The dating pool is a cesspool, but how do you separate the wheat from your chaff when wading into the waters?

Remember, Zikoko is always here to help you figure these things. Here are twenty ways to determine if there’d be a second date or not.

Will your family do a press release if we want to marry?

Who do you support in the rap beef? Do you see yourself as a J Cole, Kendrick or Drake?

Have you heard Flavour and Odumeje’s Powers? What do you think?

What’s your star sign?

Do you work in tech or finance?

Do you think at any point in time, God will call you? And if he calls, will you pick?

Do you usually do couple content on TikTok?

Can any of your secondary school juniors come out to drag you for bullying?

You go back in time and can only change one thing, what would you change?

What band is your house in?

How good are you at writing diss tracks?

Can you be called an influencer by any standards?

What’s the most useless superpower you can imagine?

You can only listen to one song for the rest of your life, which song is it?

Dinner with Dangote or dinner with Don Jazzy?

What would be your job if money wasn’t an issue?

What job did you want to do when you were a child?

Who would win, Percy Jackson or Harry Potter?

How would you spend Abacha’s loot?

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If your life was a reality show, what would the name be?

Do you have a family member who owns a filling station or oil company?

Do you have plans for Canada or Amsterdam? Will your significant other be inside those plans?



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