How To Chat Like A Nigerian Man

September 13, 2020

1. First of all turn off your read receipts bro. 

You don’t need to give the information out. And they need to know that you only reply messages when you want to, not when you receive them or after you read them. You reply them when you want to bro.

2. If she sends more than one message reply just one. 

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You are a man of a few words bro.

3. Never reply on time.

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Even if you are clearly and obviously online. Give her enough time to jump into as many conclusions as possible.

4. Learn the art of deflecting.

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You don’t want to answer the question? Just change the subject bro. She’ll get the drift.

5. Leave her on-read and even unread while consistently viewing her status and updating yours. 

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Life goes on bruh, las las she won’t beat you because you probably already have the mumu button.

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