• Let’s be real, the music from 2022 slapped harder than the aftertaste of the best agbalumo you’ve ever had. Asake, Wizkid and Rema took us to the dancefloor. Asa, Victony and CKay made us fall in love, while Omah Lay and Obongjayar had us deep in our feelings. It was a great year for Nigerian music. But can 2023 repeat that magic? 

    With new stars on the horizon, and some of our faves returning with brand-new albums, 2023 might have some musical juju up its sleeves. These are some of the albums you should be excited about this year. 

    Davido 

    After showing us A Good Time in 2019 and A Better Time in 2020, Davido is gearing up to show us the best time in 2023. Initially scheduled for 2022 but postponed following a personal tragedy, Davido’s fourth album is one of the year’s most anticipated projects. With singles like Stand Strong and collaborations like Electricity with Pheelz and High with Adekunle Gold, it’s safe to say Davido has served us appetisers, and now, we’re ready for the main course in March

    P-Square 

    Mary Slessor is somewhere grinning for joy because her efforts were not in vain. After public back and forths pushed our favourite twins to try out life as solo artistes, Peter and Paul of P-Square reunited in 2022, proving that blood is thicker than beef. While the duo have been on tour since their surprise reunion, they’ve hinted at a new album in 2023, their first since 2014’s Double Trouble which gave us bops like Collabo and Shekini

    Tems 

    Billboard Hot 100 regular, BFF to Beyoncé and Rihanna, BET International Act of the Year winner and Oscar nominee? God of Tems, your boy is loyal

    With two goated EPs to her name and a long list of hits, the only thing left for Tems is a debut album, and 2023 might be the year we finally get it. This album is sure to have the whole world shook, but for me, I’m just hoping she considers calling it “Tems and Condition”, or “On My Own Tems” at least. That’s all I want from Temilade. 

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    Olamide 

    It’s been one year and six months since Olamide dropped his last album, UY Scuti and wallahi, I’m not okay. Despite working with Phyno and Wande Coal, and helping artistes like Asake and TI Blaze cross over into mainstream consciousness with his remix of Omo Ope and Sometimes in 2022, Olamide has been guarded with his own material for a while now. But all that is about to change in 2023 with the release of Unruly, his 10th and final album. No, you’re not the only one crying. 

    Asake

    If there was one artiste who had their foot on our necks with back-to-back hits, it’s Ololade mi Asake. From the moment he dropped the remix of Omo Ope with Olamide in February 2022 to his latest single of 2023, Yoga, Asake has refused to leave the studio and the charts. Knowing his itch to drop new music every three to four business days, there’s a high chance Asake might drop a whole other album in 2023. But don’t fight me if he doesn’t. 

    Lady Donli 

    It’s hard to believe it’s been four years since Lady Donli showed us a good time with her 2019 debut album, Enjoy Your Life. From Tems to The Cavemen, that album introduced us to artistes who eventually became major rockstars. But most importantly, it provided an avenue for joy and escape despite all the wahala Nigeria kept throwing at us. With a new album, Pan African Rockstar, on the way, I can’t wait to see what Lady Donli has up her musical sleeves. 

    Tay Iwar 

    Tay Iwar is one of the most exciting voices on the Afrobeats scene right now. You don’t believe me? Well, ask Wizkid, M.I., Asa and Tiwa Savage why they’ve worked on features with him. Since dropping his 2018 debut album, Gemini and the 2021 pandemic-influenced Love and Isolation, Tay has worked behind the scenes with Wizkid and other artistes. But we might finally be getting a new EP this year. Hopefully, it has the song he recorded with Ayra Starr during that recording session they both posted on their Instagram stories . 

    Odumodublvck 

    Odumodu’s time is now, and he’s seizing the moment. The Abuja-based rapper, known for his punchy flows and Okpu Agu, has built a cult following within Nigeria’s burgeoning drill and rap scene since 2017 when his first tape dropped. But with the release of the Zlatan-assisted Picanto in 2022, Odumodu seems poised for a major crossover season. Currently lining up songs with Santi, BOJ and Blaqbonez, Odumodu’s next album might be his biggest yet.

