7 Things A Married Woman Must Do After Cheating On Her Husband

November 28, 2020

Dear married women, if you are caught cheating on your husband, there’s no need to panic. Do the things on this list and everything will be fine.

1. You should first deny it.

Make the man believe that he is crazy. How can you cheat on him, your lawfully wedded husband? Is he calling you a liar?

2. When you realize that you have been caught, change tactic.

Bone your face and claim that you cannot eat one food for the rest of your life. You need to explore na. He should pity you. Does he not understand that you’re a woman?

3. If your husband remains adamant, call your family members.

Not to apologize, but to tell him that mistakes happen and that he should be grateful you came out and confessed your infidelity. Many women will not confess. For that reason, your husband should be grateful and not allow the devil to destroy his marital home.

4. If you get pregnant, don’t abort it. Simply marry the man and bring him into your home.

Let your family know this. They will come to your husband and tell him to take heart. He should learn to live in peace and harmony with the new husband. A woman cannot be owned by just one man. He should learn to share. It’s for the upliftment of the family.

Read: 7 Tests To Give The Man You Want To Marry

5. By the way, always blame your husband for making you cheat.

Why is his skin not fair? Why does he not last 30 minutes in bed? Why is his penis not curved? Oh, he does not cook for you and he expects you not to step outside and taste other men’s penis? O wrong nau.

6. Buy him a gold wristwatch and credit his account.

There’s no problem gifts and money cannot solve. Besides, diamonds are a man’s best friend. He should cry in the toilet and wipe his tears like a good man. What does the book of Proverbs say about men that are able to endure and persevere?

7. If all fails, you should make a video and tag the whole world to help you beg your husband.

A forgiving husband is a husband who cares about the wellbeing of his family. He should not give the devil a chance. If he refuses to forgive your cheating and take you back, then the world will understand that he is an evil man, because you tried your very best.

Stay jiggy.


You should read these ones if you haven’t:

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