• December in Nigeria has its own economy, one driven by Detty December plans, last-minute flights, and the collective urge to enjoy the holiday season after surviving the year. For some, that means stretching savings to make room for memories. For others, it’s about investing heavily in peace, rest, or reconnection.

    We asked four Nigerians how much they’re budgeting for December and what’s taking the most significant cut of their money.

    “We’ve been working all year, so this December, our ₦400k is strictly for enjoyment” — Zainab, 23

    Every December, my friends and I make an effort to spend time together, even if it’s just for a day. The five of us, all women, met at the university. We graduated two years ago, and life threw us in different directions. One moved to the US this year for grad school, and the rest of us have been caught up in the grind — work, bills, and Lagos stress.

    Last December, we spent a sunny afternoon at Tarkwa Bay. It turned out to be the last time we were all together. None of us realised how quickly adulthood would swallow our time. So, this December, we’re determined to make it count again.

    We’ve agreed to skip the beach this time and go to a music festival and maybe a house party — just vibes, no stress. Between the four of us still here, we’ve budgeted ₦400k for the whole thing, about ₦100k from my end. It should cover a shared hotel room, food, transport, and tickets for both outings.

    We started saving in August, putting ₦25k each month into a joint Piggyvest account. It feels like our little rebellion against the year’s chaos, something to look forward to. We don’t even know which festival we’ll attend yet, but we’ve been curating a list and arguing about who gets aux rights. If all goes well, we’ll spend at least two weekends together this December, just like old times.

    “I’ve worked all year without a single break, so spending ₦5 million on peace of mind doesn’t feel excessive, it feels necessary” — Monsur, 42

    I’m a medical practitioner, and this year, I promised myself I wouldn’t spend my December on hospital floors or in traffic between shifts. I’ve taken only sick leaves all year — no real break or reset. So, when my annual leave was approved for December 8th through the end of the month, I decided to spend the days out of Lagos.

    My plan is simple: three weeks in Nairobi, Kenya. I spent my December in Rwanda two years ago, and it reminded me that peace of mind is a luxury worth saving for. This year, I’m doing it again. I’ve set aside ₦5 million for the entire trip, covering flights, accommodation, food, experiences, and a small allowance for indulgence—maybe a nice dinner, a massage, or something spontaneous that makes the trip feel truly earned.

    I’m not great at planning, so I hired a travel planner to handle the details. They charged 5% of the total, about ₦250k, but it’s worth it for the convenience. I just told them I want a mix of quiet and adventure: a few nights in the city, some time in nature, and no Lagos-style chaos.

    Everything is now set: tickets are booked, and the itinerary is confirmed. It’s the only thing that’s kept me going these past few weeks. After months of handling double shifts and barely sleeping, I’m finally counting down to rest. This December, I’m choosing silence over sirens, calm over chaos, and I don’t feel guilty about it.

    “With eight guys splitting costs, ₦150k buys us raves, shortlets, and bragging rights” — Malik, 26

    I live in Abeokuta, and honestly, December there is too calm for my liking. So every year, from around the 28th to the 2nd of January, I pack my bags and head to Lagos. That’s when my year officially ends and begins.

    Seven of my friends and I always book a shortlet for five days. It’s usually a four-bedroom apartment that can comfortably fit all of us. Depending on the area, a night goes for anywhere between ₦35k and ₦100k, but we budget around ₦50k each for accommodation. 

    We plan our Lagos trip around raves. Each night has a different show or party, and we already know which ones we’re targeting. Between Uber rides, food deliveries, concert tickets, and random hangouts with other friends in Lagos, I usually spend up to ₦150k in total. It’s not small money, but when you split the costs with seven other people, it feels lighter.

    It’s become a ritual at this point: the noise, the lights, the music that goes till dawn. Abeokuta is home, but Lagos gives me that little dose of chaos I need before the year ends. Once January hits, I return to quiet streets and normal life, but for those five days, I let Lagos swallow me whole.