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  • From Lagos to Atlanta, fans never stop comparing and pitting their faves against each other. Just like Rihanna can’t beat the Beyoncé comparisons 17 years into her awe-inspiring career, Davido still gets Wizkid comparisons daily despite just a year between their debut. Similarly, Seyi Shay was compared to Tiwa Savage when she came out with Irawo, Rema to Wizkid after his breakout with Dumebi, and more recently, Seyi Vibez to Asake.  

    No one had a better year than Asake in 2022, at least not when it came to afrobeats. In February, the singer released an Olamide-assisted remix for his fairly popular single, Omo Ope. Before we knew it, a string of hits, like Sungba alongside Burna Boy and Peace Be Unto You (PBUY) helped usher in his no-skips debut album, Mr Money with the Vibe

    Asake wasn’t joking when he sang, “I just blow, but omo I know my set” on PBUY, because the truth is, he’d been in the industry since the mid-2010s in a ring of upcoming artists that included Blaqbonez, Fireboy DML and Cheque, each one fighting for their big break. But deeply inspired by the melodies of fuji music and the choir effects of that church at your junction, Asake finally caught the world’s attention with his own sound. 

    What followed Asake’s entry was a truckload of hits with a similar sound pattern from other artists. Pheelz finessed a hit with BNXN, Carter Efe paid tribute to Wizkid with Machala, and both Tiwa Savage and Fireboy DML brought Asake on board for Loaded and Bandana respectively. The sound was everywhere, and while people called Asake out for repeating the same formula over and over again, we still danced and streamed. Everything was fine with the world until Seyi Vibez dropped Chance (Na Ham)

    Contrary to what people might think, Seyi Vibez didn’t come out of nowhere. Before breaking out with Chance (Na Ham) and winning fans like Burna Boy and Rema over, Seyi Vibez had built a reputation on the streets of Lagos with songs like God Sent and +234. These songs crossed over from the “streets” to the mainstream scene, but most people couldn’t place the name or the face behind them. However, with the release of his debut album, Billion Dollar Baby, Seyi experimented with a new sound, and most people are claiming it’s a little too similar to that of Ololade mi Asake. 

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    Discussions surrounding Seyi Vibez, his sound and Asake’s have left the internet divided. For some, Seyi Vibez literally jacked Asake’s sound and is trying to make a name out of it.

    And for others, these artistes are different in every way. 

    Whether the new Seyi Vibez sounds like Asake doesn’t really matter. The argument has dragged on for too long, and since I’m writing about it, I’m clearly part of the problem. But we often forget that as much as artistes make music about themselves or their experiences, they don’t exist in silos, either as artistes or human beings. They consume what we consume, and at some point, it might pop up in the art they create. 

    Remember when Mr Eazi came out with Skin Tight and Bankulize, kickstarting an era of slowed-down Ghana-influenced hits like Runtown’s Mad Over You and Tekno’s Pana? These artistes had been making music for a long time, and when a new wave arrived, they rolled with it. Our industry isn’t big enough to ask an artist not to experiment with or borrow their peer’s winning formula. Asake unlocked something with his music, but it doesn’t mean this sound is exclusive to him now. 

    We often task artistes to be different and keep reinventing their sound, but what if I use a sound everyone already loves to tell a story that’s unique to me, isn’t that different enough? Seyi Vibez might sound like Asake, but it doesn’t mean their music is the same.

    The most glaring difference lies in the vibe and underlying meaning behind their songs. While Asake might reminisce about the years before he became famous, a lot of his music is celebratory. Songs like Organise, PBUY and Joha are club bangers to the rest of us, but to Asake, they remind him that he’s the shit — he’s no longer the upcoming singer from OAU. 

    Meanwhile, Seyi Vibez’ music is rooted in the moments right before you reach that dream. Even when it’s celebratory, it paints a picture of what life would look like when he finally gets to live out his dreams. 

    These themes reflect the different phases they’re in: one is a major breakout star, and the other is on the precipice of crossing over. 

