This Is For You If You’ve Never Celebrated Valentine’s Day

February 8, 2020

Yes, Valentine’s Day is almost here. Love notes, chocolates, hampers, and everything that comes with it. But while everyone is being hit by cupid’s arrow, there are some people who don’t even feel the hype. If you’re one of them, then grab a seat at this table.

1. You, when you hear that Valentine is coming.

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Because to you, February 14 is just another day in the calendar. Why kill yourself?

2. You, when they advertise Valentine package.

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Mo ya look away.

3. You, when everyone is getting excited.

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What’s the unnecessary excitement for?

4. Your face whenever some calls you unromantic.

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Valentine’s Day is not just the only day to show love to your partner. It should be everyday, duh!

5. You, when another love song comes up on the radio.

Wozoldis, for goodness sake?

6. You, when Valentine ends and you can go back to your normal life.

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Sigh of relief.

Kunle Ologunro

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