’s assume you decide to be disciplined and continue reinvesting your principal and interest. At the end of 10 years, you will have earned 261,691.78. While this might not seem like a lot of money, it is a great way to let your money make money for you. If you add this to the fact that investing in government treasury bills is one of the safest ways to secure your funds, you really have nothing to lose.

    Why 'no money' is no excuse not to invest | Wealth Enhancers

    If you’re like the average Nigerian, you probably just set aside money for saving rather than investing. The rest is for balling. However, investing should be separate from saving. Saving is great so that you have a stash of cash for emergencies and other expenses. However, you should invest to grow your entire financial profile.

    No, Seriously, You Should Invest

    You should keep in mind that the reason for investing isn’t necessarily to become rich but to create a financial safety net for yourself. At some point, due to any reason, you might/will stop working. Having an investment portfolio is a great way to secure your future against what Nigeria tends to do to your personal finances.

    You’re probably confused about how to start investing. Don’t worry. You know Zikoko always has your back. Read What Are The Investment Options For Young Nigerians? – We Asked An Expert.

  • Working in Private Equity is quite the dream for many young people in Nigeria who have the kind of qualifications they’re looking for.

    The subject of this story didn’t get in by chance. She’s 23, recently finished NYSC and has been working since the first week she completed her final year project in school. 

    She studied accounting but decided to pursue an investment banking career. She hasn’t looked back since.

    Every week, Zikoko seeks to understand how people move the Naira in and out of their lives. Some stories will be struggle-ish, others will be bougie. All the time, it’ll be revealing.

    Let’s go all the way back, like way, way back – you know, to your childhood. 

    I wanted to be a doctor – finding the cure for HIV was supposed to be my life’s purpose. Then, one day in SS1, my Accountant uncle was like “why don’t you study accounting. You can work anywhere,” 

    And that’s how I ended up in commercial class. 

    I pretty much knew that I could survive in any career path but I particularly liked accounting because it had a sprinkle of maths here and there

    So, it wasn’t money, but in fact maths.

    While it was a spur of the moment decision, it wasn’t a path that was uninteresting for me because there was math involved so I had fun with it. 

    Speaking of money, I love, love money. 

    Hahaha. About money, when did you first clock the importance of money, ever?

    Look, I grew up in a low-income family. Three siblings and my mum – my dad is late.

    I’ve always known that money is the koko. My sister and I have always dreamed of ways to get rich from a very young age. 

    Considering the fact that my dad died when I was 12, the hustle sort of intensified. Immediately we could navigate how to board buses properly we were on our way to building our Dynasty – that’s what we called it hahaha. 

    We pretty much have the ‘driven’ gene. It’s overwhelming.

    And intense. Sorry about your dad. 

    Thanks. I was 12, about to write my Junior WAEC.

    Must have been tough for you mum. 

    We actually had great financial support from my uncles on both sides of the family. One of them was the main sponsor – the person that pays for tuition and major bills. 

    That’s amazing. What’s the first thing you ever did for money?

    I needed to go to prom in SS3 but we didn’t have enough money. My sister was a budding fashion designer and I was her model, so we made a sample prom dress. I took pictures and we wanted to show people the sample, so they can make their prom dresses with us. 

    We tried to go to one of the fancy schools – they didn’t make it past the gate, hahaha. 

    Hahaha. This is hardcore. Do you remember the first money you made though?

    That’d be my first salary as a research intern at my pre-NYSC job. 2018. 60k.

    Ah ahn, enjoyment. 

    Hahaha, not really. Family responsibilities sort of come in but I’m grateful. Anyway, I went on to serve at an investment bank in Lagos, and they paid me 100k a month. 

    I imagine these guys retained you.

    They wanted to but I needed to work with a bigger company. 

    This energy, which market can I buy it?

    Hahaha. I got a job working in Private Equity. I don’t know how long I’d be here but my little time here has exposed me to different businesses. In the near future, it’d be easier to run my business, if the time comes. 

    Interesting. What are your biggest WOAHs since you started working in Private Equity?

    Considering that I’ve been here for a little over two months, the biggest WOAH has really been working for a company that not operating in only Nigeria. It’s strange but interesting understanding of other Anglophone African economies. For example, I never really cared about how the Ghanaian economy worked until I started working here so it’s quite challenging and interesting.

    Unlike Nigeria, Ghana actually has an oversupply of power in its economy. Can you beat that? 

    You had to bring in electricity. 

    Haha! While the demand for electricity overshadows that of supply in Nigeria, the reverse is the case in Ghana. Now they have long term power contracts that they have to renegotiate so that the government doesn’t continue to pay for unused power. 

    Meanwhile, you are here, worrying about electricity and Okada bans. How has that affected you, by the way?

    HORRIBLE. It makes me rant on my WhatsApp status every morning. One of my friends told me he fell ill and landed in the hospital. 

    Woah. I hope he’s okay.

    Yes. The doctor just prescribed a drug called “Less Lagos Madness”

    Hahaha. This is the funniest, not-funny thing ever. 

    It’s like I go to work with an open mind every day. 