    When it comes down to it, not everyone can or will like both artistes. Just because I like Asake doesn’t mean I have to like Seyi Vibez and vice versa. But discrediting one artiste’s work for the upliftment of another’s feels very 2005. The two can exist in the same industry without everybody foaming at the mouth. 

    Newer artists are always either placed in a box or pressured to stand out, but we need to give them time to find a style that works for them, regardless of whether it’s groundbreaking or familiar. Allow them to find a space where they believe they can best express themselves, and simply enjoy their music if it sounds good to you. 

    The conversation shouldn’t be about who sounds like who but how street pop is getting the respect it deserves for shaping the culture. These two artistes are the most recent in a long line that includes Olamide, Naira Marley and Zinoleesky, who’ve managed to extend what was supposed to be 15 minutes of fame into impactful careers. 

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  • Zodiac signs are great at helping us understand people, but what if I told you a person’s Spotify Wrapped tells you a lot more about their personality than any Leo moon rising sun in Lucozade? 

    Don’t believe me? Continue reading, and let me know if I’m reaching. 

    Asake 

    2022 was your year. You killed it at work and still managed to remain the life of every party you attended. Your vibe is unmatched, and you always know how to have a good time, so people naturally gravitate towards you. While you know many people, you don’t have a lot of actual friends because you’re mysterious like that. There’s also a high chance you asked for a raise this year, and your new salary has everyone at work shook. 

    Omah Lay 

    You’re a rollercoaster of emotions. One minute you’re tearing up the dancefloor, and the next, you’re in the corner of a club, crying or overthinking everything. The best part is you’re not ashamed of being vulnerable. Your mental health and space are very important to you, so you’re cautious of the people you let into your life, even though everyone likes you. 

    Ayra Starr 

    You’re either peak Gen Z or a millennial who uses slangs like “Purr” and “It’s giving” unprovoked. People underestimate you a lot and complain about your style or taste, but you don’t care because you’re out here living your best life. 2022 was a great year for you, but you’re always gingered for what’s next, so you’ve already started drafting your 2023 goals. No time to waste. 

    Burna Boy 

    Everyone is always hyping you, and honestly, you deserve it. Can you do with a bit of self-control in your life? Yes. Choosing violence is your favourite thing to do, even when it’s completely unnecessary. You’re great at what you do, but your chaotic nature makes you unpredictable. Hopefully, you’ll learn to calm down in 2023. 

    Tems 

    You’re a bad bitch and you know it. Everything comes effortlessly to you, and 2022 was your best year career-wise. People are constantly guessing what you’re up to, but you love to move in silence, so all they see is results and not the hard work you put in. You’re humble and love to meditate and shit, but your motto is: “Fuck around and find out,” so you’re not above dragging someone’s child for filth.

    The Cavemen

    From music to fashion, old-school trends are the hill you’ve chosen to die on. You like to tell people you were born in the wrong generation, even though there’s nothing anyone can do about it. Speaking your native language is your personality trait, but the gag is your cousins from the village don’t rate you because they believe you’re not speaking it correctly. 

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    Chike 

    Dear, one question: How many weddings did you attend in 2022? You can’t remember? No problem. The money you’ve spent on Aso Ebis this year is enough to buy a Kia Picanto. But if you don’t go to weddings, how will you find your missing rib?  Please, continue listening to Roju and have a good time at the next wedding reception you attend. We love to see it. 

    Show Dem Camp

    You’re 30+ and you don’t like stress. A good Friday night for you involves a good bottle of wine or keg of palm wine, a nice Netflix documentary and food. You and clubs don’t go well. Even when you try to go out, you end up leaving by 10 p.m. because, once again, 30+. The youth corpers and interns in your office want to be like you when they grow up. 

    Dwin, the Stoic 

    You’ve been served breakfast multiple times in 2022, but like eba, still you rise. You’re a hardcore romantic who believes in having one soulmate, so you’re constantly on dating apps and Twitter trying to find them. There’s a strong chance you always complain that Igbo babes are wicked. Still, every time you hear the name Ada or Ifunaya, you’re the first person on the queue to submit relationship application letter. 