    “₦4 million for one week at Lakowe Lakes, my husband calls it love, I call it luxury well spent” — Aminata, 24

    My husband only comes home to Nigeria once a year, every December. It’s our month to bridge the distance and be present together. Last year, we spent the holidays at a family-owned apartment in Eko Atlantic. It sounded perfect: quiet, exclusive, city views, until we got there. It was too quiet. The place was beautiful, but it was far from everything. No shops, no restaurants, no real energy. Each time we wanted to go out, we had to call a relative to drive us. We ended up staying indoors most of the time, watching movies and occasionally stepping out to the beach. It was peaceful, yes, but I’m a sucker for activities, and that peace got boring fast.

    So this year, we’re doing things differently. We’ll be booking a week at Lakowe Lakes Resort. The plan is to do everything, from golf and cycling to boating, yoga, and archery. The resort offers a variety of activities, including a spa, a pool, and a movie night under the stars, which I’m already obsessed with.

    Accommodation alone costs about $195 per night, roughly ₦280k, and we’ll be there for a week, so that’s about ₦2 million. My husband’s covering everything, and we’ve budgeted around ₦4 million for food, activities, and all the soft life in between. It’s our once-a-year splurge, and honestly, after twelve months apart, it feels earned. This December, I want to feel alive, not just rested.


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  • This holiday, you should treat yourself to experiences in beautiful locations in a way that won’t lead to financial higi-haga. In the spirit of giving, here are 12 spots in Lagos where you and your family can experience the best in food, nature, craft and outdoor activities.

    This list includes locations on the Island and the mainland, and there’s something for everyone and every budget.

    Fiora Garden, Ikeja 

    Set in the bustling city of Ikeja, Fiora Garden is a scenic ambient place to slow down while enjoying an amazing array of continental dishes, intercontinental dishes, desserts and cocktails.

    Menu: classic burger, salad, seafood platter, fried calamari, t-bone steak, seafood linguine

    Average spend: ₦20,000 – ₦40,000

    Perks: Group-friendly, indoor and outdoor seating.

    Average customer rating: 4.3

    Location:  9 Sasegbon St, Ikeja GRA, Lagos.

    Hakuna Matata Theme Park, Eko Atlantic

    So you’ve got a large family with nieces, nephews and cousins who are determined to eat your money this holiday? Hakuna Matata Theme Park is the place to be. Situated at Eko Atlantic City, this park has many fun activities including rides, slides and a nursery option for smaller kids. It has everything to make your time memorable.

    Perks: Full-day pass, custom inflatable rides, outdoor activity-driven.

    Average spend: ₦20,000(weekdays), ₦25,000(weekends)

    Location:  Eko Atlantic City, Ahmadu Bello Way.

    Average Customer Rating: 4.2

    Sycamore by One Basket, Magodo Phase 2

    If you’re looking to make your dining experience with your date a bit more intimate, look no further than Sycamore By One Basket. They’ve got an interesting selection of meals, including continental and local menus. Their breakfast and dessert menus also include items that children will enjoy.

    Menu: Nkwobi, chicken wings, oha soup, English breakfast, hot dog meal.

    Average spend: ₦6,500- ₦30,000

    Perks: Intimate dining setting, group seating.

    Average customer rating: 4.4

    Location:  30a Bashiru Shittu Ave, Ikosi Ketu.

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     Cafeteria, Victoria Island

    This restaurant prides itself on having the best American brunch on the Island. Its cosy ambience, minimalistic interior design, and amazing food with generous portions make it a must-visit destination for you and your family this December.

    Menu: Chicken mac and cheese, acai winter berry bowl, Chicago-style chicken and waffles.

    Average spend: ₦10,000 – ₦20,000

    Perks: Indoor seating, Intimate and cosy ambience.

    Location: 16 Akin Adesola St, Victoria Island, Lagos.

    Average customer rating: 4.4

    Shodex Gardens, Ilupeju

    Nestled in the heart of Ilupeju, Showdex Gardens offers a breath of fresh air without leaving the state. If your family members love nature, you owe them a visit to this spot for the Christmas and New Year celebrations.

    The park has a pool, mini zoo, aquarium and lots of activities suitable for kids and adults. 

    Average spend: ₦5,00 – ₦10,000

    Perks: Indoor and outdoor activities, pool.

    Location: 251/253 Ikorodu road, Ilupeju.

    Average customer rating: 4.0

    Alice Garden, Ikeja 

    If you want to go into the looking glass from the comfort of Lagos, Alice Garden is the restaurant to head to. The location speaks for itself with decor that is reminiscent of the chaotic, yet endearing feel of the strange world Alice finds herself in when she falls down the rabbit hole. 

