1. Making okro soup or and don’t want to start cutting? My friend, blend that thing!
Who has time for cutting or grating?
2. The floor of your house needs to be cleaned and you don’t have time for that? Please find the mop!
Is it not the same thing as sweeping?
3. Do you hate washing the yama yama blender as much as we do? Just add small soap and water and blend something sharply.
Blender that will want to wound you sef.
4. Hate washing those white sneakers for hours don’t you? Just carry small brush, add toothpaste and use it to clean all the dirt away please.
We bet you didn’t know you could do that.
5. Use take away packs to eat so you never have to wash plates. YES!
You people don’t know we’re very smart sha.
6. If you can’t stand cooking after a long day of work, just cook plenty jollof on weekends and store in the freezer.
Who has time for rubbish, please?
7. Need to use hot water sharply? Please find the microwave.
P.s If this happens, abeg no mention our name o!
8. Throw your onions inside the fridge before slicing so they won’t blind your poor eyes.
Let no onion come and wound you.
9. Did you know you can use your hand whisk to make amala or semo?
Seriously, try it!
1. When she calls you to assist her in the kitchen:
Hello ma there is no need to shout I’m here.
2. When she feels you aren’t eager enough to sweat and suffer in the kitchen
You better open those your teeth and be happy to be part f the process oh!
3. But when you are excited to learn, she’s like:
Let’s go!!
4. When she get’s angry with you for not being able to do something you’ve never done before.
But mummy I’ve never done this before how am I supposed to know how?
5. When you know how to do some things without tutoring, your mother is like:
Ehen! That’s my child!
6. How she looks at you when you forget to add MAGGI:
Mummy plis don’t kill me.
7. Her reaction when you add too much salt:
“And you know your father already has high blood pressure kuku kill all of us.”
8. When she starts gisting you about something random while you’re cutting pepper.
You have to be too careful not too laugh too much and cut yourself.
9. You cutting onions:
Tears everywhere!
10. Your mother cutting onions:
Always cool, calm and collected!
11. When she holds a hot cooking spoon barehanded like it’s nothing:
Is she superwoman? She must be superwoman!
12. When you try to do the same thing:
“It’s not that it’s paining me, water just likes coming out of my eyes.”
13. Your mother when you take the pot off the fire too early:
“So we should eat raw food because you want to finish on time abi?”
14. Her reaction when you forget the pot on the fire:
“Please explain to me where I got you from.”
15. When you follow all her instructions but the food is not sweet.
Which kind of problem is this?
16. How your mother watches your movements in the kitchen:
Please don’t kill yourself on my watch oh!
17. When you try to make a suggestion.
“Now you know more than me abi!”
18. When your suggestion works she’s like:
“Ahhhhh okay I see.”
19. When you misbehave after messing up in the kitchen your mother is like:
“You kuku don’t know how to do anything”
20. When you finally master something she taught you, you’re like:
I am now the master!
21. And she’s like:
But all jokes aside, Nigerian mothers are the best and as MAGGI turns 50, we want to celebrate the women who have been using MAGGI to create amazing meals for their loved ones.
The big idea for the MAGGI 50th anniversary campaign is: Let’s Celebrate. We intend to do this primarily by sending gift boxes containing specially curated ingredients and gifts to women influencers pan Nigeria & beyond for trusting MAGGI in the past years, and in the future ahead.
Clink the link below to learn more.
When a food lover and chef on Twitter asked Nigerians to share their worst cooking experience, the responses were hilarious as we expected.