    Wizkid 

    You’re the best at what you do, and you know it. You don’t like stress, and you’re the type of person who’ll cut people off when you feel like they’re doing too much. All you want to do is enjoy, date older people and wear outfits that match your shoe. Good for you, boo. 

    Cruel Santino

    We get it. You’re different and quirky. Let us rest, abeg. 

    Kizz Daniel

    You like 40+ music but are not ready to admit it to yourself. All the uncles and aunties in your family are obsessed with you because your presence gives them endorphins. You sometimes say offensive things and then act shocked when people call you out on your bullshit. 

    Yinka Bernie

    Babes, are you okay? Do you need tissue or space? 

    Remember, it’s okay to cry and connect with your emotions. It’s only human, and your vulnerability is what makes you fly. 

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  • Dear Nigerian musicians, please and please, you’re not the only one inflation is using to play ludo. What are these Detty December concert prices? 

    After all the stress of 2022, we agree you deserve not just Z! Fest in November but all the concerts in December too, just for premium enjoyment. But how do you attend your fave’s shows despite your struggling funds? Let’s break it down. 

    Date a bouncer 

    This is a classic case of sleeping with the enemy. Bouncers are the main reason you can’t get into a Nigerian concert without a ticket. So imagine how easy your life would be if you started dating one or two. They won’t be able to chase you with their muscles. Just make sure you date the ones guarding the doors to lit concerts, not dead ones abeg. 

    Become a backup dancer 

    Almost every musician needs a backup dancer, and not everyone can afford Kaffy. A surefire way to attend Nigerian concerts is by learning how to legwork and break dance at the same time. If you don’t know how to do this yet, come to Z! Fest on the 26th of November [2022] to learn from Liquorose. 

    Sell your father’s house in the village 

    When it comes to choosing between family inheritance and Asake concert tickets, I expect you to make a wise choice and organise that money ASAP. After all, your father would’ve done the same thing for Fela or Bongos Ikwue back in the day. 

    Become a musician

    You still have till the end of November to record and release a song that’ll make you blow. Once you become famous, bigger artists invite you to open their show, and you can join the crowd after your performance. Trust me, singing is not that hard. We have like five singers here at Zikoko. 

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    Follow people who can afford tickets on social media 

    Who says you can’t attend a concert virtually from the comfort of your own room? Sure, you might miss most of the show and drain your data, but at least it’s free, and you don’t have to stand and wait till 3 am for a 7 pm show to start

    Befriend an IJGB

    The only reason you’re complaining about the price of Detty December concert tickets is because you still earn in naira. If you convert these ticket prices to pounds or dollars, it’s not even up to the money IJGBs spend on McDonald’s abroad. Just make sure you avoid the ones who want to ruin your life sha, because those ones are plenty. 

    Learn how to vomit foreign currencies 

    I know it sounds impossible, but thankfully, Zikoko has already dropped tips on how to vomit pounds. Look at us teaching the leaders of tomorrow how to create their own foreign reserves. I stan. 

    Stream your fave’s music and imagine it’s live 

    Please, print out your fave’s picture, open your Spotify app, place that printed picture on your chest, then close your eyes and imagine they’re performing right in front of you. Like Mariah Carey and Whitney Houston sang, “You will when you believe”.

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  • It’s officially Grammy season. 

    In 2021, Wizkid, Tems, Made and Femi Kuti made it on the Grammy Awards nomination list. This year, with Burna Boy’s Love, Damini  getting two Grammy nominations, and Tems getting two nominations for Wait For You, her collaboration with Drake and Future, it looks like Nigeria will be well represented again. 

    But outside of these artists who’ve already signed attendance with the Grammys before, here are 10 artists and projects we would’ve loved to hear when the nominations were announced. 

    Some Nights I Dream of Doors — Obongjayar 

    Obongjayar’s music is as raw as it gets. Whether he’s urging you to keep hustling on songs like Try and Sugar or reminding you that you deserve better on Tinko Tinko (Don’t Play Me for a Fool), Obongjayar maintains an intense level of honesty and emotion that’s hard to find these days. 

    There’s so much drama in this man’s voice, and even the album title is dramatic AF. What is Some Nights I Dream of Doors? But the best part is all the drama pays off beautifully when you listen to his music. 

