Nigerians have a flair for the dramatic and won’t pass up an opportunity to show how far they can take it. We can’t possibly fit each of these situations into a single post, so we decided to go with these ones:
1. When a classmate that didn’t come to any of the group meetings shows up for the presentation
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“Oh, you think you can take us fi idiot. You have to fail this course.”
2. When a bus fills up with passengers and the driver decides to make a stop at a filling station
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“Look at this time-waster. Do you think we don’t have places to be?”
3. When you buy Aso-Ebi and travel to another state for a wedding and the waiters can’t find your table
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“You think I went through all this trouble because I like the couple so much? Let’s be guided, please.”
4. When your bank debits you for a failed transaction and they say you won’t get the money back until after 15 working days
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“It’s like you people are not okay. I don’t know how you will do it, but please return my money before I open my eyes.”
5. When there is a turbulence mid-flight and the seatbelt sign turns on
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“Oh God, this is not how I die. And they warned me not to tell anyone I was travelling.”
6. When you try to kill a cockroach and it starts flying
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“Okay, it’s time to burn this house down.”