    Menu: Croaker fish in pepper sauce, bubble tea, Shangai fried noodles, shrimp fried rice. 

    Average spend: ₦15,000 – ₦20,000

    Perks: Suitable for large gatherings. 

    Location:   57 Oduduwa way, Ikeja GRA.

    Average customer rating: 4.3

    Grey Matter, Victoria Island

    Nestled in the heart of Victoria Island, Grey Matter is an ambient breath of fresh air offering unique, generous portions of amazing food. With three different floors in the building, you and yours can enjoy a different space or vibe every time you visit.

    Menu: Dirty fries, smoked turkey, spicy chicken wings, plantain fritters.

    Average spend: ₦15,000- ₦30,000

    Perks: Gaming room, rooftop bar, suitable for large groups.


    Location:  21c Akin Ogunlewe road, off Ligali Ayorinde street, Victoria Island. 

    Average customer rating: 4.3

    Escape Room 33, Victoria Island

    If you love a thrill and you think you have latent detective skills, try an escape room session with three or five friends. The Escape Room 33 promises thrilling team-oriented mind puzzles and high stakes.

    Average spend: ₦4,000 (per player)

    Perks: Indoor activity, thrilling theme.

    Location: Silverbird Galleria, 133 Ahmadu Bello Way, Victoria Island.

    Average customer rating: 4.7

    Ceracerni’s Art Hub

    Ceracerni’s Art Hub is the perfect place to go with your family if you want to do crafts and outdoor activities. The spot incorporates fun activities with paint and other mediums that encourage people to make art. Who knows? It may unlock the Picasso in you.

    Average spend: ₦20,000 – ₦200,000

    Perks: Accommodates large groups, free complimentary drinks and small chops.

    Location: 65b Akintunde A. Adeyemi Dr, Lekki Phase 1, Lagos.

    Average Customer Rating: 4.6

    La Taverna, Victoria Island

    La Taverna has the perfect colour scheme for your visit with loved ones. The restaurant boasts lush, green plants, whimsical decor, and an open bar. You’re sure to have a nice time here while getting your money’s worth of Spanish, Italian, and Mediterranean-style dishes.

    Menu: seafood pasta, mushroom creamy soup, spaghetti bolognese

    Average spend: ₦20,000 – ₦25,000

    Perks: Outdoor seating, vegetarian options.

    Location:  48 Balarabe Musa crescent, Victoria Island.
    Average Customer rating: 4.3

  • Unfortunately for you, work has resumed. Since you can’t manufacture a public holiday, it’s time to do the job you’re paid to do.

    God, abeg

    But how do you work when every cell in your body either wants to rewind time so it’s December again, or fast-forward it to payday? Just use these tips.

    Start counting the days

    Anytime you get tired of work, remember you’re a few more hours closer to salary day. 

    Throw in pointless office lingo

    Because what says performance-driven employee like throwing words like “bandwidth”, “circle back” or “drill down”? It doesn’t even need to relate to the subject matter. Just say it so it sounds like your mind is on your job.

    Look serious

    Even though you aren’t currently doing anything, everyone will think you’re brainstorming the next big idea. 

    Blame MTN and their cohorts

    I’m not saying you should use bad internet as an excuse for not doing your work o. But it’s not within your control, abi? 

    Set up meetings

    You don’t even need an agenda. Everyone knows most meetings are just a waste of time. You can even say the purpose is for everyone to share what they learnt during the holidays. That should knock at least two hours off the day.

    Just look busy

    If you need to @channel on Slack for no reason, or walk up and down your office to look busy, just do it. Others may call it eye service, but you’re just protecting your job.

    Remember the state of your account balance

    Can you really afford to leave your job? We’ll leave you to answer that yourself.

    Beg God to let you blow this year

    At the end of the day, who even likes working? Just blow so you can tell your oga to eat their job.


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  • The time every capitalist slave dreads is finally here. The holidays are ending, and your owner, capitalism, is about to take over.

    Let’s take you through all the stages and emotions you’ll experience in the coming days.

    At first, you’ll be indifferent

    You’ve just been sleeping and eating for a while now, and work is the last thing on your mind… if it’s even on your mind at all.

