In perhaps the worst case we’ve ever seen of somebody using their sand-sand to spoil another’s garri, the Bayelsa State Governor-Elect – APC’s David Lyon, just had his victory nullified. It’s all thanks to the efforts of deputy-governor elect, Biobarakuma Degi-Eremienyo. FYI, this nullification happened just one day to the Bayelsa State inauguration. We promise […]

Today, we’ll be observing the Nigerian politician in his natural habitat ⁠— an overpriced state house whose renovation, running into the millions of dollars is probably on the books for the state’s annual budget. If you’ve never known what to look out for with a Nigerian politician, you’re in luck, we made a whole list […]

If you live in Lagos, then you already know about the Okada ban. This is not only because it’s on the news but because you have skin in the game of the stress it has caused. We don trek bastard, please. On Saturday, there was a peaceful protest over the ban but we are yet […]

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Two things in life are certain: death and the fact that Nigerian and Lagos State will take you fi idiat. Well not anymore, on Saturday – February 8th, 2020, we protest! What is the #OccupyLagos protest? The #OccupyLagos protest is organised, not by any corporate bodies or influencer shrews, but by everyday Lagosians who are […]

I know it’s only been 36 days, but man. Nigeria is going through it this 2020. From bans to a level of insecurity that makes you want to tape your eyes open at night; here are some of the worst things about living in Nigeria in 2020 so far: Insecurity. Nigeria’s insecurity is spiking at […]

Nathaniel Samuel, the attempted suicide bomber of the Living Faith Church, Kaduna.

Gather round, there’s enough room in today’s free okada-ban therapy session for everybody. As we all know, the Lagos State government has decided the motto for 2020 is ‘pepper-dem’, but not in the good way. The state has instituted a ban on okadas and keke-napeps from the plying major roads. The ban came into effect […]