Why do you present yourself the way you do?

It’s like you’re begging people to hate you. What would happen if you tried being nice? Maybe send a letter or a notification like any of these apps.

Source: Reddit

We know you can do this. If you can violently yank at our uteruses and play mind games with us, then surely you can tell us that your big aunty is coming in less dramatic and attention-seeking ways.

By the way, what is it with you both and your dramatic entrances?

Does it run in the blood? Do you guys enjoy being the way you are — causing pain everywhere you go?

What are we even saying? At least your big aunty tries not to overstay her welcome. She comes for a specific task, does it, and gets out. You, on the other hand, have no sense of courtesy. You’re there in different shapes, sizes, and forms before she arrives and after she leaves. 

Can you take a break? Maybe take the high road occasionally and stop acting like we’re at war unless we are. In that case, tell us what we’ve done wrong, so we can know how to appease you and get you off our backs once and for all.

Yours sincerely,


Hot girls 

The girlies just trying to survive. 



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