    Then, reality starts to kick in

    Your office is already sending you season’s greetings and “can’t wait to see you at the office” messages. How many days was the holiday sef?

    You start considering your options

    You start thinking of excuses to stretch your holiday as much as possible. What if you tell oga that the only filling station in your village burned down and there’s no fuel for buses to travel back to your city? They should understand.

    Before realising you have no choice

    Because no matter what excuses you give, capitalism always wins. Unless you don’t have issues with poverty or sleeping under the bridge.

    Cue in anger

    Then you start blaming everyone and anyone for your predicament. Who even decided people have to work to survive? Whose ancestor invented work, and why do we have to suffer because of that?

    You finally resume

    And paste on fake smiles when the office oversabi starts talking about how much they missed everyone at the office. Stop it, Sandra. We know you’re lying.

    And embrace fake humility

    Have you forgotten it’s January? No buying of unnecessary amala at lunch. Better hide somewhere and drink your garri in peace if you want to survive the coming days.

    Start counting down to the next holiday

    How can the next holiday be all the way in April? Why isn’t Valentine’s Day a public holiday? Don’t we all need time off to celebrate the power of love?


    NEXT READ: Why the Federal Government Needs to Give Us More Public Holidays

  • Were you a kid when “Christmas chicken” was an actual thing? If you were, how you spend your holidays has changed, and here’s how. 

    No more chicken

    Christmas chicken was a thing in the old times. And if it still looks like you’ll eat some this holiday, adulthood hasn’t held your neck yet.

    No Christmas clothes for you anymore

    They’ve stopped gifting you all those cute clothes during holiday time. All you get now is sleep. In fact, your old pyjamas have become your Christmas clothes.

    Or you have to buy them yourself

    If you’re still into Christmas clothes, that’s your personal business because, again, nobody will buy them for you. Carry your 20+ self and pay for them if you want them.

    Yo’re celebrating alone

    This is the surest way to know you’ve entered adulthood. Your holidays are now mostly spent alone, chilling and scrolling through couple’s posts in matching pyjama sets.

    You’re the one giving out Christmas money

    If you’re celebrating with family, congrats. You’ve become those aunties and uncles you used to bill for Christmas money as a child. You’ll smile as you’re handing out the notes to your nephews or nieces, but deep down, you’re calculating everything.

    You don’t even enjoy holidays anymore

    This is just another long public holiday that’ll still end. But you take solace in the fact that you’ll sleep through it.

    You’re constantly worried about January 

    You’ve been here many times, so you know the drill. December might be soft, but January is always brutal, and that’s what worries you.


    NEXT READ: Here’s How to Plan Your December Money So You Can Survive January


  • I don’t know if I can blame this on adulting, but every year, the festive seasons tend to feel less… well, festive. 

    Maybe it’s just unachieved goals or sapa-linked frustration, but many people — myself included — have to navigate the not-so-jolly feelings that come with this time of year. I spoke with seven young Nigerians about it.

    “My mates earn serious money, but I’m still here” — Tope, 23, Male

    I was something of a child genius, so when I graduated university at 19, the general assumption was I’d go on to do great things. It didn’t happen like that. In the middle of a Master’s degree, four years later, I still feel lost career-wise. So approaching the end of the year always reminds me just how much I haven’t achieved. My mates have started earning serious money, but I’m still here. These days, I just focus on thanking God for life. Being alive is also an achievement.

    “December reminds me of my late father” — Deborah, 21, Female

    I lost my dad in December 2019. Every festive season since then has been emotionally draining, no matter how much I try to snap out of it. I watch people go out and share fun snaps, and I wish I could join in the fun without feeling like I’m betraying my late dad by being happy when I should be thinking of him. 

    I know this isn’t what my dad would want for me, so this year, I’ve intentionally made plans with some friends to go on a three-day visit to Abuja. Hopefully, this year will be better.

    “I’m not even sure why I’m sad” — Chinny, 24, Female

    I’ll admit, things are going pretty well in my life, so it’s surprising that the last two Decembers met me extremely sad. 

    2020 may have been because of the pandemic, and 2021 was likely because it was my first time celebrating Christmas alone. But I don’t understand why I’m currently struggling with mixed feelings and anxiety. 