    Boy Alone — Omah Lay 

    No one is doing this “sad boy music” thing like Omah Lay. After blowing up at the height of the pandemic in 2020, Omah Lay cemented his position as one of the most exciting Nigerian artists right now with the release of Boy Alone, his debut EP. Letting his emotions take centre stage, the album has given us hits like Soso, Woman, Bend You, and the song anyone suffering from imposter syndrome can relate to, I’m a Mess

    V — Asa

    If there’s one Nigerian artist who seemed set for a Grammy win from the moment they stepped on the scene, it’s Asa. Her debut self-titled album was, and still is, a masterpiece, covering heartbreak, politics and existential thoughts. But it did nothing to prepare us for V, her fifth studio album released this year. 

    With V, Asa has moved her music to the dance floor. Singing about friendships, love and red wine, this album proves Asa can make any type of music, and it’ll still slap. 

    Catch Me If You Can — Adekunle Gold 

    Adekunle Gold’s rebrand from calm lover boy to in-your-face fashion icon/ DILF still makes my head spin. With 2020’s Afropop Vol.1, Adekunle introduced a fun, more pop-focused side of his music and personality. Bringing that energy into his 2022 album, Catch Me If You Can, Adekunle pulls out all the stops, featuring Davido, Lucky Daye and Ty Dolla $ign. Maybe I’m high, but it looks like AG Baby is here to stay. 

    Mr Money With the Vibe — Asake 

    2022 is the year of Asake; he hasn’t let us breathe. Every week, it’s one snippet followed by a single or collaboration until he dropped his debut album, Mr Money With the Vibe, in September [2022]. 

    Although the album suffers from sounding repetitive, Asake manages to make each song as infectious as the one before it. While it looks like Asake is slowing things down, it doesn’t mean Mr Money With the Vibe doesn’t deserve Grammy love. 

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    19 & Dangerous (Deluxe) — Ayra Starr 

    Ayra Starr is that girl, and she knows it. Despite taking 2021 by storm with her self-titled EP, her smash hit, Bloody Samaritan, and her debut album, 19 & Dangerous, Ayra has shown no signs of slowing down. As a matter of fact, the hits dey rush.

    Releasing the deluxe version of 19 & Dangerous with new songs and remixes, Ayra has thrown her hat into the ring. While her album may not be eligible, songs like Rush and the Bloody Samaritan remix with Kelly Rowland still make the cut. 

    Palmwine Music 3 — Show Dem Camp 

    Five years after tapping into their Feel Alright palm wine vibe to drop the first installation of what we’ve come to know as the Palmwine Music series, Show Dem Camp has closed out this chapter of their career with Palmwine Music 3.

    Bringing in past collaborators like BOJ, Moelogo, Tems and Ladipoe, while creating space for new acts like Oxlade, Tay Iwar and Victony, Show Dem Camp successfully delivered one of the best albums of the year. It’s sweet, sour and relaxing, just like the drink it’s named after. 

    Rave & Roses — Rema 

    It’s Rema’s world right now, and the rest of us are just paying rent and agency fees. Three years after capturing our attention with the party starter, Dumebi, Rema officially kicked off 2022 with his debut album, Rave and Roses. While songs like Dirty, Time N Affection and Calm Down remind us Rema is a budding sex icon, his music really hits when he sheds off that gragra to give us songs like Addicted, Divine and Are You There

    Sad Romance — CKay

    Capitalising on the international exposure he got after Love Nwantiti became TikTok’s official anthem in 2021, CKay dropped his debut album in 2022, and it didn’t disappoint. It’s interesting CKay named it Sad Romance when almost every song on it sounds like music that’ll get you pregnant.

    Swimming in sensual R&B production and CKay’s bedroom voice, Sad Romance was a major standout of the year and deserves some recognition. 

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  • It’s Asake’s world and the rest of us are just paying rent and agency fees. Since dropping the Olamide-assisted Omo Ope early in February, 2022, Ololade mi Asake has been going non-stop — it has reached a point where fans are asking him to take his own advice and rora

    But while Asake has an undeniable chokehold on the Nigerian music scene at the moment, people are questioning his fashion choices and such questions don’t sit right with my spirit. Asake is a fashion icon and I’m willing to die on that hill. If you don’t believe me, check these looks out. 