    Questions like “would I get a bus?”, “how long am I going to wait for one?”, “how many people would I successfully shove trying to get into a bus?” My work colleagues can’t relate, I look like the crazy one

    What’s your monthly income like now, and how does it disappear monthly?

    300k net. One would think I’d have lots of Investments considering I’m a finance person but it’s not so. I have to write exams – ACCA and co. I also have to settle the school fees of my younger siblings. Currently saving up for rent. I’m sure I’d get a grip of myself mid-year and I can have lots of disposable income. Also hoping for a full-time role, from intern to an analyst.

    Wait, are you an intern currently?

    Yes. The way these multinationals work, they need to sort of see you work for a period before you transition into full time. It’s basically budgeted in dollars. 

    How much will you earn when you go full time?

    I’m not sure. Wild guess? 800-1 million. It’s a year’s internship, but you can get a bump up earlier being a high performer. 

    I’m rooting for you.

    Thanks. 

    It’s time to get our hands a little dirty in the nitty-gritty of your monthly expenses.  

    Let me explain the numbers. The family part includes monthly upkeep, part-payment for my sister’s school fees and brother’s school expenses.

    Feeding is cheap because I try to cook. That transport part is definitely going up this month with this Okada ban. My skin and body maintenance is really cheap because I generally don’t wear makeup and all.

    Being a girl is so expensive by the way, and I’m just doing the barest minimum at the upkeep department. That’s why I’m big on making more money and changing my life.

    Tell me more about the upkeep part. 

    I mean, I don’t go shopping every other month, I don’t buy Vietnamese hair – at least not yet. No manicure or spa treatments. I don’t spend 50k on body oils and an extra 50k on fragrance. It doesn’t mean that I don’t like them but it’s not just time. Soon. I just need to stash good and smart. 

    The way I grew up has always made me approach things with a unique mindset, and it has worked to a good extent. 

    I see big things as very achievable. Like, “what’s the worst that could happen?” I have no problem banging on every dream company door if I need a job. 

    Interesting fact: Before I got this job, I wrote lots of cold emails to different companies’ CEOs. So I’m a big dreamer and intentional about creating generational wealth. 

    I’m curious, how much do you imagine you’ll be earning in 5 years?

    With plan A or B? 

    Run me through both

    This is very optimistic, but I want billions in annual revenue if I become an entrepreneur. 

    But following my career trajectory, I might be up for up to $250000 per year. 

    I’m going to leave that entrepreneurship part. $250k per annum? That is wild.

    Yes. In my heart of hearts, this is it. The trick to earning well is to ensure you add enough value to account for your high salary. The higher ranked you’re, the easier it is to directly link your performance and remuneration. 

    Let’s create a scenario of a road to 250k. And what it looks like.

    Go for Master’s next year – that should take a year. Start as an investment professional at one of the top Development Finance Institutions – $120k to 150k per year. Work my way through promotion to get to $250k per year.

    Do you know what makes it more interesting? Earning that and living in Naij. Your house and utility bills won’t be alarming. 

    Multinationals also have a way around taxes which makes it less painful. Life is sweet.

    What way?

    A segue, but there seems to be a history of black tax with you.

    It’s suffocating and needs to be handled with a brave heart if not, it’d leave the taxee frustrated and broke.

    It is very dicey because I mean, who doesn’t want to help the family? I find myself struggling with it because I’d give an arm and leg for my nuclear family before I remember that I can’t walk.

    But for young black professionals to be able to grow sustainable wealth, they must learn not to be guilt-tripped into giving all their money away. This would also prevent them from depending on their children when they grow old – they’d have an attractive retirement fund and viable investments to fall back on.

    Word. Black Tax is a short term inconvenience for long term financial freedom. Discuss (20 marks)

    I think it all depends on how you handle it. Paying black taxes on things like education of younger ones or buying a property for your old ones (which can serve as rental income) and all that can lead to a long term financial freedom because you’re empowering them.

    However, if you use a chunk of your earnings to cover recurrent income (paying the food bills and electricity bills of many families), then there’s no long term freedom.

    I always feel broke after I pay for all the important stuff and my account balance starts to dwindle. I literally panic.

    Sorry.

    What’s the last thing you paid for that required serious planning?

    Everything. I plan for everything.

    Do you have a safety net of sorts, in case anything goes south?

    I know this is irresponsible but I’m trusting on my good genes not to fail me. I haven’t been sick almost all my life. I just need to make it to the middle of the year. No school fees to pay. Would have raised enough for rent.

    On a scale of 1-10, how would you rate your financial happiness?

    3. I need more money. I need a very nice apartment and to uber my way through life – I don’t want to drive in this traffic. I need money to start investing.

    It’s like you didn’t come to this life to suffer at all.

    I want it, and I’m going to get it. Many times, people don’t believe me, so I’ve started talking less. Sometimes, I’m scared about how passionate I am of these things.

    I never got to ask, was it one of the cold emails that landed you the current job?

    Let me tell you. I made a list of 12 companies – I was picky about where I wanted to work – and sent cold emails, LinkedIn requests and all that job stalking stuff.

    And that’s how I landed this job.

    Funny thing is, I still get interview requests from them but guess who now sends rejection emails to companies?

    Energy.


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