    I’ll just focus on one day at a time. If I had money, shebi I’d have used concerts to forget my sorrows.

    “It’s cold and lonely here” — Stella, 25, Female

    I moved to Canada for my postgraduate degree in 2021 , and man, it gets lonely here when you don’t have any family. 

    There’s a Nigerian community, but most people are with their families and friends for the holidays. I spent Christmas alone in my cold apartment last year, and it’s looking like I’ll do the same this year. That’s enough to put a damper on whatever holiday spirit they’re sharing outside.


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    “It’s like I’ve wasted another year” — Bamidele, 25, Male

    I’m a 25-year-old guy who still lives with his strict parents because he can’t afford his own place. That’s already enough explanation. I can’t stay too long when I hang out with friends because, according to my dad, I’m still under his roof. So, my social life is basically shot to hell. December reminds me how I’ve wasted yet another year, and how far I still am from achieving financial freedom. I’m trying to think happy thoughts this season, but it’s hard. 

    “I feel like a failure” — Ogochukwu, 22, Female

    I’ve had my fair share of breakfast this year, and it’s depressing to close the year alone. It feels like I’m failing at this love thing. Feeling like a failure when you’re supposed to be looking back at the highlights of your year is crazy. I’m just consoling myself by posting “God, when?” on every couple picture I find online.

    “I remember how broke I am” — John, 26, Male

    December just reminds me how broke I am. Where’s the money everyone else is using to detty December? I’m so close to 30 and still very far from what I thought my 30s would be. But I have to keep going. It is what it is.


    NEXT READ: December Is a Bittersweet Month for 9–5ers, According to Yetunde

  • It’s the end of the year, and while some of us are trying to figure out how to detty December on a mechanic’s budget, 9-5ers are experiencing a different kind of hell.

    Don’t get me wrong. The average 9-5er looks forward to the holidays — just imagining meeting-free days and festive hampers can make one go weak in the knees — but most also agree December is the most scattered month of the year.

    I spoke with Yetunde Dada, a business consultant at a human resources consulting and recruitment firm in Lagos, and she gave me the lowdown on why the season isn’t so jolly for 9-5ers.

    The work never really stops

    You’d think the year ending means work will reduce and everyone can coast into the new year. Heck no. If anything, work seems to have doubled because bosses want to end the year with a “big bang”. Whatever that means.

    But many people start closing mentally

    If you think about it, maybe it’s just the Detty December state of mind that makes it seem like the work has increased. Imagine putting Christmas funds calculations and work in the same head.

    “We’ll revisit this next year”

    This suddenly becomes everyone’s motto. Faulty water dispenser at the office? “We’ll revisit it next year.” We need to settle the contracts for the new hires? “Oh, next year!”

    You begin to wonder who’ll do all the work we pushed to next year.

    Gift planning is the ghetto

    Of course, you have to send gifts to the clients who worked with you throughout the year, and deciding on what gift to give will take approximately 50 wasted meeting hours. Add that to the regular work you’re still expected to do.

    End-of-year parties nko?

    Don’t get me started on the parties and “team bonding” sessions. Sure, it’s great to eat and enjoy your life at your employer’s expense, but God help you if you’re part of the planning committee. By the time you use three meetings to decide on the party’s theme, you’ll be tempted to punch something. Or someone.

    Closing out for the year… or not

    Most offices do this thing where they close for the year but only close the office. You can be cooking Christmas rice when you’re suddenly called into a meeting. Anything for the client, right?

    It’s too damn brief

    After all the wahala, you only get like one week of sanity before the madness starts again. Is it really worth it?

    January poverty

    Most importantly, everyone tries to ignore the fact that their salary might not smell January, and January has two million days. Because if you think about it, you’d just cry.


    NEXT READ: Capitalism Wrapped: How’s Your Work Life Been This Year?

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  • People always say, “Don’t pit two bad queens against one another”, but since we love chaos over here, we just had to. While Christmas is a fun holiday filled with rocks and enjoyment, there’s something about Easter that just makes it the superior girl. When you really think about it, being raised from the dead is a bigger flex than being born.

    Here are other reasons why Easter is just a much better holiday than Christmas. 

