If you see someone with at least three rings on one hand, keep your wahala to yourself, because if you start they’ll definitely help you finish.

Gather round hotties, HERtitude is calling, and we want you all burning us up in Zikoko-approved fits when you answer.

The subject of this week’s What She Said is a 66-year-old Nigerian woman who had a late marriage at 37 because her pastor ordained it. It lasted less than a year, and she hasn't remarried since. But her only regret is not having children of her own.

The subject of this week’s What She Said is a 26-year-old Nigerian woman who struggles to reconcile her faith with her sexuality. How does she approach women in a homophobic Nigeria or tell her loving but religious mother she's a lesbian? Easy, she doesn’t. Here’s this week’s #ZikokoWhatSheSaid:

Ladies, let’s talk about toilet infections.

This 22-year-old Nigerian woman has always wanted to be a star. Four years ago, she chose the influencing route. Since then, she’s dropped out of school and lost money to a scammer, fake manager and fraudulent pageant.  And still, no fame or fortune. Here’s What She Said:

Her first husband called her “The most beautiful girl in Nigeria”, love-bombing her before making her his third wife then only interacting with her for sex. She was 19; he was 39. By 22, she had two children she couldn’t tell her second husband about.  Now, she’s alone in Canada with her third and last child. Here’s what the 29-year-old said:

This week’s #ZikokoWhatSheSaid subject is a 31-year-old Nigerian woman who has seen shege as a teacher trying to make a change.

Seven years after getting pregnant in her teens by a boyfriend who was six years older and a traumatic abortion, Alanna* still feels haunted by her past.

This week’s #ZikokoWhatSheSaid subject is a 68-year-old Nigerian woman with a thyroid disorder that imitates clinical depression. She tells us how her health struggles have given her a strangely positive outlook on life after a decade of numbness.