    This Mary Amaka skirt-turned-top that shook the internet

    I know people have been going back and forth about this look, but where you all see a fashion disaster, I see a fashion innovator and trendsetter. At least now we all know what to do with our sisters’ old denim skirts. It’s called recycling, my dears.

    The famous Joha oversized denim pants

    Before wearing a skirt as a top, Asake showed fans he was about to unleash serious fashunz on their head when he posted the video that started the #JohaChallenge. He wore this pair of jeans large enough to fit everyone at YBNL at the same time. But I see the wisdom in it; it’s a sign that he’s growing in leaps and bounds and he has the foresight to leave room in his jeans to accommodate his rapid growth. 

    Asake, the pastel king 

    Who else can pull off pastel pink (a.k.a powdered pink to all my aso ebi loving mummies) and pastel green? Come on, Asake knows this fashion thing. The way everything works with the colour of his hair gives me endorphins!!

    Peace be unto this Kenneth Ize outfit

    Congratulations to Asake on his new house and car, but is he giving out this Kenneth Ize outfit? That’s the important question. Asake, if you’re reading this, send this fit to our Surulere office and tell them it’s for Conrad. PBUY, sir. 

    Who dey breathe????

    Do you see how tight this shirt is? This one is more than body hug, this one is body kidnap. How was Asake breathing while shooting the music video for Palazzo? Life is full of wonders. 

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    Asake invented oversized suits 

    Asake is proving to the world that fitted suits are boring and overplayed. If you really want to stand out my man, you have to find a suit three times your size and deck the largest shoes you can find to compliment it. 

    Babalawo with a B.Sc from Harvard

    I’ve never wanted to connect with my ancestors this bad in my life. Can someone please help me verify if this fit is made-in-China white before I experience a case of “what I ordered vs what I got?” Thank you. 

    Blood money red 

    Somewhere, right now, Kanayo O. Kanayo, Clems Ohameze and Tony Umez are looking at this image with their chests bursting with pride. This oxblood red fit looks like something the lead character of an Old Nollywood film would wear after sacrificing their wife for mint cash and decorating their living room with gold chairs. 

    Biker chic

    Asake or Charly Boy? Honestly, I can’t tell the difference here and I love it!

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  • Mr Money with the vibe clearly has zero chills. After dropping his debut album just two weeks ago, the man has sat in front of a camera with a drink in his hand to drop bars for an already recorded song. 

    Can he wait for us to finish listening to his album first? 

    Obviously, when Asake drops a snippet, Twitter NG has things to say. And this time, the reactions to Asake’s crazy work rate are hilarious as hell. 

    See for yourself:

    Because this work rate can only be a result of debt

    Someone even asked him to drop a GoFundMe link

    This one came with a whole theory on how YBNL is experimenting with Asake 

    If it was you, wouldn’t you follow him everywhere?

    More songs = More videos = More money for this man

    Asake is doing more national integration than NYSC

    https://twitter.com/jameelajoie/status/1571609787137392641?s=20&t=X5514RQevDrLA8XColkoUQ

    The Olamide jokes are HILARIOUS

    https://twitter.com/thepapiwadee/status/1571606497628487681?s=20&t=X5514RQevDrLA8XColkoUQ

    Maybe he has only three months left

    Or maybe Mr Money just really needs the money


  • Just a few days after Asake’s new album was released, and so far, we’re loving it. But now we’d like to know which of the songs matches your personality the most.

  • After listening to Asake’s new album, Mr Money With the Vibe an ungodly amount of times, I wondered how a Nigerian mum might react if she heard it. So here’s how she might react to each song. 

    Dull

    Asake says, “Wetin mama go chop?” on the song, so trust your mum to remind you that you don’t care about her wellbeing because you never ask her if she has eaten. 

    Terminator 

    Her least favourite song on the album. What do you mean by you’re a terminator? Ah. What do you need lighter for? They’re chopping banana too? Better skip this song for your own sanity. 