    1. You don’t have to travel anywhere 

    Imagine travelling anywhere in these hard times. With which money? One major reason why we love Easter is that it’s a very stress-free holiday. You get time off from work, and you don’t have to spend half of that time planning a trip or packing a bag. We stan a flexible queen. 

    2. Probably the cheapest holiday that involves Jesus 

    Omo, Christmas is expensive. Let’s not even pretend. Christmas spending and preparations start the moment we start breathing in the cool December air. You have to buy new fits, send money to your family, pay for your journey back home, and it’s not even your birthday. But with Easter, all you need is your house, a bottle of wine, one chicken and two cups of rice. Very simple and cost-effective. 

    3. Church praise and worship will slap extra because the holy spirit is in the air

    Celebrating the birth of a child is cute, but you see the resurrection of someone who allegedly died for three days. Come on, that’s a milestone mehn. While Christmas praise and worship do usually slap, the one you’ll experience at Easter service bangs harder than a Davido feature (sorry OBO, the game is the game). 

    4.  The sermon is not too long 

    Easter church services are not like Christmas church services where the pastor’s sermon is longer than two Indian films. This time around, the pastor understands that this is not a long holiday and we’re all trying to make the most out of it, so he’ll do his best to respect himself. If your pastor doesn’t follow this rule, stand up mid-service and start singing “Time no dey” from Runtown and Uhuru’s The Banger. Don’t worry, God will understand.

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    5. You get to hang out with  the family members you actually like 

    Since you’re not travelling back home, there’s a very small chance you’ll run into that nosy auntie that’s always asking about your imaginary husband. For Easter, you get to trim your invite list. Unlike Christmas where people can legitimately claim to be pissed you didn’t invite them to your party, Easter vibes are pretty chill, so you can invite the people who make you happy and the others can choke.  

    6. No need for unnecessary decorations 

    Christmas tree? We don’t know her. Light, sparkles and socks? Not here, please. No need to stress yourself setting up or taking down decorations. Complete peace of mind. 

    7. Plenty of time to catch up on Zikoko content without distractions 

    Unlike Christmas where you’re constantly distracted by all the relatives you have to greet, or all the plates you have to wash, Easter is more peaceful and less hectic. Do you know what that means? You can catch up on all your favourite Zikoko flagships and all the hilarious content you missed while you were busy chasing the bag. True or false? Tell us in the comments!

    ALSO READ: The Meaning of Easter and How It Affects My Faith

  • It’s the holiday season again. While we all love spending time with loved ones and not having to work or attend classes, there’s something we can all as a society agree we hate about the holidays. Traffic. Traffic is always horrible this season, and with traffic comes increased cab prices. Our tired is tired. That’s why we’re here with some concrete tips to help you beat the traffic this holiday season.

    1) Stay in your house

    There’s no traffic if you stay in your house. Why are you going out all the time anyways? Is Christmas your own birthday? Why not take time to sit and reflect on the reason for the season. Traffic can’t stress you in you stay in your house.

    2) Reindeer

    If someone can fly a reindeer and visit all the houses on Christmas night, don’t you think it’s worth investing in? Flying reindeer is a sure way for you to beat traffic this holiday season.

    3) Teleportation

    Look at your mirror, tap your chest three times, shout Zikoko and you’d find yourself at whatever location you desire. Please note that if the teleportation doesn’t work for you, then it’s not Zikoko’s fault. You’re just bad vibes.

    4) Flying broom

    If reindeer is too hard for you to find, why not try a flying broom? Just place a call to a witch near you and ask for them to share their secrets. Haven’t you noticed that witches never complain about traffic?

    5) Climb your Christmas chicken

    Have you seen the speed at which chickens run and dash? Well, a simple way to beat traffic this holidays is to mount your Christmas chicken and let it carry you to your destination. Since they’re small animals, they can pass tight corners.

    6) Take to the skies

    Traffic is limited to the roads, so why not try flying? It doesn’t matter if you have wings or not. Work with faith.

    7) Kidnap Santa Claus

    When you kidnap him, tell him that his condition for release is to grant you one wish, and that’s a Christmas free holidays.

    8) Nigerian coat of arms horse

    The Nigerian horses on the coat of arms once complained that they need a new job to do. Why not borrow them this Christmas season. At least when you go to the beach and they want to charge you for a horse ride, you’d say you came with your own.

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