    Organise

    When the song starts playing, she’ll look at you and remind you that your room is not organised. If she doesn’t throw shade, is she really a Nigerian mum? 

    Peace Be Unto You 

    Quick prayer session here because she’s going to pray that peace never departs from you. That your enemies will never carry you to where you don’t know and that before they use you, God will make you use your sense. 

    Dupe

    This is her favourite song on the album. Do you know how many times they mention hallelujah? Plus the inspirational quotes? A bop. 

    Muse

    She reminds you that you’re too poor to fly anyone anywhere. You take your L and play her the next song. 

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    Joha

    Best song of the album, but your mother will not agree. She’ll tell you it’s promoting iniquity because it’s going to make women shake yansh too much.

    Nzaza

    For her, this is the worship song version of Dupe. She’s in the spirit and you should probably leave her there for a while. 

    Ototo

    She likes this song because it’s not too loud or gbish gbish, but what does Ototo mean? 

    Reason

    The problem she’d have with this song is the second voice. Nigerian mums don’t do too well with songs that have features. They stress her out. 

    Sunmomi

    The thing with amapiano is that Nigerian mums still don’t understand it. Why are they shouting? Who is blowing whistle? She’ll be confused and distraught. 

    Sungba (Remix) 

    She’s probably already heard it before, so she’d tell you to remove it and play Tobe Alabi. 

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  • No one is doing it like Asake right now and that’s on period. From TikTok videos to the club, you can’t escape Omo Ope’s music anywhere you go. But did you know that most of Asake’s lyrics also work when you’re fornicating? 

    If you don’t believe me, continue reading so I can give you the tea. 

    “I can’t shout. Mo ti yo o” — Omo Ope 

    This is for when you’re tired, but the other person wants to continue. Remember that there is no prize for best in fornication, so as soon as you’ve reached your limit, pack your slippers and run! 

    “Dem never see me coming” — Bandana 

    This lyric works two ways. You can use it for when you give someone the kind of sex that has them shook, literally. Or you can also use this when your village people make you cum unexpectedly. Very versatile.  

    “Ko sha ma rora” — Peace Be Unto You 

    Ko sha ma rora means “take it easy” in English and it’s important you remember to say this when your partner is doing the most or ignoring foreplay. Even the Bible said the race is not to the swift, so please be calming down so everyone can enjoy this sex thing. 

    “Come chop my bana” — Terminator 

    We know he meant “banana” but maybe the babe started chopping mid-sentence and it was so sweet, he couldn’t complete the word. 

    “I no like nonsense o ya ko bo ta” — Sungba 

    O ya ko bo ta means “take it outside” in English and it’s by far one of my favourite Asake lyrics to use in the bedroom. This is perfect for when the fornication is mid or boring. If your lover is not putting enough effort into your sexy time, use this line and ask them to leave. If I’m going to sin, at least let me enjoy it. 

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    “No sleeping, omo no dulling” — Palazzo 

    This lyric is for millennials who grew up listening to music that spoke about having sex from 12 midnight to six in the morning. Their stamina is not for the weak, so if anybody tells you this thing, just know you’ve entered a sexual one chance. 

    “Alayemi saare te button lo” — Peace Be Unto You

    This lyric means: “My friend, quickly press the button” and honestly, as a career man myself, I get it. Why fornicate for an hour when you can wrap that shit up in 20 minutes and focus on making money. Use this line when your partner is taking too long in the bedroom. Time is money. 

    “Sungba, sungbalajaja, sungba” — Sungba 

    We already explained what “Sungba” means, so while you’re fornicating don’t forget to tell your partner to part their legs like the red sea.

    “Emi ma gbe e dey be bi gokada” — Terminator 

    This lyric loosely translates to “I will take you there like Gokada.” If you’re confident in your ability to make your partner cum, then say this. If not, please there are eight other lyrics on this list you can use. Don’t disgrace yourself. 

    “No dey waste time; me I wan fire bazooka” — Sungba 

    Honesty is how you get the job done. If you want to fornicate with someone, tell them from the beginning so both of you can get started as soon as possible. 

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